Kieran Gale
@kierangale.bsky.social
Damned idealistic fool. Accidentally in STEM. Purveyor of art, fantasy, and that gay shit. They/Them Queer. Chronically tired because of at least six different conditions and, you know- *gestures at everything* http://linktr.ee/klabarberaart
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Kieran Gale
@kierangale.bsky.social
· Nov 28
Hi, I’m Kieran! I’ve gone from full time professional artist to somehow having a STEM career, but I still make things on the side. I dabble in polymer clay sculpting, painting, & digital illustration. You can expect: #cats #ttrpgs #art It’s nice to meet you!
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A wild ass sentence. Who watches TikToks out loud while pooping in the bathroom? I’m glad we shared this moment together though. If anyone ever asks me what I remember about Charlie Kirk being shot, this is what I’ll tell them.
Currently istening to one of my coworkers find out about Charlie Kirk as they’re watching TikToks while we’re both pooping in the bathroom.
September 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A wild ass sentence. Who watches TikToks out loud while pooping in the bathroom? I’m glad we shared this moment together though. If anyone ever asks me what I remember about Charlie Kirk being shot, this is what I’ll tell them.
Currently istening to one of my coworkers find out about Charlie Kirk as they’re watching TikToks while we’re both pooping in the bathroom.
September 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Currently istening to one of my coworkers find out about Charlie Kirk as they’re watching TikToks while we’re both pooping in the bathroom.
We left the house for a little over 24 hours to celebrate our anniversary and here’s a summary of how the cats handled our absence.
August 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
We left the house for a little over 24 hours to celebrate our anniversary and here’s a summary of how the cats handled our absence.
Sometimes when a person dies it’s not a tragedy because the bastard actually deserved death.
James Dobson was one of those people.
#restinpiss
James Dobson was one of those people.
#restinpiss
August 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sometimes when a person dies it’s not a tragedy because the bastard actually deserved death.
James Dobson was one of those people.
#restinpiss
James Dobson was one of those people.
#restinpiss
My hobbies include taking a gummy, following every beautiful woman that comes across my FYP on TikTok, and then getting overwhelmed if any of them follow me back. (I have so many beautiful mutuals. I don’t understand how this happened.)
August 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My hobbies include taking a gummy, following every beautiful woman that comes across my FYP on TikTok, and then getting overwhelmed if any of them follow me back. (I have so many beautiful mutuals. I don’t understand how this happened.)
Be the reason HR sends out an email saying that Kidz Bop covers are banned from the workplace. 😌
August 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Be the reason HR sends out an email saying that Kidz Bop covers are banned from the workplace. 😌
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July 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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I have yet to see the new Superman, but hearing people talk about it has helped me finally understand Lex Luthor for the first time in my life.
If obsession can inspire an assassination attempt on Reagan just to get Jodie Foster’s attention, it can explain all the bullshit that Lex gets up to.
If obsession can inspire an assassination attempt on Reagan just to get Jodie Foster’s attention, it can explain all the bullshit that Lex gets up to.
July 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I have yet to see the new Superman, but hearing people talk about it has helped me finally understand Lex Luthor for the first time in my life.
If obsession can inspire an assassination attempt on Reagan just to get Jodie Foster’s attention, it can explain all the bullshit that Lex gets up to.
If obsession can inspire an assassination attempt on Reagan just to get Jodie Foster’s attention, it can explain all the bullshit that Lex gets up to.
Earlier this week at work, I was struggling to get a door to stay held open by the magnetic latch on the wall. One of my coworkers came over and said “Here’s the trick to getting it to stay.”
Without thinking, I responded “You have to be pure of heart, and I’m not.” 🫠
Without thinking, I responded “You have to be pure of heart, and I’m not.” 🫠
July 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Earlier this week at work, I was struggling to get a door to stay held open by the magnetic latch on the wall. One of my coworkers came over and said “Here’s the trick to getting it to stay.”
Without thinking, I responded “You have to be pure of heart, and I’m not.” 🫠
Without thinking, I responded “You have to be pure of heart, and I’m not.” 🫠
Reposted by Kieran Gale
When people ask me how I feel about our home, I often respond by enthusiastically telling them that there are at least five different types of bees in our yard.
It only recently occurred to me that the average person might not view this as a good thing.
It only recently occurred to me that the average person might not view this as a good thing.
July 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
When people ask me how I feel about our home, I often respond by enthusiastically telling them that there are at least five different types of bees in our yard.
It only recently occurred to me that the average person might not view this as a good thing.
It only recently occurred to me that the average person might not view this as a good thing.
In a groundbreaking new study, three out of three cats want to smell my dusty feet.
(I went to Greek Fest & accidentally stepped in a puddle while wearing sandals before walking around on gravel & dirt so my feet are coated in a layer of dust that the cats apparently find worthy of investigation.)
(I went to Greek Fest & accidentally stepped in a puddle while wearing sandals before walking around on gravel & dirt so my feet are coated in a layer of dust that the cats apparently find worthy of investigation.)
July 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
In a groundbreaking new study, three out of three cats want to smell my dusty feet.
(I went to Greek Fest & accidentally stepped in a puddle while wearing sandals before walking around on gravel & dirt so my feet are coated in a layer of dust that the cats apparently find worthy of investigation.)
(I went to Greek Fest & accidentally stepped in a puddle while wearing sandals before walking around on gravel & dirt so my feet are coated in a layer of dust that the cats apparently find worthy of investigation.)
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Owl Familiar for the #hauntedgardenartchallenge
June 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Owl Familiar for the #hauntedgardenartchallenge
I thrifted a big papasan chair yesterday and now I’m going to have to fight a poopy little gremlin every time I want to sit in it.
May 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I thrifted a big papasan chair yesterday and now I’m going to have to fight a poopy little gremlin every time I want to sit in it.
Life hack: no one can stop you from listening to the Katamari Damacy theme in your head while imagining how a tiny little guy would roll up all the items in the room up into an ever growing ball.
May 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Life hack: no one can stop you from listening to the Katamari Damacy theme in your head while imagining how a tiny little guy would roll up all the items in the room up into an ever growing ball.
After a weekend of gardening, it really makes me appreciate just how nice it is to shake off my seasonal depression so I only have my regular depression to deal with.
May 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
After a weekend of gardening, it really makes me appreciate just how nice it is to shake off my seasonal depression so I only have my regular depression to deal with.
I scraped my pinky finger on one of its knuckle joints, causing it to heal weirdly. And unfortunately it’s now at the stage of the healing process where it looks like the side wound of Christ, which is to say that it also looks like a Georgia O’Keefe painting.
May 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I scraped my pinky finger on one of its knuckle joints, causing it to heal weirdly. And unfortunately it’s now at the stage of the healing process where it looks like the side wound of Christ, which is to say that it also looks like a Georgia O’Keefe painting.
Being able to buy ready-to-eat Red Hot Chicago hot dogs from Home Depot feels like a fair trade to make in exchange for not having a Waffle House within 4 hours of where I live.
That and the whole actually having civil rights thing makes the Chicagoland area a nice upgrade from Oklahoma.
That and the whole actually having civil rights thing makes the Chicagoland area a nice upgrade from Oklahoma.
May 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Being able to buy ready-to-eat Red Hot Chicago hot dogs from Home Depot feels like a fair trade to make in exchange for not having a Waffle House within 4 hours of where I live.
That and the whole actually having civil rights thing makes the Chicagoland area a nice upgrade from Oklahoma.
That and the whole actually having civil rights thing makes the Chicagoland area a nice upgrade from Oklahoma.
Half assed artistic rendering of me working on the flower bed this afternoon while Teach Me How to Dougie played in my head on loop for 2 hours straight. Yes, I know the garden trowel looks questionable. I drew this in like 69 seconds, give me a break.
May 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Half assed artistic rendering of me working on the flower bed this afternoon while Teach Me How to Dougie played in my head on loop for 2 hours straight. Yes, I know the garden trowel looks questionable. I drew this in like 69 seconds, give me a break.
I think that anyone who picks hold music that has a looped melody shorter than 30 seconds should experience negative consequences for that choice. Because why would you do that?
May 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I think that anyone who picks hold music that has a looped melody shorter than 30 seconds should experience negative consequences for that choice. Because why would you do that?
Real gamer hours are upon us.
May 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Real gamer hours are upon us.
Is this possibly a form of dissociation? Don’t worry about it! Just vibe to the opening guitar riff.
Life hack- no one can stop you from listening to the opening guitar riff of This Must be the Place by the Talking Heads inside your own mind. You can play it on loop endlessly and no one can stop you.
May 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Is this possibly a form of dissociation? Don’t worry about it! Just vibe to the opening guitar riff.
Life hack- no one can stop you from listening to the opening guitar riff of This Must be the Place by the Talking Heads inside your own mind. You can play it on loop endlessly and no one can stop you.
May 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Life hack- no one can stop you from listening to the opening guitar riff of This Must be the Place by the Talking Heads inside your own mind. You can play it on loop endlessly and no one can stop you.
I’m not actually a person, but rather 3-5 mental illnesses stacked in a trench coat.
April 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I’m not actually a person, but rather 3-5 mental illnesses stacked in a trench coat.
Hear me out: fantasy football league but for the papal conclave.
April 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Hear me out: fantasy football league but for the papal conclave.