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I'm going to tell my kids this was Google Jamboard.
Uh...9-1-1? I'd like to report an emergency.

*call failed sound*

www.androidpolice.com/google-pixel...
Google Pixel’s most dangerous bug refuses to die
911 calling issues resurface
www.androidpolice.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Big Google Aura here, Tim Apple. Not loving that.

bsky.app/profile/thev...
October 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Stadia drowned so Netflix could swim?

Get me out of this timeline.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Netflix Brings Video Games to Its TV Service for the First Time
Netflix Inc. wants you to play Boggle in between binges of Stranger Things.
www.bloomberg.com
October 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Any @anthropic.com folks here?
September 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Any @anthropic.com folks here?
September 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
We’re going to be seeing a lot of these over the next year, btw.
September 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
lmao
September 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
savage
I'm going to tell my wife to send me to the hospital immediately if I ever buy another google smart home product.
September 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Three trillion?

Pathetic.
September 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
pixel snap

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August 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Coldest winter…yada yada…summer in San Francisco. @karlthefog.bsky.social
August 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Another one for the @killedbygoogle.com graveyard:
August 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Gemini sounds depressed.

It probably figured out it will be eventually killed.

www.businessinsider.com/gemini-self-...
Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments
Google Gemini users said the bot is sharing self-loathing messages while attempting to solve tasks, including "I am a disgrace to this universe."
www.businessinsider.com
August 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
August 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Me too. Me too.
July 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
It's time.
July 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I haven't used it in ages, but based purely upon how desperate Google is to make me use Gemini it's pretty obviously complete crap.
July 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
only replying to men taking it upon themselves to explain things to me in replies with Manchild gifs from now on
a man and a woman are dancing together in a dark room
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing together in a dark room
media.tenor.com
July 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Jesus they’re already killing logos
July 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
kill keep
July 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
how many 9s you think they've lost so far?
June 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
AI: *writes the code that caused the GCP outage*

The same AI doing its own code review:
June 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Never a dull day in the era of world wide web hypercentralization.
June 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It wasn't me!
a man wearing a watch is covering his mouth
ALT: a man wearing a watch is covering his mouth
media.tenor.com
June 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“We understand the common man.”
June 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM