Marshall Bowers
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宝霞龙. 31. Conjurer of code. Devourer of art. Pursuer of æsthetics. Soli Deo gloria. He/him. Engineering at Zed Industries.
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🎵 Now Playing: "Christmas Lights" by Yellowcard
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did a fire write this
December 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
did a fire write this
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“giddy up, jingle horse” feels like a pejorative
December 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
“giddy up, jingle horse” feels like a pejorative
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek-themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
BEAN ME UP, SCOTTY
What are you calling it?
BEAN ME UP, SCOTTY
THE PRIME RIB DIRECTIVE
you've just opened up a star trek-themed restaurant
what are you calling it?
THE READY ROOM
what are you calling it?
THE READY ROOM
December 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek-themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
BEAN ME UP, SCOTTY
What are you calling it?
BEAN ME UP, SCOTTY
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Dude I had no idea they were this big imagine this running down the street at you top speed
set photos make for some challenging, haunting content
December 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Dude I had no idea they were this big imagine this running down the street at you top speed
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I believe they call these goon pillows
Please enjoy this photo of the Horace and Jasper bodypillows my aunt crafted for me when I was 5 years old and brain-meltingly obsessed with 101 Dalmatians.
December 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I believe they call these goon pillows
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Got a “Brick” for Christmas to brick my phone. It’s meant to keep one off social media.
I’m using it to block Microsoft Teams
I’m using it to block Microsoft Teams
December 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Got a “Brick” for Christmas to brick my phone. It’s meant to keep one off social media.
I’m using it to block Microsoft Teams
I’m using it to block Microsoft Teams
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How AI startup acquisitions work in 2025
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
How AI startup acquisitions work in 2025
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spoke with some people who didn't enjoy 'Wake Up Dead Man' yesterday and it reinforced my belief that it is a great film
Their reasons for disliking it were stupid, and I deployed the Online tactic of saying "no it's great" while ignoring their Bad Critiques entirely
Their reasons for disliking it were stupid, and I deployed the Online tactic of saying "no it's great" while ignoring their Bad Critiques entirely
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
spoke with some people who didn't enjoy 'Wake Up Dead Man' yesterday and it reinforced my belief that it is a great film
Their reasons for disliking it were stupid, and I deployed the Online tactic of saying "no it's great" while ignoring their Bad Critiques entirely
Their reasons for disliking it were stupid, and I deployed the Online tactic of saying "no it's great" while ignoring their Bad Critiques entirely
Here are my top artists I listened to this last week! 🎸
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Here are my top artists I listened to this last week! 🎸
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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Trump take Christmas jazz
December 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Trump take Christmas jazz
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This is my dad’s Christmas tree.
He has been using the same live tree for more than 20 years.
It’s in a pot on wheels and it goes back to the yard after Christmas.
He has been using the same live tree for more than 20 years.
It’s in a pot on wheels and it goes back to the yard after Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
This is my dad’s Christmas tree.
He has been using the same live tree for more than 20 years.
It’s in a pot on wheels and it goes back to the yard after Christmas.
He has been using the same live tree for more than 20 years.
It’s in a pot on wheels and it goes back to the yard after Christmas.
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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Merry Christmas to you all, from birds of Costa Rica!
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Merry Christmas to you all, from birds of Costa Rica!
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i think about this a lot. you could send an army of ghosts to elon musk's mansion and at the end of the night he would still just be the world's dumbest nazi
you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
December 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i think about this a lot. you could send an army of ghosts to elon musk's mansion and at the end of the night he would still just be the world's dumbest nazi
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you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
Time for our annual Christmas Eve tradition.
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Time for our annual Christmas Eve tradition.
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It is time to rewatch all those Rankin Bass movies and reassess my problematic attraction to these men
December 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It is time to rewatch all those Rankin Bass movies and reassess my problematic attraction to these men
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fahrenheit:
0 degrees: very cold
100 degrees: very hot
celsius:
0 degrees: somewhat cold
100 degrees: everything dead
0 degrees: very cold
100 degrees: very hot
celsius:
0 degrees: somewhat cold
100 degrees: everything dead
The metric system makes more sense overall but Americans are correct on floor naming conventions and temperature. “I’m on floor 0” No. You are on floor 1.
December 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
fahrenheit:
0 degrees: very cold
100 degrees: very hot
celsius:
0 degrees: somewhat cold
100 degrees: everything dead
0 degrees: very cold
100 degrees: very hot
celsius:
0 degrees: somewhat cold
100 degrees: everything dead
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sound ON
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
sound ON
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your audience is not on X. a bunch of bots pretending to be your audience are on X
December 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
your audience is not on X. a bunch of bots pretending to be your audience are on X
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I made mulled wine sorbet & there’s nothing on the calendar for the next week. Merry christmas
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I made mulled wine sorbet & there’s nothing on the calendar for the next week. Merry christmas
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low stakes posting today reminds me that 1) Facebook is for talking to people you know IRL but don’t like and 2) microblogging sites are for talking to people you don’t know but do like.
we forget these things at our peril
we forget these things at our peril
December 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
low stakes posting today reminds me that 1) Facebook is for talking to people you know IRL but don’t like and 2) microblogging sites are for talking to people you don’t know but do like.
we forget these things at our peril
we forget these things at our peril