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kimb.bsky.social
@kimb.bsky.social
it’s the men and i’m tired of pretending it’s not
February 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
neil diamond makes me so emotional
February 1, 2026 at 3:42 PM
reminiscing about how truly delicious The Real World used to be, specifically remembering Back to New York and how Mike was already The Miz annoying Coral. man. those people feel like family, MTV was really innovative when it comes to parasocial relationships!
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 PM
“baked beans in a bread bowl” is on the menu at our usual pizza spot omg 🤮
January 31, 2026 at 3:39 PM
ordering from a robot at the drive thru makes me cry
January 22, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I’m sure I’ll be used to it soon but the new ios update or whatever the fuck is so goofy, and it’s going to push me over the fucking edge today
January 22, 2026 at 1:21 PM
“awareness isn’t the thing before the change, it is the change”
January 21, 2026 at 10:57 AM
coming to the realization that it’s art no matter where I run to and that’s annoying!
January 20, 2026 at 4:52 PM
the amount of protein in an egg is shocking in a bad way… wtf
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
not sleeping that’s for sure
January 15, 2026 at 9:27 AM
my noah wyle obsession is growing rapidly im almost scared lol
January 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
had a dream last nite that Joe Jonas made me raspberry chia seed pudding but used way too much chia so it kept like expanding and I had to eat it so it didn’t overflow from the glass container it was in.

taking it as a sign of overabundance to come
January 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
the shower after your period stops

yes lord
January 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I’m too tired to dig deep but I have a suspicion they’re suddenly not releasing his public schedule the way they have previously. Like within the past couple of days. I check this regularly and I can no longer find info updated for real time like I could as recently as last week, maybe Monday.
January 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
so basically JD Vance gave them all permission today
January 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I left work yesterday to ~take to the bed bc my PMDD is raging & it coincidentally felt like a relief to not have to perform while watching & processing the horrors.
January 8, 2026 at 4:07 PM
just screaming bc everything on every level is so beyond fucked atp

LIGHT IT ON FIRE and by it I mean literally everything and goodbye
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I wanna talk more about how many people would call Jesus a f*g. AND I’M GONNA.
January 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM
i’m not over this pure garbage honestly who approved IMAGINE at 11:56??????!!!!!
mkay, CNN. Who the hell wants to spend the last 4 minutes of the year hearing a bummer ass version of a shitty old slow bummer ass song followed by a minute and a half of silence to end out the year? what a weird wet blanket

anyway happy new year lol
January 1, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
mkay, CNN. Who the hell wants to spend the last 4 minutes of the year hearing a bummer ass version of a shitty old slow bummer ass song followed by a minute and a half of silence to end out the year? what a weird wet blanket

anyway happy new year lol
January 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
saw a movie and went swimming outside so life’s worth living again
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I would just like to enjoy something.
December 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
ok what the fuck did they put in those juicy nerds clusters bc FUCK they’re so good and so different than the og cluster! kids have no idea how insane candy is now comparatively omg
December 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM