Kimber Johnson
@kimberjohnson.bsky.social
Wandering pages, trails & tunes. Check out my Top 100+ Classic Rock albums: #100EpicRockAlbums
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My short stories: https://medium.com/@kimberjohnson_86615
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My short stories: https://medium.com/@kimberjohnson_86615
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The Great Divine Interpretive Dance-Off of All Realms (A Short Story)
A cosmic mistake. A divine dance floor. A universe on the brink.
medium.com
No one has ever accused me of being funny. Despite that, I have charged ahead writing a humor story (at least I hope you'll find it humorous). This one is VERY different from my other stories. Hope you enjoy it! 😁
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
Reposted by Kimber Johnson
If you'd like to enjoy a laugh today, I posted a new short story yesterday. I hope you enjoy it! 😁
No one has ever accused me of being funny. Despite that, I have charged ahead writing a humor story (at least I hope you'll find it humorous). This one is VERY different from my other stories. Hope you enjoy it! 😁
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
The Great Divine Interpretive Dance-Off of All Realms (A Short Story)
A cosmic mistake. A divine dance floor. A universe on the brink.
medium.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
If you'd like to enjoy a laugh today, I posted a new short story yesterday. I hope you enjoy it! 😁
Reposted by Kimber Johnson
Outdoor festival or intimate club show, which vibe wins for you?
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Outdoor festival or intimate club show, which vibe wins for you?
If you'd like to enjoy a laugh today, I posted a new short story yesterday. I hope you enjoy it! 😁
No one has ever accused me of being funny. Despite that, I have charged ahead writing a humor story (at least I hope you'll find it humorous). This one is VERY different from my other stories. Hope you enjoy it! 😁
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
The Great Divine Interpretive Dance-Off of All Realms (A Short Story)
A cosmic mistake. A divine dance floor. A universe on the brink.
medium.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
If you'd like to enjoy a laugh today, I posted a new short story yesterday. I hope you enjoy it! 😁
Share one of your favourite movie posters
February 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Share one of your favourite movie posters
Outdoor festival or intimate club show, which vibe wins for you?
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Outdoor festival or intimate club show, which vibe wins for you?
KANONENFIEBER - Z-Vor! (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Century Media Records
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February 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Listening to some Crabby Appleton this morning while Daisy and I catch up on DVRed basketball..
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Try
YouTube video by Crabby Appleton - Topic
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February 6, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Listening to some Crabby Appleton this morning while Daisy and I catch up on DVRed basketball..
youtu.be/j-YRB27Pt90?...
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Review: Just tore through "Sandman Slim" by Richard Kadrey and had an absolute blast. Kadrey blends grit, humor, and supernatural chaos into a world that feels both wild and lived‑in. Fast, sharp, and stylish, it's pure adrenaline. Highly recommended. 4.125* 📚💙
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Review: Just tore through "Sandman Slim" by Richard Kadrey and had an absolute blast. Kadrey blends grit, humor, and supernatural chaos into a world that feels both wild and lived‑in. Fast, sharp, and stylish, it's pure adrenaline. Highly recommended. 4.125* 📚💙
February 6, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Revocation - The Outer Ones (OFFICIAL)
YouTube video by Metal Blade Records
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February 6, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
1. “War Pigs” - Black Sabbath
2. “When the Levee Breaks” - Led Zeppelin
3. “Angel of Death” - Slayer
4. “Pull the Plug” - Death
5. “Close to a World Below” - Immolation
1. “War Pigs” - Black Sabbath
2. “When the Levee Breaks” - Led Zeppelin
3. “Angel of Death” - Slayer
4. “Pull the Plug” - Death
5. “Close to a World Below” - Immolation
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
1. "Fuck Was I" (thinking) -Jenny Owen Youngs
2. "I'm Tired" - Madeline Kahn
3. "Gypsy" - Fleetwood Mac
4. "Funny Girl" - Barbra Streisand
5. "Plump" - Hole
1. "Fuck Was I" (thinking) -Jenny Owen Youngs
2. "I'm Tired" - Madeline Kahn
3. "Gypsy" - Fleetwood Mac
4. "Funny Girl" - Barbra Streisand
5. "Plump" - Hole
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
-Right here, right now - Fat Boy slim
-Paper Romance- Groove Armada
-Breathe- Prodigy
-Hey boy, hey girl - Chemical Brothers
-Wicked Game- Chris Isaak.
-Right here, right now - Fat Boy slim
-Paper Romance- Groove Armada
-Breathe- Prodigy
-Hey boy, hey girl - Chemical Brothers
-Wicked Game- Chris Isaak.
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
1. “War Pigs” - Black Sabbath
2. “When the Levee Breaks” - Led Zeppelin
3. “Angel of Death” - Slayer
4. “Pull the Plug” - Death
5. “Close to a World Below” - Immolation
1. “War Pigs” - Black Sabbath
2. “When the Levee Breaks” - Led Zeppelin
3. “Angel of Death” - Slayer
4. “Pull the Plug” - Death
5. “Close to a World Below” - Immolation
Reposted by Kimber Johnson
No one has ever accused me of being funny. Despite that, I have charged ahead writing a humor story (at least I hope you'll find it humorous). This one is VERY different from my other stories. Hope you enjoy it! 😁
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
The Great Divine Interpretive Dance-Off of All Realms (A Short Story)
A cosmic mistake. A divine dance floor. A universe on the brink.
medium.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
No one has ever accused me of being funny. Despite that, I have charged ahead writing a humor story (at least I hope you'll find it humorous). This one is VERY different from my other stories. Hope you enjoy it! 😁
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
Reposted by Kimber Johnson
Post a pic from whatever device you're using without explanation.
February 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Post a pic from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Devon from Letterkenny
February 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Devon from Letterkenny
Post a pic from whatever device you're using without explanation.
February 5, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Post a pic from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Reposted by Kimber Johnson
#Dafoebruary
Willem Defoe Appreciation Month
3.
Streets of Fire (1984)
Director: Walter Hill
A very cool and stylized gang movie with musical elements. Apparently Hill wanted this to be a hero / comic book movie he could turn into a franchise.
It's pretty great
9/10
Willem Defoe Appreciation Month
3.
Streets of Fire (1984)
Director: Walter Hill
A very cool and stylized gang movie with musical elements. Apparently Hill wanted this to be a hero / comic book movie he could turn into a franchise.
It's pretty great
9/10
February 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
#Dafoebruary
Willem Defoe Appreciation Month
3.
Streets of Fire (1984)
Director: Walter Hill
A very cool and stylized gang movie with musical elements. Apparently Hill wanted this to be a hero / comic book movie he could turn into a franchise.
It's pretty great
9/10
Willem Defoe Appreciation Month
3.
Streets of Fire (1984)
Director: Walter Hill
A very cool and stylized gang movie with musical elements. Apparently Hill wanted this to be a hero / comic book movie he could turn into a franchise.
It's pretty great
9/10
No one has ever accused me of being funny. Despite that, I have charged ahead writing a humor story (at least I hope you'll find it humorous). This one is VERY different from my other stories. Hope you enjoy it! 😁
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
The Great Divine Interpretive Dance-Off of All Realms (A Short Story)
A cosmic mistake. A divine dance floor. A universe on the brink.
medium.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
No one has ever accused me of being funny. Despite that, I have charged ahead writing a humor story (at least I hope you'll find it humorous). This one is VERY different from my other stories. Hope you enjoy it! 😁
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
medium.com/@kimberjohns...
February 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Reposted by Kimber Johnson
I know I'm not the only Grave fan here and never can tire of their legendary approach to death metal, and Hating Life is all about highlighting that very fact. Go check out the upcoming debut "Revenge From Beyond" that I know is going to rule.
Revenge From Beyond, by Hating Life
6 track album
pulverised.bandcamp.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I know I'm not the only Grave fan here and never can tire of their legendary approach to death metal, and Hating Life is all about highlighting that very fact. Go check out the upcoming debut "Revenge From Beyond" that I know is going to rule.
#MusicChallenge
#BestSongHeardToday
Day 5 -
Demilich - When the Sun Drank the Weight of Water
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#BestSongHeardToday
Day 5 -
Demilich - When the Sun Drank the Weight of Water
youtu.be/DNtunad3skE?...
When the Sun Drank the Weight of Water
YouTube video by Demilich - Topic
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February 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
#MusicChallenge
#BestSongHeardToday
Day 5 -
Demilich - When the Sun Drank the Weight of Water
youtu.be/DNtunad3skE?...
#BestSongHeardToday
Day 5 -
Demilich - When the Sun Drank the Weight of Water
youtu.be/DNtunad3skE?...
What’s a rule you break because it’s funnier that way?
February 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
What’s a rule you break because it’s funnier that way?