Kim Faul
@kimfaul.bsky.social
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Software Engineer, LEGO enthusiast, village idiot. Chasing that Eternal Sunshine.
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Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.
A picture of me standing next to the biggest lego cat statue I’ve ever seen in a Lego store at our local mall. He’s a black and white cat statue wearing a red and white winter beanie hat. Quite possibly the greatest marketing campaign in the history of the world.
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Wow, it feels like only a couple years ago as opposed to 8!!!
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I appreciate you, Michael. Work has been keeping me so busy lately that I’ve had to scale back a lot of my social media nonsense. But I’ll make sure to still pop in from time to time. Hope you and the family are doing well!
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Your cruelty knows no limits, Chad.
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No.

You will feel this sadness.

TAKE IT.
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You’re welcome?
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Same, Artax.

Same.

#TheNeverendingStory #LEGO
A picture of a Lego scene I made from the movie the never ending story where Artax sinks in the swamps of sadness because he lets the sadness overtake him. There’s a swampy landscape with various green vines and gnarly roots coming out of the black ground. Artax the white horse is up to his neck in the swamp. Atreyu is waist deep trying to pull on Artax’s reins unsuccessfully because he’s given up and is letting the sorrow claim him. Sometimes life just kind of feels like that.
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A tail of two kitties.
A picture of our grey cat Ash sitting on a pink blanket. A picture of our black cat piper in the front window through an opening between the curtains. She’s looking up at the snow covered trees outside which you can’t really see
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There was one Christmas where my parents gave me a VHS copy of The Little Mermaid and I watched it relentlessly for the entirety of winter break while eating giant bag of peanut M&Ms and it still lives on in my memory as the best Christmas ever. John is recreating that memory for me this morning. 😭
A picture of a small vcr and tv combo unit playing the little mermaid. The little mermaid vhs clamshell is propped up next to the tv. John, not pictured, is busy making breakfast for us after a wonderful morning of opening all sorts of presents and delicious treats. Best Christmas ever.
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Right? What is there beyond 11:30 except absolute misery? Get me home.
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I had a dream last night that I was out with a bunch of friends. It was nearing 11:30 and they all wanted to go to a second venue. I got so mad and kept saying it was late and I needed to be in bed, so I made a complete scene about it and got an uber home.

Look forward to your 40s, kids.
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On the first day of Christmas,
Art the Clown gave to me,
some TriNitroToluene. 🧨💥
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#lego #terrifier3 #christmas #merrychristmas #arttheclown
A picture of a Lego scene I made of the mall scene from Terrifier 3 where Art the Clown is dressed up as Santa and sitting in the Santa chair waiting for kids to come up and meet him. There’s a little boy opening a box labeled T N T to the right of Santa Art while a bunch of kids and parents wait to meet Santa. A screen grab from Terrifier 3 where art is dressed up as Santa in the Santa chair at the mall
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I cannot believe Christmas is this week. What the hell happened to December.
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I'm in my happy place. 🎄

#WorldOfWarcraft
A picture of my character in World of Warcraft dressed up like a slutty elf basically standing in front of the snow globe in Orgrimmar. I have my little reindeer pet with his glowing nose standing next to me.
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Just a lazy Caturday.
A picture of our black cat Piper laying on a table and looking up with the sun shining on her face A picture of our black cat Piper laying on a table
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Shocking my coworkers tonight with something called a “dress”.
A picture of me wearing a red plaid dress before I head off to my company party
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It’s never enough.
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Starting off my last week before vacation with a 9:00 dental cleaning this morning followed by:

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3 days of travel 🚘
2 production rollouts 💻
1 company dinner 🍽️
and enough stress to give me a coronary 🫀
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Send help.
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Santa Claws. 🎅
A picture of our inflatable cat Santa lawn decoration at night. He’s a big fat white cat dressed in a Santa outfit.
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I wish I worked at a Lego store so I could abscond with it, even if it cost me my job. It would be worth it.
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God I love your shelving. A dream.

My tuxedo cat is also still in his box. It’s criminal really.
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My dad used to keep a collection of fun pencils in his filing cabinet for whenever we’d need pencils for our homework. It was always special to get one of the filing cabinet pencils. After he died, I went through his filing cabinet and found one of the special pencils, still intact and unused.
A picture of an old snoopy pencil from the late 80s I think that has not been sharpened yet. Snoopy is in a boat fishing in a lake. The eraser is dried and hard as a rock. It’s the little things.