Kimberlyayyyy! 🦋
@kimkimberly92.bsky.social
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Distributor of white folding chairs. Life's most urgent question is, "Who all gon' be over there?"
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kimkimberly92.bsky.social
What does that even mean, that your boyfriend was "from the ghetto", and how does that inform your ass-umption about his beverage preferences? Or of those responding to you on here? Does this former Black boyfriend have the authority to represent all of us? Who granted it to him? Stop talking.
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
And yes to the RC Cola! I remember when (and why). It was the only cola allowed in our home when I was small because Daddy did the grocery shopping.
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
Agreed. The tone comes across as belitting and dismissive. As Black people of certain generations, yes. We have wondered about this and have had conversations about this very subject. As, and among ourselves, Black people. For good, historical reasons.
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
I need closed caption to understand EastEnders English.
jennyflower.bsky.social
May I suggest that all English people take A level English too? Otherwise all them there 'foreigners' will have a linguistic advantage. Mind you, a majority of them do already.
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
It's 4:43 am where I am and why aren't there 24-hr grocery stores near me to wander in with my insomnia? I need a Kroger or HEB.
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
This makes me sad that I'd left X before this. 😂
marcussniffles.bsky.social
I was fighting for my life on Twitter over a story i told when NO ONE was up
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
He ain't even cute. He should stay far away from her and just run around celebrating that he once had a girlfriend.
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
My other idea was to cross-breed house cats with falcons to make them even more unpredictable apex predators. The kittens would still be adorable, though.
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
I'll get @stephenking.bsky.social to work this part out with Research & Development. It's already sort of there in some of his books. The users just wouldn't turn murder-y.
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
Build smartphones that force people to do The Robot dance every time they play videos loudly in public. Replace the world's mayo supply with Jergen's cherry almond lotion. Buy up all the avocado farms and hold them hostage until everyone can instinctively clap on 2 and 4.

I am chaos.
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
Build smartphones that force people to do The Robot dance every time they play videos loudly in public. Replace the world's mayo supply with Jergen's cherry almond lotion. Buy up all the avocado farms and hold them hostage until everyone can instinctively clap on 2 and 4.

I am chaos.
docseuss.bsky.social
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
Y'all think we're joking about Cleveland's good tap water but live there, then move out of state and come back. I'm filling up now to hit the road back east.

@neorsd.org
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
The bigger kids hang out to get the leftover bread (they already get extra-big pieces from me) but now I'm gonna have to make sure this one gets the leftover juice.
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
Today in worship I didn't notice the toddler who, after nursing a tiny cup of grape juice during Communion like a barfly, went round to other spots at the rail to get more juice, then more, then more...

Baby has figured out how to game the system. 😂😂😂
#kids
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
Ooh...thanks for the reminder to take off my watch before I fall asleep. (I love watches)
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
Lady just walked out of the grocery store looking like Kim Fox from #EastEnders Do me a favor! 😂
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
Let me tell you. Poverty and hunger shake you, even after you've become more stable. Someone came today for food and it sent me nearly spiraling. I was this person a year ago.
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
The Jamaicans around me have been talking about this. As they see China moving into their trade ports, they've been connecting the dots on tariffs and control of global trade routes. Spice Road still has power.
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
To be fair, at least she's no longer shaking her breasticles at David Letterman.
Actress Drew Barrymore dancing on TV host David Letterman's desk and baring her chest for his birthday in 1995. She was 20 years old and also battling addictions.
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
Scratch that. I forgot I've been to LIB Germany. Let's go Habibi then.
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
I've decided to disassociate by going through the entire ##LoveIsBlind franchise. Now I'm in Germany.

So far, Brazil and Mexico lead in drama. And Brazil wins for sloppiest first kisses.
kimkimberly92.bsky.social
I've decided to disassociate by going through the entire ##LoveIsBlind franchise. Now I'm in Germany.

So far, Brazil and Mexico lead in drama. And Brazil wins for sloppiest first kisses.