@kingchochacho.bsky.social
God of Fun. Do not ask for miracles.
Has anyone seen my medallion?
Has anyone seen my medallion?
Got a nasty cold just before Thanksgiving and between the holiday, finals, work, and a conference I'm just now feeling close to normal.
Amazing how good it feels to just have a productive weekend.
Amazing how good it feels to just have a productive weekend.
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Got a nasty cold just before Thanksgiving and between the holiday, finals, work, and a conference I'm just now feeling close to normal.
Amazing how good it feels to just have a productive weekend.
Amazing how good it feels to just have a productive weekend.
This is the most "I read the New York Times" comment that has ever commented.
In the 70s, we all had to all read the same book. We had 30 days. I'd be finished on the 1st or 2nd night. Do the book report and wait. I went to the library every Sunday, loaded up. Read everything, Peyton Place, Nancy Drew, Hardy boys books.
December 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This is the most "I read the New York Times" comment that has ever commented.
Final submitted. Time to get absolutely shitty.
But first a dog walk, because we both deserve it.
But first a dog walk, because we both deserve it.
December 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Final submitted. Time to get absolutely shitty.
But first a dog walk, because we both deserve it.
But first a dog walk, because we both deserve it.
Oh great another KOTOR game. Can't wait to be constantly reminded that my teammate is sad because I haven't had enough heart-to-hearts with them while trying to prevent the destruction of all matter in the universe. The only way to fix the relationship is a 4-hour pottery throwing mini game.
December 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh great another KOTOR game. Can't wait to be constantly reminded that my teammate is sad because I haven't had enough heart-to-hearts with them while trying to prevent the destruction of all matter in the universe. The only way to fix the relationship is a 4-hour pottery throwing mini game.
Day 3/3 of forgetting to bring my headphones to this convention even though every day when I leave I go "gotta remember to put my headphones in my bag when I get home".
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Day 3/3 of forgetting to bring my headphones to this convention even though every day when I leave I go "gotta remember to put my headphones in my bag when I get home".
FFS this is awful. Thank goodnes ProPublica is still out here trying to do legitimate journalism.
1/ It was the height of the pandemic, but Phoebe Putney Memorial had good news: At 99 years old, Maude Burke was the oldest COVID-19 patient they were discharging.
In a video, staff waved balloons, celebrating Burke beating the disease.
There was one issue: It wasn’t true. 🧵
In a video, staff waved balloons, celebrating Burke beating the disease.
There was one issue: It wasn’t true. 🧵
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
FFS this is awful. Thank goodnes ProPublica is still out here trying to do legitimate journalism.
No I will not attend a talk about AI given by someone with the title "Principal Security Evangelist".
As my granny would say: "go spread that shit on some ground that needs it".
As my granny would say: "go spread that shit on some ground that needs it".
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
No I will not attend a talk about AI given by someone with the title "Principal Security Evangelist".
As my granny would say: "go spread that shit on some ground that needs it".
As my granny would say: "go spread that shit on some ground that needs it".
Currently sitting in a coffee shop a few miles away from the conference I'm supposed to be at because fucking SpotHero sent me tomorrow's pass instead of today's.
Now I probably have to make an account so I can sign into their stupid app. Always a goddamn app. I hate the future.
Now I probably have to make an account so I can sign into their stupid app. Always a goddamn app. I hate the future.
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Currently sitting in a coffee shop a few miles away from the conference I'm supposed to be at because fucking SpotHero sent me tomorrow's pass instead of today's.
Now I probably have to make an account so I can sign into their stupid app. Always a goddamn app. I hate the future.
Now I probably have to make an account so I can sign into their stupid app. Always a goddamn app. I hate the future.
Have a couple hours to put the finishing touches on this presentation about organizational pressure.
Obviously the best use of time is to put a tiny picture of Bowie or Mercury on every slide.
Obviously the best use of time is to put a tiny picture of Bowie or Mercury on every slide.
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Have a couple hours to put the finishing touches on this presentation about organizational pressure.
Obviously the best use of time is to put a tiny picture of Bowie or Mercury on every slide.
Obviously the best use of time is to put a tiny picture of Bowie or Mercury on every slide.
Oh weird, is it maybe because they cause several problems (some life-threatening), while providing absolutely zero advantages? Could that be it?
China Might Ban Retractable Door Handles: Here's Why - Jalopnik
China introduced guidelines that could ban retractable door handles, likely due to incidents where they trapped drivers inside their cars during emergencies.
www.jalopnik.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh weird, is it maybe because they cause several problems (some life-threatening), while providing absolutely zero advantages? Could that be it?
The fuck is up with all these accounts that just post the name of a movie with a screenshot?
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The fuck is up with all these accounts that just post the name of a movie with a screenshot?
Everyone wigs out about the Fellow Stagg EKG kettle but it has a very basic design flaw:
At altitudes where water boils well below 212F, it will aggressively spray boiling water out the vent holes if set to 212 even if filled well below the max fill line.
At altitudes where water boils well below 212F, it will aggressively spray boiling water out the vent holes if set to 212 even if filled well below the max fill line.
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Everyone wigs out about the Fellow Stagg EKG kettle but it has a very basic design flaw:
At altitudes where water boils well below 212F, it will aggressively spray boiling water out the vent holes if set to 212 even if filled well below the max fill line.
At altitudes where water boils well below 212F, it will aggressively spray boiling water out the vent holes if set to 212 even if filled well below the max fill line.
New Frankenstein was not bad but how did we let such shitty CG become acceptable, much less the norm?
Seriously, this shit is just embarrassing. Don't write a wolf attack scene if you don't want to put any effort into animating wolves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBr6...
Seriously, this shit is just embarrassing. Don't write a wolf attack scene if you don't want to put any effort into animating wolves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBr6...
Frankenstein (2025) / The Creature Kill Wolves Scene / 4K
YouTube video by Toshimitsu
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
New Frankenstein was not bad but how did we let such shitty CG become acceptable, much less the norm?
Seriously, this shit is just embarrassing. Don't write a wolf attack scene if you don't want to put any effort into animating wolves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBr6...
Seriously, this shit is just embarrassing. Don't write a wolf attack scene if you don't want to put any effort into animating wolves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBr6...
Oh look, the degrees that won't be 'professional' anymore just happen to be women-dominated fields. This is the dumbest, most ham-fisted way to try to convince women to have kids.
Nursing
Physician assistants
Physical therapists
Audiologists
Architects
Accountants
Educators
Social workers
Nursing
Physician assistants
Physical therapists
Audiologists
Architects
Accountants
Educators
Social workers
Full list of degrees not classed as ‘professional’ by Trump admin
Certain students may no longer receive the same loan for their studies as what counts as "professional" will determine how much they get.
www.newsweek.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Oh look, the degrees that won't be 'professional' anymore just happen to be women-dominated fields. This is the dumbest, most ham-fisted way to try to convince women to have kids.
Nursing
Physician assistants
Physical therapists
Audiologists
Architects
Accountants
Educators
Social workers
Nursing
Physician assistants
Physical therapists
Audiologists
Architects
Accountants
Educators
Social workers
Republicans when they find out Trump fucked 15 year olds:
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Republicans when they find out Trump fucked 15 year olds:
Watched Midnight Mass and jesus h. tapdancing christ could a show have more unnecessarily long monologues?
Every episode: 3 monologues and a too-long montage with an aggressively loud song.
Also you can't set a show in a modern setting and just pretend that nobody knows what vampires are.
Every episode: 3 monologues and a too-long montage with an aggressively loud song.
Also you can't set a show in a modern setting and just pretend that nobody knows what vampires are.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Watched Midnight Mass and jesus h. tapdancing christ could a show have more unnecessarily long monologues?
Every episode: 3 monologues and a too-long montage with an aggressively loud song.
Also you can't set a show in a modern setting and just pretend that nobody knows what vampires are.
Every episode: 3 monologues and a too-long montage with an aggressively loud song.
Also you can't set a show in a modern setting and just pretend that nobody knows what vampires are.
What the hell did I do to suddenly be inundated with workout/muscle posts?
Algorithmic feeds are so trash. Just give me the firehose, in chronological order, with the option to filter to those I'm following.
Algorithmic feeds are so trash. Just give me the firehose, in chronological order, with the option to filter to those I'm following.
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
What the hell did I do to suddenly be inundated with workout/muscle posts?
Algorithmic feeds are so trash. Just give me the firehose, in chronological order, with the option to filter to those I'm following.
Algorithmic feeds are so trash. Just give me the firehose, in chronological order, with the option to filter to those I'm following.
Ah yes, it's the 'leftists' that are the problem. Not the people sheepishly allowing the Nazis to execute their agenda.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Ah yes, it's the 'leftists' that are the problem. Not the people sheepishly allowing the Nazis to execute their agenda.
I don't even like this job.
I get great reviews from my boss even though I feel like I don't do anything.
I still get mad at myself when I feel like I haven't done enough.
Make it make sense.
I get great reviews from my boss even though I feel like I don't do anything.
I still get mad at myself when I feel like I haven't done enough.
Make it make sense.
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I don't even like this job.
I get great reviews from my boss even though I feel like I don't do anything.
I still get mad at myself when I feel like I haven't done enough.
Make it make sense.
I get great reviews from my boss even though I feel like I don't do anything.
I still get mad at myself when I feel like I haven't done enough.
Make it make sense.
Forgot I made this.
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Forgot I made this.
Dick Cheney died
a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway
ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Dick Cheney died
Be sure to check your child's halloween candy carefully.
Found an ancient arrowhead in one of my kids Reese cups that could have awakened her latent Stand powers (or killed her).
Found an ancient arrowhead in one of my kids Reese cups that could have awakened her latent Stand powers (or killed her).
November 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Be sure to check your child's halloween candy carefully.
Found an ancient arrowhead in one of my kids Reese cups that could have awakened her latent Stand powers (or killed her).
Found an ancient arrowhead in one of my kids Reese cups that could have awakened her latent Stand powers (or killed her).
Why do horror movies feel the need to have the worst goddamn dialogue and story possible just because they have some gore?
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Why do horror movies feel the need to have the worst goddamn dialogue and story possible just because they have some gore?
Reporter: Loaded question with 0% chance of a real answer
Politician: Rehearsed non-answer attacking opponent
Reporter: No follow up.
Every. Fucking. Time.
The press would do more good for the American public by not asking questions at all. You're just a free platform now.
Politician: Rehearsed non-answer attacking opponent
Reporter: No follow up.
Every. Fucking. Time.
The press would do more good for the American public by not asking questions at all. You're just a free platform now.
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Reporter: Loaded question with 0% chance of a real answer
Politician: Rehearsed non-answer attacking opponent
Reporter: No follow up.
Every. Fucking. Time.
The press would do more good for the American public by not asking questions at all. You're just a free platform now.
Politician: Rehearsed non-answer attacking opponent
Reporter: No follow up.
Every. Fucking. Time.
The press would do more good for the American public by not asking questions at all. You're just a free platform now.
October 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM