kingchochacho.bsky.social
@kingchochacho.bsky.social
God of Fun. Do not ask for miracles.

Has anyone seen my medallion?
Honestly don't get the video version of podcasts. No offense but they all have the production quality of a zoom meeting.
December 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Best part is that he still can't even condemn Trump directly.

"This post never should have gone out" basically admits that they don't care that he's a vile old piece of shit that thinks this way, they're just mad at his PR team for not muzzling him this one time.
December 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Oh what's that? You got his health insurance? You went into the federal budget and you took his health insurance. Ok what are you gonna do with it?

Don't take it to Costco! CHUNKY YOU CAN'T GIVE HIS HEALTH INSURANCE TO AMAZON!!!
December 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
JFC those pupils. Noem had the same ones in her hearing this week.

How many percocets does the average right-wing grift harpy need to get through the day?
December 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Christmas Vacation
Gentlemen Broncos
Repo Man
UHF
December 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
December 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Finally! After the gear shifter I was worried they would never find another perfectly functional interface to absolutely ruin.
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This is the most tempted I've ever been to use a betting app.
December 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
IDK maybe report on the actual substance of what's going on with all this shady AI bullshit instead of keeping some scorecard on who has the most arbitrarily large pile of money.

Those numbers won't matter for anything besides sorting the line to the guillotine.
December 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
He was definitely also giving speeches where he rambled about choosing between being electrified or eaten by sharks if you drove your EV into the ocean.

Oh and also saying he'd use the military against US citizens.

So docile!
December 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It's so cool that they just get to keep shopping this shit around until they find a Grand Jury that bites.

So much for the 5th amendment I guess.
December 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Watchin' all the snakes, curvin' all the fakes

Phone never on, I don't conversate
December 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Nah. He deserves to die never knowing love.
December 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
JFC is Gen X ok?
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"Oh hey you're terrible? I'm terrible too! Wanna fuck then do a treason?"
December 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You can tell he just latches onto whatever gets him attention and does it to death.
a cartoon of a woman giving a speech with the words 9/11 was bad below her
ALT: a cartoon of a woman giving a speech with the words 9/11 was bad below her
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What if we remade Weekend at Bernie's but instead of Bernie being dead he's technically alive but obviously dying the whole time??

Everything else basically the same.
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I don't think it's even about being #1, although I'm sure that's part of it. I just think he's completely over leveraged on Tesla stock personally and with his other businesses.
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM