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#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 25

𝔹𝕠𝕨𝕤𝕖𝕣, 𝟛𝟞

ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ
ᴍʏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪʙᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴘᴀꜱꜱɪᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ, ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴛ, ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ!

ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴍʏ ᴋɪᴅꜱ, ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜꜱʜʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴋɪɴɢᴅᴏᴍ, ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴡᴀʟᴋꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴄʜ.

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼 𝗗𝗡𝗜.
𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵, 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲.

『 #MarioRP x #NintendoRP x #MVRP 』

𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰↴

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#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · May 30

❝Eugh.❞

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · May 30

❝Probably. Whatever those are.❞

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · May 30

❝I officially hate all magical talking animals.❞

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · May 23

❝WHAT THE SHELL DID I JUST COME BACK TO? HELLO?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? WHY WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF THAT?!❞

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · May 6

❝Is that a little blue metal Mario...?❞

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · May 5

❝WHOEVER KEEPS DRINKING THE MILK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE JUG, MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN RIGHT NOW!❞

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · May 1

❝Well, then I need Mamba’s contact info so she doesn’t leave you alone out here!❞

Immediate inspects her for some kind of ‘if found call this number’ tag… He might be thinking of dogs.

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩 @scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · May 1

" No. Bosa.

She's my mom's lover. "

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · May 1

❝Mufasa?❞

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · May 1

❝Mufasa?❞

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩 @scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · May 1

" I already got Mama Bosa. "

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 30

❝WHAT?! But we need to find you someone who’s willing to take care of you!❞

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 30

❝WHAT?! But we need to find you someone who’s willing to take care of you!❞

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩 @scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · Apr 28

She would just listen on to the call, raising a brow.

Then the idea of going back to another kingdom.

" Nuh uh. "

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 28

Bowsers eyes suddenly widened, looking back at the child, before whispering to his phone, hoping she wouldn’t hear.

❝… I love you too, bye.❞

Quickly hanging up and fully turning back to face her.

❝Hello, pointy eared child! Would you like to come back to the Koopa Kingdom for a little while?!❞

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 28

❝You FORGOT your sunscreen?!❞

𝐼𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘺 .ᐟ @heirtoevil.bsky.social · Apr 28

" did ya LOOK AT ME !? I'm all red 'n sore. .

forgot my sunscreen. . "

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 28

❝Pain?! What do you mean?!❞

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 28

❝Pain?! What do you mean?!❞

𝐼𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘺 .ᐟ @heirtoevil.bsky.social · Apr 28

" HOW.

I'm in pain, lemme alone. "

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 28

❝You are PUSHING it!❞

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 28

❝You are PUSHING it!❞

𝐼𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘺 .ᐟ @heirtoevil.bsky.social · Apr 28

squint back.

" frick. that better ? "

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 28

Squint.

❝Language.❞

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 28

🌺: I did way too much there:

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 28

Squint.

❝Language.❞

𝐼𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘺 .ᐟ @heirtoevil.bsky.social · Apr 28

I look like a fucking strawberry.

( forgot to put sunscreen on. )

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 28

and turning back around.

❝I’m not saying KEEP the thing… I just was thinking to take her in and call the other kingdoms. See if we can pawn her off on them or something! She ain’t a Koopa, they might take her!❞

“Oy vey… FINE! But you’re are NOT having another one!”

❝I know, I know…❞

-

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 28

Kamek!

His surrogate father and person he goes to when he plans on making decisions that are likely not terribly responsible.

❝… Heeeeyyy. Uh, so I found a kid out here…❞

“ABSOLUTELY NOT! You have SEVEN including your birth son!”

❝I’M NOT-❞ glances back at the child, before lowering his voice-

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 28

❝…❞

With an audible creaking sound, and a look that could only be read as ‘this is about to be my problem now isn’t it?’ The Koopa King stared RIGHT into the nonexistent camera.

❝… I need to make a call.❞ with a thud that could shake the nearby area, he sat down. Pulling out a phone and calling-

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩 @scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · Apr 28

She'd blink, before looking to the side.

" Dead. "

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 28

❝… Ugh.❞

He obviously wasn’t going to do anything to frighten her. While many considered him a brute, he couldn’t be more the opposite when children were present.

❝Oh great, where are your parents?!❞

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#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 28

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩 @scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · Apr 28

Staring.

" Big lizard. . . "

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 28

SQUINT.

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 28

SQUINT.

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩 @scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · Apr 28

playing around with a lizard.

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 26

❝YOU CAN MAKE A CAKE WHENEVER YOU WANT! I’ve been setting this up for SIX MONTHS!❞

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#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 26

❝… Oh.❞

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩 @scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · Apr 26

" Being treated as a normal person. "

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 26

❝… What do you hope to gain from this?❞

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 26

❝… What do you hope to gain from this?❞

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩 @scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · Apr 26

( she's in disguise. )

I'm just a normal Hylian girl. Who likes. . . bread. And Complaining all the time.

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 26

❝AND I’M THE BAD GUY?!❞

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · Apr 26

$80 digital and $90 physical.

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 26

❝MARIO KART IS HOW MUCH?!❞

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 26

❝Well… Yeah! She’s Princess Peach!❞

𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚 .ᐟ @sheikahchief.bsky.social · Apr 26

“Am I supposed to? I’ve certainly never met them.”

#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · Apr 25

❝You don’t know who Princess Peach is?!❞