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King Of The Bees
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Union Steward. NYT Voted Worlds Yoinkiest Sploinker. Bees Enthusiest. He/Him.
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Fuck it, media reviews are back baby.

Gonna be posting my short reviews here now whenever I get the urge to.
My favorite subgenre of product is "What can we make out of the shit that just FELL onto the factory floor that rubes will buy?"

(I'd buy it)
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
> Got married
> Negotiated a new CBA contract at work
> Dick Cheney died
> GOP got belt to ass nationwide and are likely cooked for the foreseeable future in Virginia

I am having a GREAT week.
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”

nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This is unironcally my mother.
how is this real
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Blacked out from glee this weekend but I got married to the kindest, prettiest, woman in the world and nobody can tell me SHIT.
November 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It: Welcome To Derry is BRUTAL holy shit
October 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS BITCH RAAAAAAAHHHHHH
October 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
House Of Leaves being my first book after not reading at all for a long time feels like if you hadn't played video games for a few years, then proceeded to boot up Elden Ring and IMMEDIATELY fight Redahn.
October 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Had a dream that I was locked in a megachurch, woke up in a cold sweat, and proceeded to make this.
October 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Some employees at the Department of Education changed their responses back to the more neutral language, only to have it changed yet again to the partisan response, multiple sources tell WIRED. www.wired.com/story/govern...
Government Workers Say Their Out-of-Office Replies Were Forcibly Changed to Blame Democrats for Shutdown
Some employees at the Department of Education changed their responses back to the more neutral language, only to have it changed yet again to the partisan response, multiple sources tell WIRED.
www.wired.com
October 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The lion ignores the noises his car has been making for the past 6 months.
October 2, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I legitimately think ive died more to Scylla and The Sirens more than any boss in Hades 1 man, woof.
September 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.
September 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene

RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*

A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”

Person watching on tv: well if they say so
September 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Love that the Eagles offensive coordinator is either someone who will be a successful head coach in a year or Blurpo Borpo, a guy who led Holy Cross to the 4th best attack in the Patriot League in 2021
September 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Charlie Kirk was a bitch loser who had it coming.

My name is Kevin Patullo and I am the offensive coordinator for the Philadelphia Eagles and during work hours you may find me at One Lincoln Financial Field Way, Philadelphia, PA 19148
name.is
September 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Of course the very first time I start Dak in fantasy he plays like ass against the Giants for the first time in his career.

Really this is my fault.
September 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Galations 6:7
September 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
@vikings.social Hey I need you to lock in today
September 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I want to die already Carter you absolute moron
September 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Good evening, Go Birds
a football player wearing a headband and a green jersey is smiling .
ALT: a football player wearing a headband and a green jersey is smiling .
media.tenor.com
September 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Absolute banger of a lineup holy shit
September US PS+ Essential titles are up:

-Psychonauts 2 buff.ly/menMlPW
-Stardew Valley buff.ly/oVgwxmL
-Viewfinder buff.ly/Ldldyb6
September 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Full resignation letter from Demetre C. Daskalakis, a CDC leader, does not hold back.
"The recent shooting at CDC is not why I am resigning. My grandfather, who I am named after, stood up to fascist forces in Greece and lost his life doing so. I am resigning to make him and his legacy proud."
August 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Every now and then you see a sequence of shots that make you go "That probably went stupid hard as a storyboard"
August 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM