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kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social
Old Nick🍑
@kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social
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🔞 Almost 70! How did that happen, loving the bodies here, all ages, sizes, colours, imperfections. Like he said in the movie - 'Perfect, they are all perfect'. Posting my own pics, following folks doing the same. DM me to talk dirty or just for a chat👅
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Don’t forget? I’m a procrasterbator so I’m going to do it tomorrow.
I’m great thanks, hope you are. Tody has been marvellous, I went out for a 20k cycle ride, which was perfect until I tried to cycle up the mountain road - eeek, that was tough, it’s been so flippin’ hot this year I haven’t cycled much and my legs have gone wobbly!
What a lovely surprise that would be!
Buenas! I like that bit of Spanglish, you don’t have to worry if it’s morning, afternoon, whatever, it’s easier for my tired old brain to remember. Glad you’ve got a wonderful day, it’s perfect here, 25, sunny.light breeze. Thanks for sharing these sexy snaps. 💋
Thursday? When did that happen? The only way I can keep track of the days is to check my medications box. Lovely picture BTW.
Espresso I love, naked espresso is even better. Lovely picture.
Oooh, that would be very nice. There are some spots I really like being licked!
Trying to lick my armpits, I need a longer tongue, oooh, that would be fun eh? If that wish to Santa is not granted then I’ll have to get someone else to do it for me - the favour would be returned of course,
It’s very cruel of me, but I’m glad it’s nippy where you are ‘cos I get to see you in those sexy stockings, yumm! The weather has gone mad here in Spain, again, it got a bit cooler but it’s back up to 31 today, the clocks go back tomorrow and it’s still like summer.
Apparently some people drink filter coffee, yukk, also heard that instant coffee is still a thing, & the biggest crime of all - coffee with sugar, cream, flavoured syrup! What the fuck is wrong with the world? Coffee, espresso, nothing else! Santa is watching you! 😀
Yes, you are a very good girl. Or you can be a bad girl and have a spanking.
Ha ha, see what you did there. I know how I’d like to blow you, all they way down my throat.
Lovely picture and a good choice or reading material, it’s probably about time I read all his books again.
Thanks Pip, I know you’re a fan of man-tits, so am I!
Thanks, that’s very kind - you may need to get some new specs though!
Ha ha, that cup looks exactly like I would if I was there!
I used to tell my grandkids that we lived in black and white back in those days, they believed me, they are grown up now, but one or two of them are still stupid - I love them , but they are really dumb.
I know what that feels like, my pussy is so sensitive I cum almost as soon as a finger or preferably a tongue, starts touching it! A few minutes is needed to recharge, well, a lot of minutes now I’m a doddery old man!
Yummy! What a pretty pussy, I could lick that for hours!
It’s nearly Halloween, so horrific photos? My tits needed to be tormented today, don’t know why, it just feels good. I probably need someone to abuse them properly.
In my dark, dinghy basement (my kitchen really), it’s Thursday, Titty Torment day!
Both lovely pictures, but those warm danglers look especially delicious, I do love a nice pair of balls to nuzzle into.
You are special. Trolls are funny eh?
Mmm, a girlfriend with a cock, sounds lovely! I agree 100% with you, I pity the hatey people who for some unknown reason are obsessed with who other people are and try to demonise, criminalise them or at the very least make their live’s unpleasant. Their lives must be so dark and joyless.