Old Nick🍑
@kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social
🔞 Almost 70! How did that happen, loving the bodies here, all ages, sizes, colours, imperfections. Like he said in the movie - 'Perfect, they are all perfect'. Posting my own pics, following folks doing the same.
DM me to talk dirty or just for a chat👅
DM me to talk dirty or just for a chat👅
… and the pool was lovely and warm. I fucking hate winter sniffles, I’ve felt crap as a crappy thing for 4 days, starting to fell better now, I need to get in shape for the Chrissie dinner and the nice bottle of Port that’s waiting for me.
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
… and the pool was lovely and warm. I fucking hate winter sniffles, I’ve felt crap as a crappy thing for 4 days, starting to fell better now, I need to get in shape for the Chrissie dinner and the nice bottle of Port that’s waiting for me.
3 months ago, it was sunny and the sun was kissing my pussy! Mmmm.
December 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
3 months ago, it was sunny and the sun was kissing my pussy! Mmmm.
I know it’s mono Mondya, but I am recovering from the winter lurgy, I feel like crap and it’s cold so I dug out a picture from back in June when it was hot and sunny, I love the feel of the sun on my pussy.
December 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I know it’s mono Mondya, but I am recovering from the winter lurgy, I feel like crap and it’s cold so I dug out a picture from back in June when it was hot and sunny, I love the feel of the sun on my pussy.
The winter fur is coming along nicely, it’s flippin’ chilly (15°C), OK, some people might think that’s not bad, in Eastern Europe that would be nice and warm but fuck that for a game of soldiers, I like warmth!
December 17, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The winter fur is coming along nicely, it’s flippin’ chilly (15°C), OK, some people might think that’s not bad, in Eastern Europe that would be nice and warm but fuck that for a game of soldiers, I like warmth!
It’s International Naked Nude Coffee day! (I just invented it), it’s an online coffee morning for naked, nude, unclothed coffee lovers - who are naked! Just get your kit off, grab a cup of coffee and join in! Support INNC day - everyone is welcome.
December 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
It’s International Naked Nude Coffee day! (I just invented it), it’s an online coffee morning for naked, nude, unclothed coffee lovers - who are naked! Just get your kit off, grab a cup of coffee and join in! Support INNC day - everyone is welcome.
I am using mind over matter techniques to make my little friend grow into the two handfuls he used to be when I was younger. He is not convinced, he is 70 next month, while my brain is still just 18 years old!
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. (Mark Twain)
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. (Mark Twain)
December 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I am using mind over matter techniques to make my little friend grow into the two handfuls he used to be when I was younger. He is not convinced, he is 70 next month, while my brain is still just 18 years old!
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. (Mark Twain)
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. (Mark Twain)
Happy Xmas? I do not think so! I just checked to see when the Doctor Who Xmas special was going to be shown on TV and… there isn’t going to be one this year! Fuck you BBC and especially Disney, don’t you know what the true meaning of Xmas is?
December 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Happy Xmas? I do not think so! I just checked to see when the Doctor Who Xmas special was going to be shown on TV and… there isn’t going to be one this year! Fuck you BBC and especially Disney, don’t you know what the true meaning of Xmas is?
Eek! I logged onto BS this morning and there were no nudey, naked people! I had forgot to turn my UK VPN off and UK people are not allowed to see nudey, naked people!
A nice stretching session is good for you. I try and do a bit of stretching and Tai Chi every morning so I don’t seize up.
A nice stretching session is good for you. I try and do a bit of stretching and Tai Chi every morning so I don’t seize up.
December 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Eek! I logged onto BS this morning and there were no nudey, naked people! I had forgot to turn my UK VPN off and UK people are not allowed to see nudey, naked people!
A nice stretching session is good for you. I try and do a bit of stretching and Tai Chi every morning so I don’t seize up.
A nice stretching session is good for you. I try and do a bit of stretching and Tai Chi every morning so I don’t seize up.
It’s morning so we all know what time it is. I could never trust a person who doesn’t drink coffee, that’s perverse and unnatural, probably illegal, when I am World dictator putting syrup and/or cream in coffee will result in a visit from my goons, be warned!
December 10, 2025 at 8:09 AM
It’s morning so we all know what time it is. I could never trust a person who doesn’t drink coffee, that’s perverse and unnatural, probably illegal, when I am World dictator putting syrup and/or cream in coffee will result in a visit from my goons, be warned!
I’ve just checked and it is indeed Tuesday, I thought it was! I bet I could remember almost as many animals as that stupid orange man who wants. to make my lovely EU a fascist shithole. No thanks, we tried Hitler, Mussolini and Franco and found they were all cunts like you. Oooh, getting political!
December 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I’ve just checked and it is indeed Tuesday, I thought it was! I bet I could remember almost as many animals as that stupid orange man who wants. to make my lovely EU a fascist shithole. No thanks, we tried Hitler, Mussolini and Franco and found they were all cunts like you. Oooh, getting political!
It’s probably Tum-titty Tuesday? It feels like a Tuesday, there is a hint of Tuesdayness in the air. Anyway here’s my 1st pic of the day, the fur is really starting to take over! Have a great day everyone. 💋
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
It’s probably Tum-titty Tuesday? It feels like a Tuesday, there is a hint of Tuesdayness in the air. Anyway here’s my 1st pic of the day, the fur is really starting to take over! Have a great day everyone. 💋
Sunday morning check, butt cheeks still in place? All is well. Today (and every day )is a good day to remember that the good stuff outweighs the bad, 8.3bn people are not that orange cunt with his fake prize, so that’s nice.
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Sunday morning check, butt cheeks still in place? All is well. Today (and every day )is a good day to remember that the good stuff outweighs the bad, 8.3bn people are not that orange cunt with his fake prize, so that’s nice.
Snapping my fur this morning, my nipples started demanding attention, needy bastards. OK.
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Snapping my fur this morning, my nipples started demanding attention, needy bastards. OK.
The winter fur coat is coming along nicely, white like Santa’s pubic hair - sorry I meant beard, who knows what Santa’s sack is like? Yo ho ho.
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 AM
The winter fur coat is coming along nicely, white like Santa’s pubic hair - sorry I meant beard, who knows what Santa’s sack is like? Yo ho ho.
Socks, slippers and a dressing gown - brrrr, it’s chilly. Looking at my pubes I thought of Santa’s white beard, I wonder if anyone will be cumming up my chimney this Xmas?
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Socks, slippers and a dressing gown - brrrr, it’s chilly. Looking at my pubes I thought of Santa’s white beard, I wonder if anyone will be cumming up my chimney this Xmas?
Here’s another from my ‘Morning Coffee Time’ collection - ha ha , listen to me pretending to be artistic and have a collection, naughty, I should be spanked! 😆
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Here’s another from my ‘Morning Coffee Time’ collection - ha ha , listen to me pretending to be artistic and have a collection, naughty, I should be spanked! 😆
Winter is coming, fur growing.
😡I'm angry, repost only accounts following me & chat requests, AI images, especially those pretending to be real pics of the poster - please fuck off and when you have fucked off, fuck off a bit more. Oooh, that was an angry rant wasn’t it?
😡I'm angry, repost only accounts following me & chat requests, AI images, especially those pretending to be real pics of the poster - please fuck off and when you have fucked off, fuck off a bit more. Oooh, that was an angry rant wasn’t it?
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Winter is coming, fur growing.
😡I'm angry, repost only accounts following me & chat requests, AI images, especially those pretending to be real pics of the poster - please fuck off and when you have fucked off, fuck off a bit more. Oooh, that was an angry rant wasn’t it?
😡I'm angry, repost only accounts following me & chat requests, AI images, especially those pretending to be real pics of the poster - please fuck off and when you have fucked off, fuck off a bit more. Oooh, that was an angry rant wasn’t it?
… but then it gets a bit warmer and I enjoy my coffee naked, it’s always best like that, it would be even better with loads of other naked guys.
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
… but then it gets a bit warmer and I enjoy my coffee naked, it’s always best like that, it would be even better with loads of other naked guys.
Winter is coming, so it’s time for the warm dressing gown.
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Winter is coming, so it’s time for the warm dressing gown.
Mono Monday coffee time, everything is B&W for me until I’ve had that first coffee of the day,I gradually turn into a human being after my 3rd cup, none of that sugar or cream stuff, just espresso, strong and black.
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Mono Monday coffee time, everything is B&W for me until I’ve had that first coffee of the day,I gradually turn into a human being after my 3rd cup, none of that sugar or cream stuff, just espresso, strong and black.
Mono Monday from 5 weeks ago, before the winter fur started growing.
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Mono Monday from 5 weeks ago, before the winter fur started growing.
Mono Monday again, these weeks are flashing by too quickly, why isn’t there are pause button, I haven’t got too many weeks left do I want them to slow down a bit!
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Mono Monday again, these weeks are flashing by too quickly, why isn’t there are pause button, I haven’t got too many weeks left do I want them to slow down a bit!
Early morning creases, I wonder if you can get a body iron yp smooth the wrinkles out of 69 3/4 year old skin?
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Early morning creases, I wonder if you can get a body iron yp smooth the wrinkles out of 69 3/4 year old skin?
We don’t have Thanksgiving celebrations here, if we did I would give thanks for all the beautiful bodies being displayed, I love them all. Every day I wake up is something to give thanks for, many of my friends did not make it this far, so I’m going to enjoy today for them.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 AM
We don’t have Thanksgiving celebrations here, if we did I would give thanks for all the beautiful bodies being displayed, I love them all. Every day I wake up is something to give thanks for, many of my friends did not make it this far, so I’m going to enjoy today for them.
Chilly this morning, so socks and slippers are staying on!
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Chilly this morning, so socks and slippers are staying on!