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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 6d

I think it is safe to say that George Harrison was quite fond of this black t-shirt with 'FRANCE' written on it.

George celebrating the fact that he has very nice hair, by wearing his favourite FRANCE t-shirt

George, wondering if Olivia - who has asked him if tonight he can refrain from wearing his FRANCE t-shirt for once - has spotted the fact that he is sneakily wearing his FRANCE t-shirt under his jacket

George enjoying wearing his FRANCE t-shirt, having just taking out membership of one of Duncan Bannatyne's best gyms

George, having just been for a perm and a catch-up with Eric Idle, thinking about how envious Eric must be of his FRANCE t-shirt

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 10d

Probably the best photograph I’ve ever taken of some ducks.

A gang of ducks close in on me as I sleep in my parents' garden in summer, 2018. (More on this in my book Ring The Hill.)

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · 14d

I think my favourite spam email at the moment is the one that says I've won a tractor.

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mike @phantomdiorama.bsky.social · 14d

Me: Would you say you’ve been struck by a Lourve criminal?
French Detective: You’re under arrest

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · 14d

Besides which, the Butchulla people have asked that island tourism be limited to small groups with a cultural guide, but the government would rather shoot the dingoes instead. 🙃

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · 14d

Besides which, the Butchulla people have asked that island tourism be limited to small groups with a cultural guide, but the government would rather shoot the dingoes instead. 🙃

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · 14d

I think my favourite spam email at the moment is the one that says I've won a tractor.

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · 21d

We have BOOK. x

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · 22d

And it is good. x

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · 24d

STOP LETTING TOURISTS GO TO K'GARI AND THEY'LL STOP GETTING BITTEN BY DINGOES THERE.

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · 25d

**NEW VIDEO OUT TODAY!!**

That's actually a lie.

It's not exactly new.

Well, this version is. It's a repost of an old video I really like. Partly because I just wanted to share it again and partly because I haven't had time to assemble a new YouTube offering, yet.
youtu.be/9ncsoVZG-SA?...

Teaching Kindergarten Gave Me Pimples! **REPOST**

YouTube video by Taciturn Miss

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · 25d

**NEW VIDEO OUT TODAY!!**

That's actually a lie.

It's not exactly new.

Well, this version is. It's a repost of an old video I really like. Partly because I just wanted to share it again and partly because I haven't had time to assemble a new YouTube offering, yet.
youtu.be/9ncsoVZG-SA?...

Teaching Kindergarten Gave Me Pimples! **REPOST**

YouTube video by Taciturn Miss

youtu.be

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · 25d

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · 25d

But what about also spring weather (affectionate)?

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · 26d

Connections
Puzzle #851
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mike @phantomdiorama.bsky.social · 29d

Feel like this is skipping steps. Remembering marginalised folks *exist* would be a start

Dr. Damien P. Williams! Look over here! … It's All For You! @wolvendamien.bsky.social · 29d

I dunno man, try listening to marginalized people *before* shit goes wrong, and maybe it won't keep being like that

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mike @phantomdiorama.bsky.social · Sep 28

Lexapro packet should come with a paper crown and a joke

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · Oct 3

**NEW SHORT OUT TODAY!!**

I went for a walk around Moama, and I took some photos of some flowers, birds, and cool stuff.

youtube.com/shorts/JyWQ9...

Flowers and birds around Moama

YouTube video by Taciturn Miss

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · Oct 3

**NEW SHORT OUT TODAY!!**

I went for a walk around Moama, and I took some photos of some flowers, birds, and cool stuff.

youtube.com/shorts/JyWQ9...

Flowers and birds around Moama

YouTube video by Taciturn Miss

youtube.com

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Kate @dansette.bsky.social · Sep 30

Correct answer

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · Sep 30

You see officer, my husband kept insisting that custard is a sauce, and I guess I just blacked out...

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · Sep 27

He has never once said that before today.

mike @phantomdiorama.bsky.social · Sep 27

Like I always say, my husband is a mellow sauce

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · Sep 27

He has never once said that before today.

mike @phantomdiorama.bsky.social · Sep 27

Like I always say, my husband is a mellow sauce

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · Sep 22

There's a 90% correlation between being born and parents who took paracetamol while pregnant.

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Blossom @kittenflower.bsky.social · Sep 22

Here's the thing, though: there would be at least a 90% correlation between babies with autism and people who took paracetamol while pregnant because being pregnant fucking hurts and paracetamol is the only pain killer you can take. These fuckers just want women to be in pain.

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