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Nautilus
@kiud.bsky.social
I exist (maybe)
I am alive right now(I think)
I live in tartarus
I like many things. Dislike even more things
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She is sooo desperate and pathetic 😭 lmafo
January 6, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Nothing ever happens
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Everyone misunderstood what I was trying to say
Guys now that hitler invaded Poland he will surely be impeached.
January 6, 2026 at 9:46 AM
The mythical pizza-gyro combination. The ultimate Roman food. Truly something to behold.

I got it for science, thinking it would be shit but it's actually kinda good
January 5, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Fun fact!!

There is an albanian movie about a guy who names his son mao zedong. I can't find it but I know it exists.
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Guys now that hitler invaded Poland he will surely be impeached.
January 4, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Only in kosovo 🇽🇰
i can't describe for you the weirdness of visiting one of the (relatively few) parts of the world that has a high background level of regard and gratitude for the U.S.A. It feels like stepping into a mirror universe.
January 2, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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i can't describe for you the weirdness of visiting one of the (relatively few) parts of the world that has a high background level of regard and gratitude for the U.S.A. It feels like stepping into a mirror universe.
January 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I would introduce myself as the thing that almost killed me but I'm kinda unsure how close I was to dying. It was pneumonia and I was hospitalized but it was a long time ago and I don't remember much. I do remember that I had to pause mid sentence when speaking to breathe
January 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I cannot adequately describe how ridiculously funny i find the concept of a serious well written story where this is the case
Imagine if I made a story where 99% of people who are part of class with special abilities are Albanian.

I WOULD GET ROASTED FOR CENTURIES!!! And rightfully so
January 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
In jujutsu Kaisen 99% of sorcerers are Japanese. Now i understand why it's like that. Gege is Japanese and is more familiar with japan and wants to keep the plot contained in Japan etc. BUT it's still kinda crazy that he can get away with bullshit like that.

Imagine if I did something like that!!-
January 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
What even are the "western values"?
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Trrrroooobbioooo🎇🎆🎆🎇🎆🔥
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Fun fact. Albania is a majority Muslim country and so people there( at least in my community)use phrases like "ishallah" during casual conversation and because I didn't know Allah meant "god" I just didn't realize it had anything to do with religion. I thought it was just a regular word.-
the world's whitest suburbanites saying inshallah to signal they're Down With The Muslims
December 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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My new years resolution will be to eat more hot chips, be more unfriendly, masturbate more, and be a greater burden on society in general.
December 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Like and share if you too like all of the basic philosophers!

(Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Chipotle, etc.)
men are generally frauds, but especially Woody Allen.
December 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Well finally. It's over. The worst of this year are behind me. I'm in a good mood. I look forward to enjoying the rest of the year
December 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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I personally prefer slander.

Fun fact! At least in my city, WE DON'T FUCKING TAKE OFF THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS!!! They have been sitting there for like 7 years now!! And there are lights in like every single fucking tree!
December 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I was watching a video from a YouTube channel that I'm pretty sure makes their titles by spinning a wheel. It was about how albanias economy is doing well now. And the worst part is that I think they were kinda sorta right in a way. Back in the day you had electricity for 3 hours during the day-
December 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
You know I find funny how albanians probably hate communism more than Greeks hate fascism. It's all about the relative economic situation isn't it
December 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Saw a guy on tiktok explaining why he had a Prussian flag in his room.

Basically it's because a part of his family was from there and that he thinks it looks cool. And I was wondering.

Should I put an ottoman flag on my bio?
December 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I updated my pfp a little so it's bit easier to see
December 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Wait no nvm. I googled it and apparently chickens don't vomit( which was what i initially believed). It's actually a health issue that has to do with the crop which doesn't let water reach the digestive system.

Or something like that I'm not an expert
I did not know chickens could vomit
December 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM