in one class i heard - rizzograph - rissograph - reesograph - reezograph - ryezograph - ryesograph at least two of these people own risographs. what is the truth
trying not to laugh on the metro platform bc im wearing my yellow raincoat and a guy is squatting next to me and i can see that he has looked up images of coraline on his phone and is glancing between them and me
quebec government wants my mom's contact info for class registration and i had written N/A - they asked me why and i said she is dead and the employee looked at me like my head was on backwards. these are adult classes surely this is not the first time you have met someone with a dead parent
i had to write her full maiden name out anyway which was a bit silly. you're not going to reach her . insurance companies have been trying for years with no success
quebec government wants my mom's contact info for class registration and i had written N/A - they asked me why and i said she is dead and the employee looked at me like my head was on backwards. these are adult classes surely this is not the first time you have met someone with a dead parent
my favorite interactions here are other anxious anglophones trying to speak french with me and both of us are bad at it but neither knows if or when to switch
girl approaches me and says "tu parles anglais ?" -> i hear french and respond in french with "oui" -> she proceeds to stumble through saying "j'aime tellement ton style !" -> i say "thank you so much!" -> confusion for both
had to fucking run home to catch a fedex delivery bc they dont call when they arrive, i was prepared to wait all day to catch it.... they arrived right as i got home. anyway the delivery guy then argued about me being old enough to sign the package (???) finally got it and my receipt email says
