Kobold Dragon Posts
@kobolddragon.bsky.social
Archiving every Kobold/Dragon post created by @pineconelizard.bsky.social since 2021
Chronological oldest -> newest as best as possible.
Occasional light NSFW. FUCK AI.
Runs locally, might occasionally go down
Chronological oldest -> newest as best as possible.
Occasional light NSFW. FUCK AI.
Runs locally, might occasionally go down
I am a kobold
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I am a kobold
chubby kobold with a fat alligator neck and little legs and sharp teeth (it is a alligator)
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
chubby kobold with a fat alligator neck and little legs and sharp teeth (it is a alligator)
dragon: (holds)
kobold: (is holded)
kobold: (is holded)
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
dragon: (holds)
kobold: (is holded)
kobold: (is holded)
kobold: (sleeping in loaf
position)
dragon: (walks over and pats kobolds butt)
kobold: mroow
position)
dragon: (walks over and pats kobolds butt)
kobold: mroow
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
kobold: (sleeping in loaf
position)
dragon: (walks over and pats kobolds butt)
kobold: mroow
position)
dragon: (walks over and pats kobolds butt)
kobold: mroow
kobold: (sends you a :) at 6:36am)
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 AM
kobold: (sends you a :) at 6:36am)
Kobold at a restaurant
:) 🍖
:O🍖
:S
:) Hmm tasty
:) 🍖
:O🍖
:S
:) Hmm tasty
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Kobold at a restaurant
:) 🍖
:O🍖
:S
:) Hmm tasty
:) 🍖
:O🍖
:S
:) Hmm tasty
Good morning kobold says if I am really small and survive the day then u can also survive day let's go
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Good morning kobold says if I am really small and survive the day then u can also survive day let's go
i am kobold, i play bad game runescape
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
i am kobold, i play bad game runescape
Me: I'm feeling creative, maybe I'll make a new character!!
Brain: will it be something that isnt a kobold
Me: not that creative today
Brain: will it be something that isnt a kobold
Me: not that creative today
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Me: I'm feeling creative, maybe I'll make a new character!!
Brain: will it be something that isnt a kobold
Me: not that creative today
Brain: will it be something that isnt a kobold
Me: not that creative today
Squish the kobold beans for good luck today (nothing will happen but you would have squished kobold beans)
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Squish the kobold beans for good luck today (nothing will happen but you would have squished kobold beans)
Kobold: I'm gonna eat you!!
Kobold2: no don't please! !
Kobold: (nibbles at a million miles an hour)
Kobold2: (evaporates out of existence in .6 seconds) NOOO-
Kobold2: no don't please! !
Kobold: (nibbles at a million miles an hour)
Kobold2: (evaporates out of existence in .6 seconds) NOOO-
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Kobold: I'm gonna eat you!!
Kobold2: no don't please! !
Kobold: (nibbles at a million miles an hour)
Kobold2: (evaporates out of existence in .6 seconds) NOOO-
Kobold2: no don't please! !
Kobold: (nibbles at a million miles an hour)
Kobold2: (evaporates out of existence in .6 seconds) NOOO-
dragon: (picking up a kobold by their left butt cheek) 🤏
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
dragon: (picking up a kobold by their left butt cheek) 🤏
dragon: kobold did you eat the glowing cave mushrooms
kobold: uuuuh no
dragon: why is there bite marks in them
kobold: sega playstation
kobold: uuuuh no
dragon: why is there bite marks in them
kobold: sega playstation
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
dragon: kobold did you eat the glowing cave mushrooms
kobold: uuuuh no
dragon: why is there bite marks in them
kobold: sega playstation
kobold: uuuuh no
dragon: why is there bite marks in them
kobold: sega playstation
if you gently pet the kobold while it is lying down, it will flatten as it relaxes
be careful to not make it too flat
be careful to not make it too flat
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
if you gently pet the kobold while it is lying down, it will flatten as it relaxes
be careful to not make it too flat
be careful to not make it too flat
Now connecting to kobold net.. . . .
(Computer noises)
Hello this is kobold I am not here rn leave it message after the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(Computer noises)
Hello this is kobold I am not here rn leave it message after the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Now connecting to kobold net.. . . .
(Computer noises)
Hello this is kobold I am not here rn leave it message after the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(Computer noises)
Hello this is kobold I am not here rn leave it message after the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kobold: check this out
Dragon: (checking)
Kobold: (dabs) (types explode in console)
Dragon:
Dragon: (checking)
Kobold: (dabs) (types explode in console)
Dragon:
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Kobold: check this out
Dragon: (checking)
Kobold: (dabs) (types explode in console)
Dragon:
Dragon: (checking)
Kobold: (dabs) (types explode in console)
Dragon:
dragon (holding egg): breakfast
kobold (watching intently): :) ?
dragon: (cracks egg and pours it into frying pan) now you try it
kobold: (picks up egg)
kobold: (eats it) monch monch
dragon: aww..
kobold (watching intently): :) ?
dragon: (cracks egg and pours it into frying pan) now you try it
kobold: (picks up egg)
kobold: (eats it) monch monch
dragon: aww..
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
dragon (holding egg): breakfast
kobold (watching intently): :) ?
dragon: (cracks egg and pours it into frying pan) now you try it
kobold: (picks up egg)
kobold: (eats it) monch monch
dragon: aww..
kobold (watching intently): :) ?
dragon: (cracks egg and pours it into frying pan) now you try it
kobold: (picks up egg)
kobold: (eats it) monch monch
dragon: aww..
(impact font) kobold
bottom text kobold
bottom text kobold
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
(impact font) kobold
bottom text kobold
bottom text kobold
Signs that your kobold is actually a cat:
-makes weird noises
-likes butt pats
-brings u dead things cause it loves u (rocks are dead)
-soft but has sharp teeth and claw for murder
-makes weird noises
-likes butt pats
-brings u dead things cause it loves u (rocks are dead)
-soft but has sharp teeth and claw for murder
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Signs that your kobold is actually a cat:
-makes weird noises
-likes butt pats
-brings u dead things cause it loves u (rocks are dead)
-soft but has sharp teeth and claw for murder
-makes weird noises
-likes butt pats
-brings u dead things cause it loves u (rocks are dead)
-soft but has sharp teeth and claw for murder
(sees small crocodile) kobold
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
(sees small crocodile) kobold
kobold: :3
dragon: :) ?
kobold: Ɛ: (head tilt)
dragon: :O (cries)
dragon: :) ?
kobold: Ɛ: (head tilt)
dragon: :O (cries)
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
kobold: :3
dragon: :) ?
kobold: Ɛ: (head tilt)
dragon: :O (cries)
dragon: :) ?
kobold: Ɛ: (head tilt)
dragon: :O (cries)
Dragon (having internet problems): >:(
Kobold, sitting: :3
Dragon: hmmm (plugs cable into kobold)
Kobold: (90s computer start up noises)
Kobold, sitting: :3
Dragon: hmmm (plugs cable into kobold)
Kobold: (90s computer start up noises)
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Dragon (having internet problems): >:(
Kobold, sitting: :3
Dragon: hmmm (plugs cable into kobold)
Kobold: (90s computer start up noises)
Kobold, sitting: :3
Dragon: hmmm (plugs cable into kobold)
Kobold: (90s computer start up noises)
E (weird kobold noise)
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
E (weird kobold noise)
warp da kobold in a blanket
koburrito
good night
koburrito
good night
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
warp da kobold in a blanket
koburrito
good night
koburrito
good night
small kobold eating a chicken nugget with two hands: monc h
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
small kobold eating a chicken nugget with two hands: monc h