Keter-Class Kobold
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koboldred.bsky.social
calling this thread the Worst Heroes and I hope u all enjoy
koboldred.bsky.social
Girl who got lots of piercings to have more enchantment slots. Ears full of rings, snakebites in her lips, bars in her nipples, and a ladder of gold in her cock. Armor that would cover her breasts now causes irritation but her build is rock solid without covering them up with plate
koboldred.bsky.social
Drivers are assumed to be always moving forward unless their machine has been totaled, you can only maintain position in a race by continuing to go fast. Passing zones can be placed one after another, as can corners, multiple turns are pretty common in race tracks
koboldred.bsky.social
Races do not take place on a hex or square grid, the race track is sectioned into Corners and Passing zones and the players take turns attempting the corner or overtaking as they go through these zones. Player with the highest position at the finish line is the winner
koboldred.bsky.social
earning points and podiums will make sponsors happy, and with them you can afford parts and enter more races. Losing or getting your machine demolished in a crash won't guarantee the sponsors drop you, but they might need to be convinced your team can win races
koboldred.bsky.social
Your mech can be damaged by wiping out on corners or by other machines depending on the rules of the Race, some governing bodies allow ramming and weapons, make sure you check the regulations before trying to move another driver out of your way
koboldred.bsky.social
Corners are taken as pilot skill tests, with handling and acceleration granting more speed at the end of the turn. Straight sections of track allow you to attempt to overtake other drivers, this is where engineering comes in as drivers will push their engines to pass other machines
koboldred.bsky.social
Position is a function of your mech's speed stat with penalties and bonuses applied from corners and is the representation of your standing in the race. Having a low position doesn't mean you're out, just that you have to fight back up to first place
koboldred.bsky.social
your primary stats are Handling, Acceleration, Speed, and Engineering with each of the big four manufacturers represented. IPS-N may seem like a strange pick for motorsports but they do have the patent for the Nelson's perpetual momentum drive
koboldred.bsky.social
I want to make a LANCER spinoff game about mech racing, in the vein of Redline, Tailenders, Wipeout, and IGPX
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voicesbyzane.bsky.social
Every time a director says AI is here to stay I simply decide then and there that I won't watch their movies anymore. It's really that simple.
koboldred.bsky.social
is Garg Oil like engine oil in that it's for the car or is it like olive oil where it's from the olive? does my Gargoyle need oil changes?
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berensreverie.bsky.social
The Hunter's Funeral Procession
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ehksidian.bsky.social
the worst trend in female character design for anthropomorphic characters in media has to be the absolute refusal to give women snouts.

gacha games and fortnite are especially egregious with this. come on. just a bit of a snout. it's not hard, people. give the wolf girl a snout. and DON'T squish it
koboldred.bsky.social
Got a job for you 621. Balam's G five Iguazu called me a punk ass bitch and a loser over counterstrike and he thought I didn't know it was him. Go slap the taste out of his mouth
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koboldred.bsky.social
I think BT titanfall 2 would love basketball, he could shoot mad three pointers. Mechs should play sports
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3097 has a strange, new-fangled contraption
A bunny in a small balloon floats through the sky. To their confusion, a bunny in a remote-controlled quadcopter pulls up next to them, with the remote in their paws. They are far above a mountainous area
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squeakitties.bsky.social
calluses are the result of your body desperately trying to form paw pads or perhaps hooves from the repeated pressure
koboldred.bsky.social
the messages of Silksong as I understand them are that organized religion is a tool of control, anti-homeless architecture is anti-human architecture, and that befriending a large animal is essential
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internethippo.bsky.social
One of the reasons they're having trouble concocting a Left Wing Terrorism epidemic is basically nobody in this country has ever met a left wing person. You might as well say we're being invaded by the smurfs