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kobrowsky.bsky.social
Če te ne rujne kap ti pa povrnejo stróšek samopristajalnika, ko prodaš letalo ali ko vrneš licénco.
kobrowsky.bsky.social
Jaz imam ene take za širokonóge. 96% mojih génov je od race. Sem 60% voda in 39% noga. In Hóka je edina, ki tó vé. Na 2. mésto pa postavljam Adidas Égoboost al Airboost al nékitazga.
kobrowsky.bsky.social
Eh, tis tus počivauška v pržónu vóhal 😀
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nicsigni.bsky.social
trump: I’ve ended 7 wars

us: which wars

trump: now 8

us: you just ended another one?

trump: now 9

us: wait what do you think a war is

trump: it’s like a big beautiful dream where I make love to the most beautiful bird anyone has ever seen

us:

trump: now 10
kobrowsky.bsky.social
Hóka, polpa dólg nč, polpa kšne malslabše hóka.
kobrowsky.bsky.social
Jaz žé 3. téden na never katéri stopnji zbolitvenega procesa, a upam, da zadnji. Vsak téden je kaj novega. Mogóče bódo naslédnji téden ušésa, kajti oči so ta téden.
kobrowsky.bsky.social
Kakó? A v pločevinastem lončku vsak čaj posébej skuhajo al kaj?
kobrowsky.bsky.social
I wish. Tó je bló par klikov z enga druzga profila.
kobrowsky.bsky.social
Kakšen ma odnos do ananasovega sóka?
kobrowsky.bsky.social
Good question. The answer is even better. In my new book, Livin' la Vida Lovelace, I explain...
kobrowsky.bsky.social
Wrong procedure. You must add cum to pineapple juice, not the other way around, to achieve the effect.
kobrowsky.bsky.social
I'm glad my advice came late. I wanted you to do it your way first, mine was just a backup. Always be late with your advice. That's my advice. I hope this advice finds you well.
kobrowsky.bsky.social
Čmrl. Ker, WTF. A rés ni Čmrelj alpav saj Čmrlj?
kobrowsky.bsky.social
Hi. I hope I'm not too late, read my advice carefully: Try to make yourself bigger; raise your hands, put a baby on your shoulders, whatever. And yellow from. the bottom of your lungs. Tell me hot it went.
kobrowsky.bsky.social
He's more like Ludwig of Bavaria than was obsessed with the French king, had a copy of Versailles built, went mad, and drowned in his lake behind the fake Versailles.
kobrowsky.bsky.social
What?! I didn't even know she was sick...
kobrowsky.bsky.social
They're just walking around, not taking cover? What about the snipers on roofs? How do they get air support in tight alleys? Are they getting airdropped at night? Why didn't they bring any tanks? Are they not a bit worried about AED? Did the Battle of Millenium Park spend all their fucks to give?
kobrowsky.bsky.social
- I watched that cartoon with my wife yesterday.
- Tom'n'Jerry?
- No, she went by bus.
kobrowsky.bsky.social
Jspa nuclear za Peđót 308, samje maldraži.