Nicole Tersigni
@nicsigni.bsky.social
Writer of Men to Avoid in Art and Life, and other books in the Art and Life series. Not a genius. nicoletersigni.com
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Nicole Tersigni
@nicsigni.bsky.social
· Nov 20
these are my children. they are all beautiful to me. a good mother does not have a favorite child. my favorite child is friends to keep in art and life.
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
watching from the U.S. like
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
watching from the U.S. like
aide: time for your thanksgiving speech
trump: got it
aide: your speech about thanksgiving
trump: yep
aide: all you have to do is talk about thanksgiving
trump:
trump: got it
aide: your speech about thanksgiving
trump: yep
aide: all you have to do is talk about thanksgiving
trump:
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
aide: time for your thanksgiving speech
trump: got it
aide: your speech about thanksgiving
trump: yep
aide: all you have to do is talk about thanksgiving
trump:
trump: got it
aide: your speech about thanksgiving
trump: yep
aide: all you have to do is talk about thanksgiving
trump:
I just think going from “your brain is full of spiders” (bad) to “you’ve got garlic in your soul” (good) is confusing to the grinch.
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I just think going from “your brain is full of spiders” (bad) to “you’ve got garlic in your soul” (good) is confusing to the grinch.
if you’re doing some holiday shopping this weekend, just a reminder that you can order signed copies of any of my books through my local bookstore and have them shipped to you. 🥰 sidetrackbooks.com
these are my children. they are all beautiful to me. a good mother does not have a favorite child. my favorite child is friends to keep in art and life.
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
if you’re doing some holiday shopping this weekend, just a reminder that you can order signed copies of any of my books through my local bookstore and have them shipped to you. 🥰 sidetrackbooks.com
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
picture it. the halls of congress. 2025. pete hegseth marches up to mark kelly and tells him he’s in Big Trouble. mark kelly just says “okay, haircut.” and walks away. pete hegseth (devastated) turns to punch a wall but misses and spins around like a cartoon character. crying, farting, he runs away.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
picture it. the halls of congress. 2025. pete hegseth marches up to mark kelly and tells him he’s in Big Trouble. mark kelly just says “okay, haircut.” and walks away. pete hegseth (devastated) turns to punch a wall but misses and spins around like a cartoon character. crying, farting, he runs away.
I’d have to say my favorite star war is joan crawford vs bette davis
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I’d have to say my favorite star war is joan crawford vs bette davis
it’s not good behavior.
Always worth taking a moment to remind you if you’re pirating authors’ book you’re a shitty person. You can rail that our profession isn’t a profession all you want. You can paint yourself as an online revolutionary liberating ideas. It’s all bullshit.
You’re just a shitty person who hates writers.
You’re just a shitty person who hates writers.
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
it’s not good behavior.
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I renew my request that you all stop showing me the worst people in the world morning, noon, and night.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I renew my request that you all stop showing me the worst people in the world morning, noon, and night.
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If you like an author's work, the best thing you can do is buy it. The second best thing you can do is ask your local library to buy it. Or, do both!
A reminder that the median book deal for a debut author in the UK is £7000, paid over 12-18 months. (from 2022 Society of Authors report). Some of your favourite writers are struggling. societyofauthors.org/2022/12/06/a....
A profession struggling to sustain itself - The Society of Authors
ALCS report on author incomes shows 60% drop in median incomes since 2006
societyofauthors.org
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If you like an author's work, the best thing you can do is buy it. The second best thing you can do is ask your local library to buy it. Or, do both!
meanest spam I’ve ever gotten
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
meanest spam I’ve ever gotten
“it’s next level”
ooh tell me more
“it’s trying to jam a rocket up your ass and have it explode”
wait what
ooh tell me more
“it’s trying to jam a rocket up your ass and have it explode”
wait what
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“it’s next level”
ooh tell me more
“it’s trying to jam a rocket up your ass and have it explode”
wait what
ooh tell me more
“it’s trying to jam a rocket up your ass and have it explode”
wait what
my two personalities watching the lions
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
my two personalities watching the lions
“how high maintenance are you?” my conditioner has directions for human use and for animal use
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“how high maintenance are you?” my conditioner has directions for human use and for animal use
a movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
a movie that takes place where you’re from
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
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All of Bluesky this morning:
a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
Alt: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
All of Bluesky this morning:
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i think we should revisit my idea about putting antipsychotics in the water along with the fluoride
Trump supporters are also making shitty AI videos of Trump arresting Mamdani in the Oval Office.
They don't know how to process what just happened in real life, so they're making the version they prefer with AI.
They don't know how to process what just happened in real life, so they're making the version they prefer with AI.
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i think we should revisit my idea about putting antipsychotics in the water along with the fluoride
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Passive-aggressively bringing my inventory to this show in my own tote bags.
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Passive-aggressively bringing my inventory to this show in my own tote bags.
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speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
Kempsville High School assistant principal charged for threats against police, ICE
Virginia Beach assistant principal John Bennett and Mark Bennett charged for conspiring threats against police and ICE agents. Both are held without bond.
www.13newsnow.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
does olivia nuzzi know there are other men
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
does olivia nuzzi know there are other men
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Okay. Y'all owe me. Here it is.
ALL RIGHT YOU FREAKS
Telos News Telos News Read in the Substack app Open app Part 2: She Did It Again Ryan Lizza Nov 21, 2025 ∙ Paid If you are new to this series, start here. She did it again. It was four years later....
docs.google.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Okay. Y'all owe me. Here it is.
I read the “poetry” rfk jr’s brain worm sent olivia nuzzi and my eyeballs jumped out of my head and rolled away in protest
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I read the “poetry” rfk jr’s brain worm sent olivia nuzzi and my eyeballs jumped out of my head and rolled away in protest
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MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs