dtsjr
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Mostly food & pet pics; sometimes legal stuff. In-house IP & Tech Counsel. Inner ring STL suburbanite. All skeets guaranteed 💯 bangers. 2 Kings 2:23-24
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Made this over coffee, sat on it, watched all day as folks acted the smug fool on Facebook and Twitter, and certainly in a particular group chat I’m ignoring… so, yeah, here you go.
Bugs Bunny meme where he’s wishing all something a very something, here the first something being Trump voters and the second being the leopards / faces tweet meme.
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Pick 2 chicken noodle in a bread bowl with either bacon turkey bravo or frontega chicken, side of kettle chips. Elite carb load.

Panera f/k/a St Louis Bread Co is so crappy now it’s barely recognizable. No sense ever returning.

(Stolen from Reddit’s r/stlouis page: www.reddit.com/r/StLouis/s/...)
Meme about how two different people would react to having a Time Machine.

Top row shows a girl saying “I am your
granddaughter” to another person who reacts with “Really?” and the line “Normal people with a time machine:”

Bottom row shows the line “St. Louisian with a time machine:” and a guy looking at an old classic St. Louis Bread Co location, the text below “I'll take a You-Pick-Two with turkey on sourdough with extra sprouts and broccoli cheddar soup in a bread bowl, please. Here's $7.50.”
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Elite level Sickos content here, and I haven’t seen this version of the SLU Billiken in a long time outside of the same-named Jesuit high school SLUH.
Actor Ted Night in a blue St Louis University sweatshirt with a white shirt collar popping out.
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I feel like every year in the playoffs the Phils have some hobo-looking greasy-haired lanky guy in their lineup. Like, this guy ate a room temperature can of beans in a boxcar pregame.
Baseball player Brandon Marsh in a baby blue retro Phillies jersey on tv in a playoff gave his team is winning 3-1 over the Dodgers in the 7th inning
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Haven’t seen Marlins Man on a broadcast in a while
Snapshot of a tv airing playoff baseball with the Yankees up 9-6 over the Blue Jays in the top of the 8th inning, viewed from the traditional broadcast angle as if over a shortstop shoulder, showing a guy in the stands in a bunch of orange gear that doesn’t match anyone else’s.
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I’ll say again that whoever is running for president as the Democratic nominee needs to clearly, repeatedly state that their administration will not honor any Trump pardons under any circumstances and every investigative and prosecutorial option, including extradition to The Hague, is on the table.
strandjunker.com
You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.
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Seriously, watch this. Descriptions won’t do it justice. There’s no technical difficulty.

The amazing pause here from Miller is him realizing he said the quiet part out loud (probably a few months early) and then freezing like a possum in the face of a coyote or something as a defensive measure.
candycoatedchaos.bsky.social
Not Stephen Miller accidentally outting the regime in an interview. Let that "plenary authority" claim slip right out and then had to act like the audio cut out.

Sir! We heard you.. and the President does NOT have plenary authority.
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neutral.zone
I wonder if people posting this in regard to content moderation -
some old IBM bullshit that still makes sense but is increasingly misused to score rhetorical points
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The answer is 1992 (spoiler).

Zoom in to see gas in California under $2/gal and a sign for a pay phone inside.
Goose chase meme with WHAT YEAR WAS THIS PHOTO TAKEN? in the top panel and 
WHAT FUCKING YEAR WAS THIS PHOTO TAKEN, CNN?! in the bottom panel
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“[B]ucking tradition and legal precedent” is what you say for a kind of minor deviation, not literally deploying troops to blue cities against the wishes of mayors and governors to crush peaceful opposition to your constitution-violating goon squads.
npr.org
NPR @npr.org · 2d
President Trump is bucking tradition and legal precedent in pushing to deploy the National Guard to Democratic-led cities like Portland, Oregon, and Chicago due to what he says is rampant crime and to support his crackdown on illegal immigration.
Trump's power to deploy National Guard, explained
President Trump is bucking tradition and legal precedent in pushing to deploy the National Guard to Democratic-led cities like Portland, Oregon, and Chicago due to what he says is rampant crime and to support his crackdown on illegal immigration.
n.pr
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I don’t know why my wife would tell me - the most immature idiot on earth - that something called the Beaver Supermoon exists. Anyway, many sophomoric comments followed.
ALMANAC
Monday, October 6, 2025
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ASTRONOMY: EXPLORE THE
HOME > WONDERS OF THE NIGHT
SKY
FULL
MOON > MOON
NAMES
Beaver Moon: Full Supermoon in November 2025
FULL BEAVER MOON
THE OLD
FARMER'S ALMANAC
Photo Credit Colleen Quinnell/The Old Farmer's Almanac Watch for
November's Full
Beaver Supermoon!
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Normally by this time in October the Brewers have been swept after making the playoffs by virtue of beating up a terrible division, but this year feels different. They’ve got Yelich, a Contreras brother, and 23 guys you’ve never heard of. That sweep isn’t happening until the NLCS. Good for them.
Brewers beating the Cubs 7-3 in the middle of the 5th
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If such a thrilled person actually existed (they don’t), rest assured they’d be fawning interviewed by Fox News already.
atrupar.com
Stephen Miller: "The Black people in Chicago are thrilled that we're getting the illegal aliens out of their communities who are stealing their housing, jobs, and resources."
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greene.haus
"Can presidents negate trade agreements?"

"Do presidents have immunity from prosecution?

"Is this president the sun god?"

"May his holiness legally run for a seventh term?"
atrupar.com
Trump: "Beginning November 1st, 2025, all Medium and Heavy Duty Trucks coming into the United States from other Countries will be Tariffed at the Rate of 25%. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
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LOL holy shit it’s gotta be the same dude. Literal fake news.
decodingfoxnews.bsky.social
Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️
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akalhan.bsky.social
"[A]gents engulfed my car in tear gas, smashed my driver-side window, and pepper-sprayed my face.... I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. No explanation. No charges. No apology. One day, I was just told, 'you’re free to go.'" #KavanaughStop
I’m a US citizen and a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason.
Jailed for three days without an explanation or ability to notify anyone, George Retes argues the only path to healing starts with the government taking accountability for its actions.
newsletter.ofthebrave.org
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nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
So much Democrat and pundit handwringing about the shutdown as if they're in charge of the government.

They're not. The only possibilities are Trump makes things worse with Democratic approval or Trump makes things worse despite Democratic resistance. Don't bail him out.

My latest (on @msnbc.com):
Opinion | Democrats shouldn’t bail out Trump as the shutdown drags on
The best time for the opposition to take a stand, rather than settle for untrustworthy promises, is right now.
www.msnbc.com
dtsjr.bsky.social
Trump appointees are by and large somewhere between not great and grotesquely unqualified so for one of them to write this sentence is insane.
kyledcheney.bsky.social
Judge IMMERGUT, a Trump appointee to the bench, ruled that Trump's call-up was based on false claims about unrest in Portland and that Trump's own statements were "simply untethered to the facts." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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My kids have won slightly larger trophies from CYC preseason soccer tournaments
Soccer guys with a trophy the size of a small totinos party pizza
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Damn all the money I bet on Smoke down the drain
Guys shaking hands with the final score of the men’s final being 

Crush 9
Drift 6
Smoke 8
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Waiting for another NCAA football game and we are watching whatever the hell Omegaball is. Literally a dozen fans in the stands for a championship game. There’s a trailer VIP lounge with couches and liquor. Rules unclear. Playing on some goofy field. What the heck.
Omegaball is a 3 team soccer thing that can’t be described accurately
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Lifetime ban from all MLB games
A soulless degenerate with Halloween-assed monster feet takes in a playoff baseball game in Milwaukee today, with his naked clodhoppers up on the railing for the world to see
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Ok well the results are in and this is about as good of beef as I’ve ever made and thankfully I memorialized my recipe in these skeets for future reference. 3 hour smoke, 3 hours in the oven. Extremely tender and flavorful. Low carb, pretty fatty, super moist, solidly spicy.
Two sauced beef short ribs on a ceramic blue plate with cooked green beans, on a wooden table with a can of Guinness beer aside Pulled apart beef short rib revealing a deep smoky pink hue
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After a three hour smoke, made a bath of sugar free bbq sauce, cider vinegar, butter, hot sauce, low carb beer, and water with some minced onion and jarlic (my secret shame), then rolled the beef through it a few times before foil wrapping the whole thing into a 225 F oven for a few hours.
Nine smoked beef short ribs in a 3x3 matrix in an aluminum pan filled with a simmering mixture.
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Beef short ribs coming along nicely (and that small fire that lit while I turned and shuffled them went out once the lid went back on).
Partially cooked beef short ribs on a charcoal grill grate