Koen Verbeeck
@koenv.bsky.social
BI pro and tattooed #sqlserver geek. Data warehousing. Former Data Platform MVP. Punk rock fan. Married & father of 2. He/him @[email protected].
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Goed nieuws iedereen: Hitlerbot en Herbruikbare Raketten, nu in 1 handig bedrijf.
Elon Musk might merge SpaceX with Tesla or xAI
Elon Musk might merge SpaceX with Tesla or xAI
Elon Musk might merge SpaceX with Tesla or xAI
It’s unclear when any deal might happen.
www.theverge.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Goed nieuws iedereen: Hitlerbot en Herbruikbare Raketten, nu in 1 handig bedrijf.
Elon Musk might merge SpaceX with Tesla or xAI
Elon Musk might merge SpaceX with Tesla or xAI
Nazis shouldn't exist. It's quite easy.
Post without fear of cancellation.
Not from your audience, that's fair. From platforms deciding your content shouldn't be seen. Algorithms suppressing reach. Shadowbans.
That's control.
UpScrolled: Your followers see ALL your posts. No suppression. Your audience decides.
#UpScrolled
Not from your audience, that's fair. From platforms deciding your content shouldn't be seen. Algorithms suppressing reach. Shadowbans.
That's control.
UpScrolled: Your followers see ALL your posts. No suppression. Your audience decides.
#UpScrolled
January 30, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Nazis shouldn't exist. It's quite easy.
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My last #sqlserver #regex article: Regex String Split using #SQLServer2025 REGEXP_SPLIT_TO_TABLE www.mssqltips.com/sqlservertip...
Regex String Split using SQL Server 2025 REGEXP_SPLIT_TO_TABLE
Explore how to use string split in SQL Server 2025 with regex for complex text parsing without cumbersome custom coding.
www.mssqltips.com
January 27, 2026 at 9:18 AM
My last #sqlserver #regex article: Regex String Split using #SQLServer2025 REGEXP_SPLIT_TO_TABLE www.mssqltips.com/sqlservertip...
Saw #TheBoys s05 trailer
two men are standing next to each other in a living room . one of the men is holding a gun .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a living room . one of the men is holding a gun .
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Saw #TheBoys s05 trailer
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Suddenly getting this error when trying to connect to #MicrosoftFabric warehouse with SSMS. Plot twist, we don't have CMK.
January 20, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Suddenly getting this error when trying to connect to #MicrosoftFabric warehouse with SSMS. Plot twist, we don't have CMK.
Anyone with enought #MicrosoftFabric experience in python notebooks and lakehouses know why the synfs filesystem might be an issue? See this thread: www.reddit.com/r/MicrosoftF...
January 20, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Anyone with enought #MicrosoftFabric experience in python notebooks and lakehouses know why the synfs filesystem might be an issue? See this thread: www.reddit.com/r/MicrosoftF...
New blog post: SSMS 22 still inserting tabs instead of spaces sqlkover.com/ssms-22-stil... #sqlserver #ssms
SSMS 22 still inserting tabs instead of spaces
I'm not trying to start up a debate whether you should use tabs or spaces when indenting code. Personally, I prefer spaces because when I copy the code to another editor the outlining of the code rema...
sqlkover.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:56 AM
New blog post: SSMS 22 still inserting tabs instead of spaces sqlkover.com/ssms-22-stil... #sqlserver #ssms
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Anthropic: Best for coding applications
Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes
Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children
ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes
Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children
ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
January 15, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Anthropic: Best for coding applications
Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes
Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children
ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes
Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children
ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
@randolphwest.ca I think there's an error in this section of the docs as it points incorrectly to the ado.net connection manager. But on github I can only suggest edits, but not submit issues? learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/in...
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
@randolphwest.ca I think there's an error in this section of the docs as it points incorrectly to the ado.net connection manager. But on github I can only suggest edits, but not submit issues? learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/in...
You can laugh all you want with SSIS, but at least we didn't waste 2-3 minutes with each task queueing or starting some session...
January 13, 2026 at 10:49 AM
You can laugh all you want with SSIS, but at least we didn't waste 2-3 minutes with each task queueing or starting some session...
Still not seeing those fast session startup times in #MicrosoftFabric :( Default starter pool, 1-1, Python notebook.
January 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Still not seeing those fast session startup times in #MicrosoftFabric :( Default starter pool, 1-1, Python notebook.
New article: #SQLServer2025 REGEXP_MATCHES Function to Extract Multiple Substrings #regex #tsql www.mssqltips.com/sqlservertip...
SQL Server 2025 REGEXP_MATCHES Function to Extract Multiple Substrings
Learn how to use SQL REGEXP_MATCHES to extract multiple substrings efficiently without loops or cursors in SQL Server 2025.
www.mssqltips.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
New article: #SQLServer2025 REGEXP_MATCHES Function to Extract Multiple Substrings #regex #tsql www.mssqltips.com/sqlservertip...
15 minutes of working with SSIS, and I'm already suffering severe PTSD
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
15 minutes of working with SSIS, and I'm already suffering severe PTSD
December 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
@itsnotaboutthecell.com do you know if these limitations will be lifted when org apps go GA in #PowerBI?
December 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
@itsnotaboutthecell.com do you know if these limitations will be lifted when org apps go GA in #PowerBI?
I'm using this gif when I'm comparing #MicrosoftFabric Copy "job" with copy data activity, and I will not excuse myself for my sense of humour :)
December 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm using this gif when I'm comparing #MicrosoftFabric Copy "job" with copy data activity, and I will not excuse myself for my sense of humour :)
Dank je wel OpenAI
Hopelijk heeft er niemand het volgend jaar RAM nodig, because we're fucked.
Memory crunch: Mid-range laptops may slide back to 8GB RAM, analyst warns
TrendForce says DDR5 RAM prices will soon result in reduced memory for default laptop configurations across the board...and higher prices, too.
www.pcworld.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Dank je wel OpenAI
Yes, #MicrosoftFabric finally supports IDENTITY! Argh, it doesn't support inserting -1 (yet)!
a young girl in a striped shirt is covering her face with her hand
Alt: a young girl in a striped shirt is covering her face with her hand
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Yes, #MicrosoftFabric finally supports IDENTITY! Argh, it doesn't support inserting -1 (yet)!
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Public preview of vector indexing in #AzureSQL DB, #Azure SQL MI, and SQL database in #Microsoft #Fabric
devblogs.microsoft.com/azure-sql/pu...
#Microsoft #SQLServer #MadeiraData
devblogs.microsoft.com/azure-sql/pu...
#Microsoft #SQLServer #MadeiraData
Public preview of vector indexing in Azure SQL DB, Azure SQL MI, and SQL database in Microsoft Fabric - Azure SQL Devs’ Corner
Explore vector index DiskANN embeddings and their efficient use in Azure SQL for advanced semantic search and recommendations.
devblogs.microsoft.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Public preview of vector indexing in #AzureSQL DB, #Azure SQL MI, and SQL database in #Microsoft #Fabric
devblogs.microsoft.com/azure-sql/pu...
#Microsoft #SQLServer #MadeiraData
devblogs.microsoft.com/azure-sql/pu...
#Microsoft #SQLServer #MadeiraData
New article: Powerful Text Extraction with REGEXP_SUBSTR in #SQLServer2025 www.mssqltips.com/sqlservertip... #regex #sql
Powerful Text Extraction with REGEXP_SUBSTR in SQL Server 2025
See how to easily extract text from a SQL string using the regex function REGEXP_SUBSTR to simplify text extraction.
www.mssqltips.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
New article: Powerful Text Extraction with REGEXP_SUBSTR in #SQLServer2025 www.mssqltips.com/sqlservertip... #regex #sql
