Jeroen Baert
@jbaert.bsky.social
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Computer scientist, comedian, engineer, keynote speaker, Nerdland podcaster. Website & booking info: https://www.jeroen-baert.be Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@jbaert Github: https://github.com/Forceflow
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maartenhopman.bsky.social
En weer gaat de Nobelprijs voor de Geneeskunde naar een wetenschapper. Jammer, ik had het eerlijker gevonden als Gerda van Facebook dit jaar zou winnen. Zij ontwikkelde namelijk een bijzondere methode hoe ze met haar eigen onderbuik heel precies aan kan voelen hoe medicijnen werken.
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thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
jbaert.bsky.social
Looking forward to it!
jbaert.bsky.social
Het is allemaal technisch mogelijk, maar niet voor niet-techneuten. Discoverability is in dat soort netwerken ook vaak een probleem.
jbaert.bsky.social
Who can forget these timeless characters?
jbaert.bsky.social
"geen verbinding met internet" - wel een datasim kaart.

Euhm dakani
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nathangrayson.bsky.social
but ubisoft is releasing assassin's creed dlc that's reportedly been funded by saudi arabia. tells you pretty much everything you need to know
stephentotilo.bsky.social
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
jbaert.bsky.social
Goh ik hoor toch dat niet álles daar hangt
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hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
hands up if you are a true bug and suck sap from plants
Shivaphis celti, the Asian woolly hackberry aphid, also known as Shivaphis (Shivaphis) celti, is an aphid in the superfamily Aphidoidea in the order Hemiptera. It is a true bug and sucks sap from plants.

Pictured is schivapis celti, a small white bug that looks like a speck of lint, sitting on a leaf
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lolennui.bsky.social
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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stephendame.bsky.social
The best.
mcsweeneys.net
"WE MAKE NEWS LOUDER. IF STORY GOOD ON ONE SIDE, SHOW OTHER SIDE TOO. OTHER SIDE WRONG? OTHER SIDE WANT BLEACH IN VEINS? ANIMAL RUN BOTH. REPORT BOTH SIDES. EVEN WHEN ONE SIDE THINK HEAD MEDS MAKE QUIET BABIES."
“AAAGGGHHH!!!” A Memo from Animal, Your New Editor-in-Chief
“[Editor-in-chief of CBS News] Bari Weiss told network staffers in a morning editorial call that she wants to ‘win’ before delivering a rallying cr...
buff.ly
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
Dems can just clip the "we took the freedom of speech away" and make an ad
atrupar.com
Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
jbaert.bsky.social
These new Taylor Swift lyrics are getting out of hand
jbaert.bsky.social
Super origineel om *checks notes* naar de Eiffeltoren te gaan als je in Parijs bent
jbaert.bsky.social
*zwaait naar screenshot die hierover op X zal geplaatst worden*
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"Van raves naar waves" is right there, jongens
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anthonymoser.com
google wants to introduce errors into my spreadsheets and attribute them to me
screenshot of a popup on Google Sheets with two buttons "Learn more" and "Got it"

header reads "Gemini can now do more for you in Sheets" with "for" scribbled out in red, and the word AS above it, so it says "Gemini can now do more AS you in Sheets"

below that:
Gemini can now make requested changes and insert content directly into your files. 

HIGHLIGHTED TEXT: All inserted content will be attributed to you in version history.

For inline features like =Al), Gemini will insert content directly. For the side panel, Gemini will provide a preview first unless it understands your goal is a direct edit, such as making a pivot table or adding conditional formatting.
Gemini in Workspace can make mistakes, including about people, so double-check responses.
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things
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haydenjohnsonn.bsky.social
every AI ad is like

“hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”

and then the phone is like

“sandwich”

and the guy is like

“wow”