AS Koi
@koiswillbkois.bsky.social
Koi, fish, 1 ct. Writer, artist, and some other things. No AI.
They/them, not negotiable.
etsy: catalyststudiosart
gallery: moritorium.com
They/them, not negotiable.
etsy: catalyststudiosart
gallery: moritorium.com
trying to write a 150 word "bio", eponymous, for a gallery i like
help
help
February 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
trying to write a 150 word "bio", eponymous, for a gallery i like
help
help
Lemme tell you about what was, in spite almost rushing Princess Hexenbrat to the ER vet, the most magical eve I've had in a while (a thread)
February 6, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Lemme tell you about what was, in spite almost rushing Princess Hexenbrat to the ER vet, the most magical eve I've had in a while (a thread)
god fcuking dammit my asshole cat just swallowed a miniature polyhedral die
she isnt actively choking
should i take her to the er vet?
she isnt actively choking
should i take her to the er vet?
February 6, 2026 at 1:42 PM
god fcuking dammit my asshole cat just swallowed a miniature polyhedral die
she isnt actively choking
should i take her to the er vet?
she isnt actively choking
should i take her to the er vet?
my job tonight, with a deadline, involved cartoon rabbits
i completely derailed into erotic spaceships
i will make the deadline
just, the spaceships needed fuck more than the rabbits
i completely derailed into erotic spaceships
i will make the deadline
just, the spaceships needed fuck more than the rabbits
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 AM
my job tonight, with a deadline, involved cartoon rabbits
i completely derailed into erotic spaceships
i will make the deadline
just, the spaceships needed fuck more than the rabbits
i completely derailed into erotic spaceships
i will make the deadline
just, the spaceships needed fuck more than the rabbits
now is the time
if you have a dem in your state's contribution to the cabinet:
write them and tell them to Prosecute the Pedophiles. Do it twice and say Abolish ICE.
Don't wait for "mid terms"... come at them
if you have a dem in your state's contribution to the cabinet:
write them and tell them to Prosecute the Pedophiles. Do it twice and say Abolish ICE.
Don't wait for "mid terms"... come at them
February 4, 2026 at 2:33 AM
now is the time
if you have a dem in your state's contribution to the cabinet:
write them and tell them to Prosecute the Pedophiles. Do it twice and say Abolish ICE.
Don't wait for "mid terms"... come at them
if you have a dem in your state's contribution to the cabinet:
write them and tell them to Prosecute the Pedophiles. Do it twice and say Abolish ICE.
Don't wait for "mid terms"... come at them
This latest kerfluffle with reknowned trash fire JK Rowling has caused me to deep dive into megayacht registration.
If i say out loud what i think i will be disappeared.
If i say out loud what i think i will be disappeared.
February 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
This latest kerfluffle with reknowned trash fire JK Rowling has caused me to deep dive into megayacht registration.
If i say out loud what i think i will be disappeared.
If i say out loud what i think i will be disappeared.
Shortened form of my legal name
Joke about my surname on the other
Joke about my surname on the other
Explain your username 🎤
No
No
February 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Shortened form of my legal name
Joke about my surname on the other
Joke about my surname on the other
why are there AI stans following me? I'm not playin' and if you're here to troll, you're a child.
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
why are there AI stans following me? I'm not playin' and if you're here to troll, you're a child.
Next time someone comes at me with that "being anti-AI is ableist!!!1!" bs, I have a rant I am saving up regarding AI subtitling.
*cracks knuckles*
*cracks knuckles*
January 31, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Next time someone comes at me with that "being anti-AI is ableist!!!1!" bs, I have a rant I am saving up regarding AI subtitling.
*cracks knuckles*
*cracks knuckles*
who wouldn't miss her?
January 31, 2026 at 2:28 AM
who wouldn't miss her?
Heads up: a nasty scam group has (at least half way) successfully spoofed Sea Tac airport's customer service #. They are calling individuals and claiming to be the Port Authority or TSA.
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Heads up: a nasty scam group has (at least half way) successfully spoofed Sea Tac airport's customer service #. They are calling individuals and claiming to be the Port Authority or TSA.
I've received a few "ghost calls" from the Sea Tac airport customer service office today. Haven't flown since June and cancelled all flights planned for the next 6 mos a while back.
The only but person i knew that worked there died, tragically, several years ago.
The only but person i knew that worked there died, tragically, several years ago.
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I've received a few "ghost calls" from the Sea Tac airport customer service office today. Haven't flown since June and cancelled all flights planned for the next 6 mos a while back.
The only but person i knew that worked there died, tragically, several years ago.
The only but person i knew that worked there died, tragically, several years ago.
i'm not sayin' "don't celebrate"
i'm sayin', "Don't stop now"
i'm sayin', "Don't stop now"
January 27, 2026 at 3:42 AM
i'm not sayin' "don't celebrate"
i'm sayin', "Don't stop now"
i'm sayin', "Don't stop now"
Removing Greg Bovino is a good start in the way removing a hangnail from a foot with extreme nail fungus is a good start.
January 27, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Removing Greg Bovino is a good start in the way removing a hangnail from a foot with extreme nail fungus is a good start.
heard what might have been fireworks or gunfire
almost freaked out, checked sports reports
Seahawks beat the Rams, which was statistically unlikely IF you believe the NFL is not as scripted as the WWE.
Knew i should have bet, lol
almost freaked out, checked sports reports
Seahawks beat the Rams, which was statistically unlikely IF you believe the NFL is not as scripted as the WWE.
Knew i should have bet, lol
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
heard what might have been fireworks or gunfire
almost freaked out, checked sports reports
Seahawks beat the Rams, which was statistically unlikely IF you believe the NFL is not as scripted as the WWE.
Knew i should have bet, lol
almost freaked out, checked sports reports
Seahawks beat the Rams, which was statistically unlikely IF you believe the NFL is not as scripted as the WWE.
Knew i should have bet, lol
Just got on stage at a karaoke night in a reddish purple county, in a bar that is not as left leaning as my preferred, and sang "Peace Train"
i haven't been hauled out and beaten yet lol
i haven't been hauled out and beaten yet lol
January 25, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Just got on stage at a karaoke night in a reddish purple county, in a bar that is not as left leaning as my preferred, and sang "Peace Train"
i haven't been hauled out and beaten yet lol
i haven't been hauled out and beaten yet lol
Whoever entered my ass into Shinigami Eyes as a "transphobe" needs a lil timeout in reality.
Put on your big kid panties and volunteer at a soup kitchen. Get a job in a bar. Put away your world Nerfin baby toys and go live among flesh and blood mortals for awhile.
Put on your big kid panties and volunteer at a soup kitchen. Get a job in a bar. Put away your world Nerfin baby toys and go live among flesh and blood mortals for awhile.
January 22, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Whoever entered my ass into Shinigami Eyes as a "transphobe" needs a lil timeout in reality.
Put on your big kid panties and volunteer at a soup kitchen. Get a job in a bar. Put away your world Nerfin baby toys and go live among flesh and blood mortals for awhile.
Put on your big kid panties and volunteer at a soup kitchen. Get a job in a bar. Put away your world Nerfin baby toys and go live among flesh and blood mortals for awhile.
i wasn't a fan of Harris but I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have taken a giant shit on US/European diplomacy
yes, this is for the "the candidate didn't meet my personal purity criteria so i didn't vote" crowd
yes, this is for the "the candidate didn't meet my personal purity criteria so i didn't vote" crowd
January 20, 2026 at 8:28 PM
i wasn't a fan of Harris but I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have taken a giant shit on US/European diplomacy
yes, this is for the "the candidate didn't meet my personal purity criteria so i didn't vote" crowd
yes, this is for the "the candidate didn't meet my personal purity criteria so i didn't vote" crowd
Bone Temple exceeded expectations.
January 19, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Bone Temple exceeded expectations.
to convince my aging cat she's still a respectable badass, i scooted down her cat stairs to get my meds
for once, she didn't follow me to the kitchen
she curled up on the bed
for once, she didn't follow me to the kitchen
she curled up on the bed
January 18, 2026 at 7:23 AM
to convince my aging cat she's still a respectable badass, i scooted down her cat stairs to get my meds
for once, she didn't follow me to the kitchen
she curled up on the bed
for once, she didn't follow me to the kitchen
she curled up on the bed
Where i lived briefly in the late 90s. Still a solid neighborhood.
January 17, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Where i lived briefly in the late 90s. Still a solid neighborhood.
I've seen several posts like this today and I have yet to see one of you mention the highly successful brainwashing perpetrated by Fox News and other outlets, as well as public education itself.
Also, a lot of these comment threads read classist AF.
Sincerely, a rural American.
Also, a lot of these comment threads read classist AF.
Sincerely, a rural American.
there are lifelong city dwellers who believe stupid things about rural people, but cities are also full of people who know rural or small town life *personally* and, to generalize grossly, cities do not get such places nearly as wrong as those places tend to get them.
January 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I've seen several posts like this today and I have yet to see one of you mention the highly successful brainwashing perpetrated by Fox News and other outlets, as well as public education itself.
Also, a lot of these comment threads read classist AF.
Sincerely, a rural American.
Also, a lot of these comment threads read classist AF.
Sincerely, a rural American.