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koiswillbkois.bsky.social
AS Koi
@koiswillbkois.bsky.social
Koi, fish, 1 ct. Writer, artist, and some other things. No AI.

They/them, not negotiable.

etsy: catalyststudiosart
gallery: moritorium.com
TDOR. Pay my bills.
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
AMA me, rn

You get 1 hr.

<3
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
all five ducks are up for grabs
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
We don't have many coffee shops I will patronize out here in the Harbors, as they're one or a mix of the following: owned by evangelicals, badly designed, shitty overpriced mudwater stand, recovery cafe. Now I'm about to write off the only leftist one because they're showing AI slop on the walls.
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
the farm is ours as of 21:00 (pacific) tonight

Bifrost Farms is go.
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Concern trolling is still exhausting.

You don't give a shit about strangers, you're just self-congratulatory.
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
some of you like poetry

i'm a big fan of Jamaal May "History of Hostility"
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Today i seeded a bunch of test starts, seeds of various types and ages (some total mysteries) of which i wish to ascertain viability before wasting any valuable earth/time with them at the new farm. I have solarium space here but may also need a grow light.
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It's official... I have bought (half) the farm!
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Just FYI:

I tried to re-open my old Facebook account so someone could run it for me as a representative to help me sell art.

I am blocked from re-opening. I cannot have an FB account.

When I left, I had a decade + old Dev account and they will not let me have it back under my real name.
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
i keep seeing shit like "money turns you into a pedophile"

my friends, i guarantee if you gave a black woman or a wee budding transman or a weird young nonbinary programmer a couple million, the last thing she/he/they would do with it is rape children
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
best part about editind book one into this new format? Re-including crucial pieces removed/altered by my 1st editor. I agreed because I thought he had more advanced knowledge of fiction writing than i did, cuz grad degree, but realized years on they were about his peronal hangups & low imagination
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We have a sea lion problem.

(this is on the road that goes to my house; photo from police FB; we've dubbed him "Ralph", he's our mascot)
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hell yeah I got Coop's art zine! Worth every penny. Want your own? check out: @artofcoop.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
if you trade them cheap catfood or old beef jerkey from your passenger side door well, you might even get gifts in return. 10/10 stars. ChatGPT will not eat your mystery car meat.
you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
So. Friends of the elves. Ask a question you have always wanted to know.

DM or sub it.

The first zine needs a column.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Amazon is, apparently, still making money off my first novel. I haven't seen a dime in years.

You have two options:
1) get a shitty digi copy free by texting me
2) get illustrated zines with extras by subscribing to my Patreon
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Again with the "don't have gear": watched a seal beat a salmon to death on the river surface; couldn't pull over, had a shitty cam anyway

You want wildlife drama? Live in bfe.
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
omg i got to hear middle aged white men who live nowhere near NYC complaining about Zohran Mamdani in real time

talking about how everyone will regret it, and this and that about "New York crime families"

guys? the world is not TV
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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one more sesh in about ten days and then i'm done :) in love with how well the crosshatching is going, quick mid-appt shot for ya <3
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sometimes I miss stable paychecks or office camaraderie. When I talk with friends still in tech, i don't miss a g'damn thing.
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I had a Patreon reserved for years

but i can't change it from my dead name

ope

not real psyched to make a new account with my life name
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
This week? I will be working on my Patreon content

which is the new home of Tribes of Heaven

So. You want a zine, like a true SF zine?
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
aside from a lot of other costume shit i'm working on

I figured out a gender correct cosplay I can do

Nanachi from Made in Abyss

currently hate myself a lot but I WILL BE SO FUCKIN CUTE
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM