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Korika
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They/Them in the PNW
Dunno who designed Comptia's live-labs but I am very annoyed they involuntarily made me part of their self fellationary software development.
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Day 3 into my workout journey (cause why wait till New Year to start a new me) 3 sets of 50 wall pushups and 3 sets of 10 squats and my body hates me so much.
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Kash always looks like someone has walked in on him with his dick inside the peanut butter jar, but he's super convinced if he says the right set of words very fast he can explain everything.
Kash Patel: "All they have to talk about is anonymous sources and jackets and leather patches. They can have that all day long."
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I think of this image every thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I think it's good, actually, when corporations and old people start doing the kids memes. Keeps the meme environment healthy and thriving. Like introducing wolves into Yellowstone.
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Can you dig it?
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Count your blessings.
@theonion.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Tech Companies: [forcefully installing their shitty AI app to their software you can't disable] "The adoption rate of AI is thru the roof, everybody loves it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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wild considering most sex workers I know have had at least one of their accounts yeeted for the crime of existing
17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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RTX-ON
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
January 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Lets just say hypothetically that Epstein called a representative late one night and said he needed help getting rid of an old rug on April 14th 1996, that wouldn't mean anything."
Rep. Greg Murphy: "I do have some concerns because these files are voluminous and just being named does not make you guilty. If Epstein gave you a tip or something if you worked at a door or something, it doesn't make you guilty of a crime."
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Kindly ask folks to raise a stink about this everywhere and anywhere. Money and all that can come later. It’s just a five-alarm fire situation now

bsky.app/profile/acva...
Spoke to a second source familiar with what’s going on with paypro censorship toward me. It seems I’ve been blacklisted among paypros as a creator, particularly for mommy domme content. This could escalate into debanking, I learned
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Is That Wrong, Doc?
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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They should ask this about every movie. Why isn’t Pennywise in Nights in Rodanthe with Richard Gere and Diane Lane?
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 21d
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Anyway you thought chatbots telling people to kill themselves was fun, just wait till chatbots tell people that the greatest evil is possessing their loved ones.

God I fucking hate the Valley so fucking much.
Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!

Silicon Valley, 2025:
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!

Silicon Valley, 2025:
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM