Korika
LightNews LightNews
banner
korikaanders.bsky.social
Korika
@korikaanders.bsky.social
460 followers 510 following 1.5K posts
They/Them in the PNW
Posts Replies Media Videos
korikaanders.bsky.social
Dunno who designed Comptia's live-labs but I am very annoyed they involuntarily made me part of their self fellationary software development.
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
korikaanders.bsky.social
Day 3 into my workout journey (cause why wait till New Year to start a new me) 3 sets of 50 wall pushups and 3 sets of 10 squats and my body hates me so much.
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
korikaanders.bsky.social
Kash always looks like someone has walked in on him with his dick inside the peanut butter jar, but he's super convinced if he says the right set of words very fast he can explain everything.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d
Kash Patel: "All they have to talk about is anonymous sources and jackets and leather patches. They can have that all day long."
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Reposted by Korika
darkoblivion.bsky.social
I think of this image every thanksgiving
with his jaw set. fists clenched and eyes focused, Goku has come
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Reposted by Korika
xtakes.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
korikaanders.bsky.social
I think it's good, actually, when corporations and old people start doing the kids memes. Keeps the meme environment healthy and thriving. Like introducing wolves into Yellowstone.
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Reposted by Korika
huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Reposted by Korika
samandfuzzy.com
Can you dig it?
A six panel comic, two with three rows of two panels each give her the corgi is digging a hole so that he can bury his bone. In the second panel, he drops his bone into the finished hole, which is so deep, it creates a hole right out the bottom of the panel. When he drops the bone into the hole, it falls right out the panel and into the fourth panel, although he doesn't notice this. In the third panel he turns around and starts filling the hole back up with dirt. In the fourth panel, the hole is full again, but the bone is resting on top, having fallen down from the second panel. In the 5th panel, Dipper examines the bone, looking confused. A little bit of dirt from the third panel is just starting to fall into the top of the frame. In the 6th panel, Dipper is covered in dirt, and looks annoyed
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Reposted by Korika
kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
Count your blessings.
@theonion.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
korikaanders.bsky.social
Tech Companies: [forcefully installing their shitty AI app to their software you can't disable] "The adoption rate of AI is thru the roof, everybody loves it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Reposted by Korika
mistresssnowphd.bsky.social
wild considering most sex workers I know have had at least one of their accounts yeeted for the crime of existing
hypervisible.blacksky.app Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 13d
17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
By and large, however, the allegations against the other social media platforms are less detailed than those against Meta. The internal documents cited by the plaintiffs allege: Meta intentionally designed its youth safety features to be ineffective and rarely used, and blocked testing of safety features that it feared might be harmful to growth. Meta required users to be caught 17 times attempting to traffic people for sex before it would remove them from its platform, which a document described as “a very, very, very high strike threshold." Meta recognized that optimizing its products to increase teen engagement resulted in serving them more harmful content, but did so anyway. Meta stalled internal efforts to prevent child predators from contacting minors for years due to growth concerns, and pressured safety staff to circulate arguments justifying its decision not to act.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by Korika
rakiera.bsky.social
RTX-ON
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Reposted by Korika
chaide.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Reposted by Korika
limusrex.bsky.social
the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
January 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
korikaanders.bsky.social
"Lets just say hypothetically that Epstein called a representative late one night and said he needed help getting rid of an old rug on April 14th 1996, that wouldn't mean anything."
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18d
Rep. Greg Murphy: "I do have some concerns because these files are voluminous and just being named does not make you guilty. If Epstein gave you a tip or something if you worked at a door or something, it doesn't make you guilty of a crime."
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Reposted by Korika
quartzen.bsky.social
I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
wishtv.com WISH-TV @wishtv.com · 19d
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
Image 1
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Reposted by Korika
jtp.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Reposted by Korika
acvalens.com
Kindly ask folks to raise a stink about this everywhere and anywhere. Money and all that can come later. It’s just a five-alarm fire situation now

bsky.app/profile/acva...
acvalens.com Ana Valens | 🔞 @acvalens.com · 19d
Spoke to a second source familiar with what’s going on with paypro censorship toward me. It seems I’ve been blacklisted among paypros as a creator, particularly for mommy domme content. This could escalate into debanking, I learned
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Reposted by Korika
roryblank.bsky.social
Is That Wrong, Doc?
A man lays on a couch in a therapist's office. His arms are crossed over his chest and he stares at the ceiling, saying "You know, I just feel powerless and doomed. Is that wrong, doc? I mean, with how things are headed in the world right now, can you really tell me I shouldn't feel like that?" The therapist stands from his chair excitedly, waving one hand and saying "hey, wow, this stuff is dynamite, we can't hoard this for ourselves. The rapport between us- we should start a podcast." A microphone on a long pole lowers towards the patient, and he attempts to bat it away as the therapist says "ok, now say that thing about your mom again." "I don't really-" says the patient. The therapist interrupts the man's protestations, saying "that thing you said about seeing your mom kiss your dad and realizing you weren't the only person she loved- that was gold dude. Come on say it dude." The man lays motionless on the couch, trying to make a neutral expression, his moth closed tight.
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
korikaanders.bsky.social
Soldier from Team Fortress 2 in winter wear. He says: "I am happy to announce the existence of a conflict I was previously unaware of!"
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Reposted by Korika
theonion.com
Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Reposted by Korika
flickybirb.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Reposted by Korika
brendelbored.bsky.social
They should ask this about every movie. Why isn’t Pennywise in Nights in Rodanthe with Richard Gere and Diane Lane?
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 21d
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
korikaanders.bsky.social
Anyway you thought chatbots telling people to kill themselves was fun, just wait till chatbots tell people that the greatest evil is possessing their loved ones.

God I fucking hate the Valley so fucking much.
rob-sheridan.com Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 22d
Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!

Silicon Valley, 2025:
Enable chats with Satan [enabled] Premium subscription required
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Reposted by Korika
rob-sheridan.com
Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!

Silicon Valley, 2025:
Enable chats with Satan [enabled] Premium subscription required
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM