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Zee Smith 🐝
@korovyev.bsky.social
Half Algorithm, Half Deity
They/Them 💕 Brittle Bone Gang 🦴
Crocheter 🧶 Sewist 🧵 Sometimes Voice Actor 🎙️
Devoted Wife Guy @livsmithvavo.bsky.social
Etsy & Reels - zeesmith.carrd.co
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made some cool things, made some cursed things, made some surprising bestsellers, fell further in love with crochet

(ah go on first marketing post of 2026 - stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com)

#artvsartist2025 #crochet #junimo #inanimateinsanity #bingbong #warcraft
kinda feels like blizz didn't think about shadow priests when writing the current plot and demonising those who use void magic, like babe I'm here fighting for your side stop talking shit about me
January 31, 2026 at 12:58 PM
update on the 'postman doesn't like us' saga, we were walking into the house while he was passing and he stopped to have a wee chat, I am now unsure where we stand
January 31, 2026 at 12:01 PM
realised this morning, when the Grinch is going through the phone book to say he hates everyone, when he gets down to 'loathe entirely' it's Augustus the mayor
January 31, 2026 at 10:59 AM
vore.
Wee date night to see Iron Long
January 30, 2026 at 10:36 PM
started a crochet project that I knew would be big, but I'm halfway through the head and nearly done with a ball of yarn so I mayhaps have underestimated
January 30, 2026 at 4:52 PM
my creative process involves avoiding eye contact with a project for hours/days until the guilt overwhelms me, then getting lost in the sauce until completion
January 30, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Went to urgent care, have a ligament sprain, broke my foot at some point in the last 3 years and didn't know so there's just smooth bone floating in my foot
January 29, 2026 at 7:55 PM
read a post complaining about the pre-patch event and the currency to collect, and the post was saying how they needed at least 20 chairs and it would take forever to afford them, my brother in christ how many cucks do you have in your home
January 29, 2026 at 11:55 AM
happy new Kneecap track to all who celebrate
January 28, 2026 at 9:32 PM
heard Coleraine pronounced collar-rain today, the english are on thin fucking ice
January 27, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Reposted by Zee Smith 🐝
I truly think that still to this day, American Idiot is a no skip album.
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 PM
my postman infuriates me and I will curse his descendants
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I found medieval trance music, it fucks so hard

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJMr...
Mathias da Mage wit' da Iced Out Glock
YouTube video by Ephy Pinkman - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 26, 2026 at 1:34 PM
'we're making changes to the UI and addons!*

*ʷᵉ ᵈⁱᵈ ⁿᵒᵗ ˢᵃʸ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵇᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ' - blizzard
World of Warcraft besties I beg of thee, how do I get rid of this box? I can't get delete it in edit mode, and assisted highlight isn't ticked in options
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 PM
World of Warcraft besties I beg of thee, how do I get rid of this box? I can't get delete it in edit mode, and assisted highlight isn't ticked in options
January 26, 2026 at 11:09 AM
kicking my feet and giggling bc not only is she the most wonderful person I've ever met, but damn my wife's a babe

anyway watch her stream
We're live! Join @mirandamations.bsky.social and myself as we continue building a museum in Grounded!
www.twitch.tv/livsmithvavo
January 24, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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I'm 32.

I started at 29.

It is NEVER too late 💖🏳️‍⚧️
January 24, 2026 at 2:51 PM
need to find a new twink to have a crush on, the last one ended up being the most irritating person to ever exist (derogatory)
January 23, 2026 at 7:15 PM
being a shadow priest and enjoyer of monster romance, I'm a big fan of my new tentacle slam ability
January 23, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Liv showed me a Dimension 20 clip and now when a cat appears during the day I keep telling them I'm going to the South Pole
January 23, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Drank a litre of orange juice yesterday and I think it cured whatever sickness was brewing
January 23, 2026 at 10:02 AM
referring to Liv as my wife when talking to people over the last year and a bit has healed something in my soul, I was born to be a wife guy
January 22, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Having had Bladezz for years who walks with a loud limp, then Odyn who click clacked on the floor like Louise Belcher with a mani pedi even with his nails trimmed, it's still so weird to have Jonesy now who just appears beside you silently, and only being aware of him when he chirps
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
desperately wanting to do anything productive but executive dysfunction has rendered me as useful as a wind-up monkey with cymbals this entire day
January 21, 2026 at 7:22 PM
starting a rumour in rightwing circles that disney has been trying to trans the kids since the 90s and that's why Aurora's dress changed between pink and blue, just to feel something
January 21, 2026 at 4:33 PM