Zee Smith 🐝
@korovyev.bsky.social
Half Algorithm, Half Deity
They/Them 💕 Brittle Bone Gang 🦴
Crocheter 🧶 Sewist 🧵 Sometimes Voice Actor 🎙️
Devoted Wife Guy @livsmithvavo.bsky.social
Etsy & Reels - zeesmith.carrd.co
They/Them 💕 Brittle Bone Gang 🦴
Crocheter 🧶 Sewist 🧵 Sometimes Voice Actor 🎙️
Devoted Wife Guy @livsmithvavo.bsky.social
Etsy & Reels - zeesmith.carrd.co
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Zee Smith 🐝
@korovyev.bsky.social
· Oct 9
This month will be 9 years since I took the plunge and opened my Etsy shop!
To celebrate, this month everything is 10% off, and with Christmas only 11 weeks away, now is the perfect time to start your shopping and grab a deal!
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
#junimo #bingbong #cultofthelamb #mothman
To celebrate, this month everything is 10% off, and with Christmas only 11 weeks away, now is the perfect time to start your shopping and grab a deal!
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
#junimo #bingbong #cultofthelamb #mothman
monthly reminder that this is a thing I birthed into existence
do you think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he created etc etc
#InanimateInsanity #labubu
#InanimateInsanity #labubu
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
monthly reminder that this is a thing I birthed into existence
why did the creepy shadow monster episode of Criminal Minds have to come on when I'm up on my own late at night 😭
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
why did the creepy shadow monster episode of Criminal Minds have to come on when I'm up on my own late at night 😭
true love is not judging her when she creeps around the hallways with her night naan bread while you're up late working
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
true love is not judging her when she creeps around the hallways with her night naan bread while you're up late working
I don't even acknowledge that Jonesy's a cat, he's just this weird little critchur that I love with all my being
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I don't even acknowledge that Jonesy's a cat, he's just this weird little critchur that I love with all my being
this is a little song I like to call 'I forgot the second season of the Fallout show comes out in December and didn't order blue felt accordingly': AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
this is a little song I like to call 'I forgot the second season of the Fallout show comes out in December and didn't order blue felt accordingly': AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Reposted by Zee Smith 🐝
‼️Less than 5 weeks to go‼️
Don't be lured by the corporation temptress for your holiday shopping this black Friday. Support artists, help them keep the lights on while creating fun little trinkets, help their cats to continue to live as freeloaders, shop small 🖤
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
Don't be lured by the corporation temptress for your holiday shopping this black Friday. Support artists, help them keep the lights on while creating fun little trinkets, help their cats to continue to live as freeloaders, shop small 🖤
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
‼️Less than 5 weeks to go‼️
Don't be lured by the corporation temptress for your holiday shopping this black Friday. Support artists, help them keep the lights on while creating fun little trinkets, help their cats to continue to live as freeloaders, shop small 🖤
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
Don't be lured by the corporation temptress for your holiday shopping this black Friday. Support artists, help them keep the lights on while creating fun little trinkets, help their cats to continue to live as freeloaders, shop small 🖤
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
thinking about the no internal monologue people and how they don't have a little voice singing 'fly me to the moon, let me kick its fucking ass, show it all the moves I learned in my moon jujitsu class' as baseline brain noise
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
thinking about the no internal monologue people and how they don't have a little voice singing 'fly me to the moon, let me kick its fucking ass, show it all the moves I learned in my moon jujitsu class' as baseline brain noise
Jonesy saw the label printer in action for the first time while it was sitting right beside his nap box and I think he believes in witchcraft now
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Jonesy saw the label printer in action for the first time while it was sitting right beside his nap box and I think he believes in witchcraft now
whenever I hear about someone under like 23 being married my immediate thought is 'god that's young, only babies', then I remember I got married when I was 20 and have to rein back my judgement
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
whenever I hear about someone under like 23 being married my immediate thought is 'god that's young, only babies', then I remember I got married when I was 20 and have to rein back my judgement
Reposted by Zee Smith 🐝
We're live! Join myself, the farmer, and the rest of the horny gang who just spend their time chasing after the poor villagers in Stardew Valley!
www.twitch.tv/livsmithvavo
www.twitch.tv/livsmithvavo
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
We're live! Join myself, the farmer, and the rest of the horny gang who just spend their time chasing after the poor villagers in Stardew Valley!
www.twitch.tv/livsmithvavo
www.twitch.tv/livsmithvavo
obsessed with the idea that me and Liv's D&D chars will bicker so her Kenku will just scold my Mapach in her Dwarf da's voice as the argument slam dunk
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
obsessed with the idea that me and Liv's D&D chars will bicker so her Kenku will just scold my Mapach in her Dwarf da's voice as the argument slam dunk
listening to a video on Irish gang crime and trying to figure out if the horrendous mispronunciations are bc the narrator is ai or a brit who didn't bother researching
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
listening to a video on Irish gang crime and trying to figure out if the horrendous mispronunciations are bc the narrator is ai or a brit who didn't bother researching
man at the butchers made a joke about me ordering the turkey and Liv paying so I told him she pays, I cook, and I wonder did he walk away from the interaction going 'lesbians, they're just like us'
he also made a positive surprised comment about my name being just Zee :3
he also made a positive surprised comment about my name being just Zee :3
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
man at the butchers made a joke about me ordering the turkey and Liv paying so I told him she pays, I cook, and I wonder did he walk away from the interaction going 'lesbians, they're just like us'
he also made a positive surprised comment about my name being just Zee :3
he also made a positive surprised comment about my name being just Zee :3
‼️Less than 5 weeks to go‼️
Don't be lured by the corporation temptress for your holiday shopping this black Friday. Support artists, help them keep the lights on while creating fun little trinkets, help their cats to continue to live as freeloaders, shop small 🖤
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
Don't be lured by the corporation temptress for your holiday shopping this black Friday. Support artists, help them keep the lights on while creating fun little trinkets, help their cats to continue to live as freeloaders, shop small 🖤
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
‼️Less than 5 weeks to go‼️
Don't be lured by the corporation temptress for your holiday shopping this black Friday. Support artists, help them keep the lights on while creating fun little trinkets, help their cats to continue to live as freeloaders, shop small 🖤
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
Don't be lured by the corporation temptress for your holiday shopping this black Friday. Support artists, help them keep the lights on while creating fun little trinkets, help their cats to continue to live as freeloaders, shop small 🖤
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
Reposted by Zee Smith 🐝
Sale still going! Inanimate Insanity orders still come with autographs! Christmas is fast approaching! Fourth enthusiastic exclamation mark!
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
#mothman #cultofthelamb #theowlhouse #inanimateinsanity #stardewvalley #peak
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
#mothman #cultofthelamb #theowlhouse #inanimateinsanity #stardewvalley #peak
October 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Sale still going! Inanimate Insanity orders still come with autographs! Christmas is fast approaching! Fourth enthusiastic exclamation mark!
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
#mothman #cultofthelamb #theowlhouse #inanimateinsanity #stardewvalley #peak
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
#mothman #cultofthelamb #theowlhouse #inanimateinsanity #stardewvalley #peak
Reposted by Zee Smith 🐝
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I start every day roaming the house and telling the cats 'jaysus I'm foundered' until my hands warm up enough to craft things
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I start every day roaming the house and telling the cats 'jaysus I'm foundered' until my hands warm up enough to craft things
I've somehow conditioned myself to have Tim Healy performing Poker Face as Leslie from Benidorm pop into my head as soon as I enter the bathroom
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I've somehow conditioned myself to have Tim Healy performing Poker Face as Leslie from Benidorm pop into my head as soon as I enter the bathroom
Not to toot my own horn but my Cult of the Lamb stockings come out so rad :3
#cultofthelamb #christmasstocking
(yes this is also a marketing post stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com 10% off and 2 weeks left to order for this Christmas xoxo)
#cultofthelamb #christmasstocking
(yes this is also a marketing post stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com 10% off and 2 weeks left to order for this Christmas xoxo)
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Not to toot my own horn but my Cult of the Lamb stockings come out so rad :3
#cultofthelamb #christmasstocking
(yes this is also a marketing post stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com 10% off and 2 weeks left to order for this Christmas xoxo)
#cultofthelamb #christmasstocking
(yes this is also a marketing post stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com 10% off and 2 weeks left to order for this Christmas xoxo)
We had to put a bottle of alcohol back in Tesco bc I didn't have ID, and we both needed it as we went in together. I'm 32.
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
We had to put a bottle of alcohol back in Tesco bc I didn't have ID, and we both needed it as we went in together. I'm 32.
Woke Nativity with 3 Wise Thems and the donkey that Mary and Joseph ride in on is a Furry, also the rest of the farm animals are Furries, the star is a sequined Drag Queen, the Angel Gabriel is played by Belfast's Drag Ride, Ross
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Woke Nativity with 3 Wise Thems and the donkey that Mary and Joseph ride in on is a Furry, also the rest of the farm animals are Furries, the star is a sequined Drag Queen, the Angel Gabriel is played by Belfast's Drag Ride, Ross
stabbed a needle under my nail while I was sewing, going to scream cry and throw up for the rest of the day
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
stabbed a needle under my nail while I was sewing, going to scream cry and throw up for the rest of the day
tonight's crafting session is brought to you by cinnamon rolls and watching Goodfellas for the millionth time
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
tonight's crafting session is brought to you by cinnamon rolls and watching Goodfellas for the millionth time
okay so I'm making a dnd character who's a top tier bullshitter and need dumb trivia for them to go on tangents about, so far I have
- The Great Gryphon Strikes on spires one and two caused the creation of The Erotic Adventures of Grey, the Brute
- The Great Gryphon Strikes on spires one and two caused the creation of The Erotic Adventures of Grey, the Brute
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
okay so I'm making a dnd character who's a top tier bullshitter and need dumb trivia for them to go on tangents about, so far I have
- The Great Gryphon Strikes on spires one and two caused the creation of The Erotic Adventures of Grey, the Brute
- The Great Gryphon Strikes on spires one and two caused the creation of The Erotic Adventures of Grey, the Brute