We duel to the death

'Nah fuck Keir Starmer, Netanyahu’s bitch and genocide armer, Better off as compost for farmers.'

oh no, slain by a beautiful muscular woman with a big sword, make sure they don't speak of it in great detail at my funeral and around tavern tables for years after

if you get a sword, can I get a bat'leth? 👉👈

he's grand for delivering, it's whenever I book to have parcels collected he picks and chooses when he can be arsed to take them, there was also the farting on the door incident. my theories are he hates how often I book collections or it's been since we put out a Pride gnome his attitude changed

There's a white wig in my craft stores in the reptile room, we can totally workshop the fit tomorrow when we go through the clothes to hang them

to paraphrase Miley Cyrus, 'Zee Smith specifically has had the best of both worlds'

I got lucky that the ability is in the icy veins build bc they can pry my tentacles from my cold, shadowy holes

of course! they get my best Wealwell impression

sickness and scurvy? I think NOT