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My half-orc fighter has a younger sister who's an investigator. They both have the One Hundred Victories tattoo.
Hamilton looks at King George and says "I.. am Hamilton!" and then he snaps his fingers and the Redcoats turn to dust.
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Hamilton looks at King George and says "I.. am Hamilton!" and then he snaps his fingers and the Redcoats turn to dust.
The Trojan horse was probably full of farts.
August 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
The Trojan horse was probably full of farts.
I bought some dishwashing gloves because my hands were getting dried out from washing my hands so frequently. I finish the dishes. Take the gloves off. Oh now my hands smell like rubber. Better wash my hands!
August 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I bought some dishwashing gloves because my hands were getting dried out from washing my hands so frequently. I finish the dishes. Take the gloves off. Oh now my hands smell like rubber. Better wash my hands!
Aunty Donna is so fucking funny... And they feel like they're not just professionally funny, but they're all the funny friend in their personal lives.
August 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Aunty Donna is so fucking funny... And they feel like they're not just professionally funny, but they're all the funny friend in their personal lives.
My sister moved for school and while our tooth fairy age nephew took it well, when he was getting his last hug in, he cutely begged "stayyy 🙁"
And then the next day, he told some family "I had an emotional night." 😭
And then the next day, he told some family "I had an emotional night." 😭
July 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
My sister moved for school and while our tooth fairy age nephew took it well, when he was getting his last hug in, he cutely begged "stayyy 🙁"
And then the next day, he told some family "I had an emotional night." 😭
And then the next day, he told some family "I had an emotional night." 😭
Almost a year into my EdD. I think I got this.
July 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Almost a year into my EdD. I think I got this.
Done with teaching summer school and had big lunch now time for big nap.
June 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Done with teaching summer school and had big lunch now time for big nap.
Me to the tune of Guantanamera: 🗣️🎙️🎶 big cuppa sodaaaaa 🎶
June 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Me to the tune of Guantanamera: 🗣️🎙️🎶 big cuppa sodaaaaa 🎶
$50+ for two pizzas, you got me fucked up. Like bro. Where the pepperonis from? Mars?
June 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
$50+ for two pizzas, you got me fucked up. Like bro. Where the pepperonis from? Mars?
I feel like I can't have computers in my classroom this coming school year. Cheating with AI is so rampant.
June 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I feel like I can't have computers in my classroom this coming school year. Cheating with AI is so rampant.
(pairing socks) "If all these socks are the same, why am I pairing them?"
(wheels turning) "They're all the same, so I don't have to pair them."
I paired them. But maybe I'll go get some drawer organizers and have some SAME SOCK ZONES.
(wheels turning) "They're all the same, so I don't have to pair them."
I paired them. But maybe I'll go get some drawer organizers and have some SAME SOCK ZONES.
May 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
(pairing socks) "If all these socks are the same, why am I pairing them?"
(wheels turning) "They're all the same, so I don't have to pair them."
I paired them. But maybe I'll go get some drawer organizers and have some SAME SOCK ZONES.
(wheels turning) "They're all the same, so I don't have to pair them."
I paired them. But maybe I'll go get some drawer organizers and have some SAME SOCK ZONES.
I was elected department chair 🥺
I'm no stranger to leadership, but the position is new to me.
I'm no stranger to leadership, but the position is new to me.
May 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I was elected department chair 🥺
I'm no stranger to leadership, but the position is new to me.
I'm no stranger to leadership, but the position is new to me.
I saw a friend for a drink and now I'm gonna eat Burger King and watch Invincible by myself as a reward for being such a social butterfly.
March 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I saw a friend for a drink and now I'm gonna eat Burger King and watch Invincible by myself as a reward for being such a social butterfly.
What martial arts can I learn that enables me specifically to kneecap a Boston Dynamics robot?
March 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
What martial arts can I learn that enables me specifically to kneecap a Boston Dynamics robot?
Getting a stupid massage for my stupid mental health.
February 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Getting a stupid massage for my stupid mental health.
Keke Palmer please marry me
February 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Keke Palmer please marry me
I use DeltaMath in my classroom and it tells me how long the students take solving their systems of equations for example. 11 seconds, Johnny? Hmmmmmm. Tomorrow, I'm telling them to stop Googling answers or I'll take the classroom back to 2005!
January 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I use DeltaMath in my classroom and it tells me how long the students take solving their systems of equations for example. 11 seconds, Johnny? Hmmmmmm. Tomorrow, I'm telling them to stop Googling answers or I'll take the classroom back to 2005!
I'm gonna be so relieved when I finish my doctorate program 😭
I'm gonna be so relieved when I finish my master's program.
October 20, 2024 at 9:44 PM
I'm gonna be so relieved when I finish my doctorate program 😭
If everything works out for me... house deposit inside of 2 years.
August 17, 2024 at 6:01 AM
If everything works out for me... house deposit inside of 2 years.
I'ma need y'all to go ahead and vote, no excuses.
July 16, 2024 at 2:33 AM
I'ma need y'all to go ahead and vote, no excuses.
Oh I just started Shrinking and I thought it was gonna be like a scifi thing about shrink rays but it's about psychologists.
June 30, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Oh I just started Shrinking and I thought it was gonna be like a scifi thing about shrink rays but it's about psychologists.
Uncle Phil, my favorite TV dad.
June 27, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Uncle Phil, my favorite TV dad.
The funniest people are the ones you gotta tell SHUT UP lol.
June 25, 2024 at 11:37 AM
The funniest people are the ones you gotta tell SHUT UP lol.
The way I would 100% advise a TTRPG club at my school if I knew any kids were interested...
May 1, 2024 at 10:10 AM
The way I would 100% advise a TTRPG club at my school if I knew any kids were interested...
I'm gonna be so relieved when I finish my master's program.
March 15, 2024 at 11:34 PM
I'm gonna be so relieved when I finish my master's program.