Krista Van Dolzer
@kristavandolzer.bsky.social
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Literary agent at @unteragency.bsky.social. Once (and future?) author. Friendly neighborhood introvert. (Opinions are, of course, my own, and you can also find me at kristavandolzer.wordpress.com)
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When fans of my alma mater's rival tweet factual inaccuracies or grammatical nonsense, I have a really hard time not weighing in. #ResistKristaResist
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Got an email about the Anthropic settlement this morning. If you're a traditionally published author whose book came out before 2023 (I think), you may be eligible to file a claim.

More information here: www.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com

And here: authorsguild.org/advocacy/art...
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Had to pass just now on multiple MG contemporaries that I thought had merit but would be too tricky to sell in the current market:(
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If athletes have good hand-eye coordination, do mimics have good ear-mouth coordination? #DeepThoughts
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Had a Shiny New Idea just now even though my last Shiny New Idea still needs to be revised...
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Best way to figure out what kinds of books I'm looking for? Scroll the books I read for fun: www.goodreads.com/review/list/...

(I don't solicit queries for adult fiction at this time, but I'd definitely consider YA titles with similar vibes!)
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My #FridayReads is Ann Liang's I HOPE THIS DOESN'T FIND YOU, which, like her other books, has been a fast-paced read so far! #mswl
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I'm sorry! On the scale of fun, querying falls somewhere between getting a root canal and going to your ex's wedding. I hope good news for you is just around the corner.
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Prediction: this Texas-Ohio State game will look a lot less important at the end of the season than it does right now.
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Do you know what a Hawaiian haystack is (hint: it's neither Hawaiian nor a haystack), and if so, where did you grow up?
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The #HolyWar will always be my favorite college football rivalry, but #Farmageddon is, without question, the best rivalry name.
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Hot take: cake doughnuts are inferior to both cake and doughnuts. Give me cake or give me doughnuts, but don't try to give me both.
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I've been a loyal Sling customer for years (well, for college football seasons), but their prices have gone up (again), and @espn.com just launched their new (cheaper) streaming service. Someone needs to tell them how the law of supply and demand works.
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Make thousands of pumpkin pies? :)
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Put it on display at the state fair and win a blue ribbon!
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Things I learned last week at the Iowa State Fair:

*Not all lemonade shakeups are created equal
*You can grow a 1,400-pound pumpkin in Iowa's amazing soil
*A bucket of Barksdale's cookies may not be enough for 8
Reposted by Krista Van Dolzer
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My #FridayReads is @lizified.bsky.social's voice-y revision of her illustrated MG science fantasy, which I can't wait to share with editors next month!
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My #FridayReads is Ron Chernow's MARK TWAIN. My favorite Mark Twain quote so far: "Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."

What are you reading today?
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Has anyone else seen #PastLives?! Now available on Netflix, it's a beautiful depiction of first love, thirty-something life, and the immigrant experience that I highly recommend.
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Finally saw K-Pop Demon Hunters, and though it's not *quite* as good as the Spider-Verse movies (which are perfect, no arguments), it's still #mswl.