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Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Feb 27

Over the years, I’ve posted this on different sites, but it never felt more necessary than it does right here, right now.

Paraphrasing a Superman… There’s a right and a wrong in The Universe, and that distinction isn’t hard to make, unless you're a piece of shit.

If you are, you already know. 😏

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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 23d

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Bad Atheist @badatheist.bsky.social · Sep 25

A weapon of mass delusion.

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Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 25

Y’all have a peaceful Thoughtful Thursday.

#AnnieLennox #AnnieLennoxRetrospective

Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 25

I mean, everybody’s looking for something…special, aren’t they? Part of me thinks I should just dive right the fuck in, and who I am to disagree with myself? Soon. Very soon. For now, I’m gonna hold my head up and keep my head up, ‘til I’m ready to get on with the moving on of it all.

Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 25

This right here is what sweet dreams are made of. It arrived Tuesday, and I haven’t taken the plastic off yet. I’m dying to bust it open, but just like traveling the world and the seven seas, there’s only gonna be one first time, and I want this first time to be…I don’t know.

Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 25

She does, but only when she takes matters into her own hands. 😜

Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 25

Matador. Predator. There's a similar rhythm there, so it's obviously a misheard kinda thing.

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ASTRA ZERO @astrazero.bsky.social · Sep 25

If you like Slutty Gay Stuff, Equality, bands like Nine Inch Nails & Pop & 90s grunge music, you might like my New EP: ROTTEN 👹🖤 music.astrazero.com/Rotten

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Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 24

So, when THEY make a joke, it's just a joke. But when WE make a joke, it's a declaration of war? 🤨

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Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 24

I know that smell, and it's better than anything you're ever gonna find in a cologne bottle.

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Craig Calhoun @craigjcalhoun.bsky.social · Sep 4

#throwbackthursday with a two page spread from my book "dis-similarities" [4] which is available at the link below.

www.blurb.com/b/11722083-d...

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Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 24

I've never felt closer to Garfield.

BigDaddyLover @lindell1963.bsky.social · Sep 24

😆 🤣 😂

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Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 24

I just can't take this dude seriously. He's like the littlest kid at the little kid table talking over all the other little kids. Someone pat him on the head, tell him he's a big boy...get him to shut the fuck up.

Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 24

Yeah, it’s Wednesday, and I hope all y’all are having a humpful one, but my cock’s craving cock today. Don’t get me wrong, my cock thinks asses are awesome, but always the contrarian, he wants to press and pound penis on this Hump Day, not pucker. Thus beginneth the cock hunt.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 24

Newsom: "I fear that we will not have an election in 2028 -- I really mean that in the core of my soul -- unless we wake up to the code red, what's happening in this country, and we wake up soberly to how serious this moment is."

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Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 24

The Goods Unite Us app can help make that decision.

Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 24

Whatever “Ramblestiltskin” says, do the opposite.

Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 24

Hopefully, Disney’s learned, and will take John Oliver’s “Fuck you! Make me!” advice.

Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 24

Ramblestiltskin?! 🤣

Fucking awesome!

Thanks, @jimmykimmel.com.

Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 24

a woman is sitting in front of a sign that says `` girl bye '' and making a funny face .

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Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 23

I hope the rapture does come today. I don’t expect to get sucked up, and I’m cool with it. Just really looking forward to witnessing a shitload of folk learning how shitty they actually are in real time - seeing all those devastating self-realizations and spiritual deflations… Gonna be delicious.

Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 23

Folk don’t get taken naked?! Raised Catholic, don’t ever recall them talking specifics, but I always had in my head that rapture = nudity. Well, if eternity outfit is a thing, I gotta go find my “I Love Sucking Dick With My Butthole” T-shirt.

Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 22

Tomorrow! Quick! What are y’all wearing to the rapture?

Mister Kristopher @kristurbia.bsky.social · Sep 22

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · Sep 22

Who the hell scheduled the Rapture before the new Wicked movie comes out? This is some bullshit.

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