Kristybobisty
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I’m mad as hell and I’m going to be forced to take it for a lot longer.
Since we'll never know the true reason- let's guess. Do we think border patrol is leaving Chicago because:
A) their own cruelty caught them off guard & they're quitting?
B) Chicago in the winter is pretty damn cold
C) they didn't count on the people pushing back as much as they did & it's too much
A) their own cruelty caught them off guard & they're quitting?
B) Chicago in the winter is pretty damn cold
C) they didn't count on the people pushing back as much as they did & it's too much
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Since we'll never know the true reason- let's guess. Do we think border patrol is leaving Chicago because:
A) their own cruelty caught them off guard & they're quitting?
B) Chicago in the winter is pretty damn cold
C) they didn't count on the people pushing back as much as they did & it's too much
A) their own cruelty caught them off guard & they're quitting?
B) Chicago in the winter is pretty damn cold
C) they didn't count on the people pushing back as much as they did & it's too much
Menopause brain just caused me to call it "dry erase shampoo".
Doing great, everything's fine 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Doing great, everything's fine 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Menopause brain just caused me to call it "dry erase shampoo".
Doing great, everything's fine 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Doing great, everything's fine 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Here's a security camera photo of me shoveling for the dogs this morning in SE Wisconsin. Three miles in any direction not a flake of snow.
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Here's a security camera photo of me shoveling for the dogs this morning in SE Wisconsin. Three miles in any direction not a flake of snow.
So I decided to start looking like a pretty polished woman again. There I am at the salon....
Tech: HEY BECKY WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID A FULL SET OF PINK & WHITES W/A ROUNDED SQUARE?!?!😆🤪 like TEN YEARS???
Becky from way off in the distance:....ohhh myyy gahhhhd
Umm
Tech: HEY BECKY WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID A FULL SET OF PINK & WHITES W/A ROUNDED SQUARE?!?!😆🤪 like TEN YEARS???
Becky from way off in the distance:....ohhh myyy gahhhhd
Umm
a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
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November 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
So I decided to start looking like a pretty polished woman again. There I am at the salon....
Tech: HEY BECKY WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID A FULL SET OF PINK & WHITES W/A ROUNDED SQUARE?!?!😆🤪 like TEN YEARS???
Becky from way off in the distance:....ohhh myyy gahhhhd
Umm
Tech: HEY BECKY WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID A FULL SET OF PINK & WHITES W/A ROUNDED SQUARE?!?!😆🤪 like TEN YEARS???
Becky from way off in the distance:....ohhh myyy gahhhhd
Umm
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
What have I been telling you since February?
They need to do the David and Victoria Beckham meme with this.
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
What have I been telling you since February?
Sometimes life is ok. Sometimes you text your boss something meant for the person you're shagging. 
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Sometimes life is ok. Sometimes you text your boss something meant for the person you're shagging. 
I wonder if Danny McBride fashioned his Righteous Gemstones character after Conway Twitty, 'cause....
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I wonder if Danny McBride fashioned his Righteous Gemstones character after Conway Twitty, 'cause....
Does anyone remember a 1990's British candid prank show...where the guy would go to public places to have his cell phone ring & then he yells HELLOOOO at the top of his lungs & scares the 💩 out of everyone? What was the name of that show? I never have any luck looking it up
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Does anyone remember a 1990's British candid prank show...where the guy would go to public places to have his cell phone ring & then he yells HELLOOOO at the top of his lungs & scares the 💩 out of everyone? What was the name of that show? I never have any luck looking it up
"I'm not a woman, I'm not a man, I am something that you'll never understand..."
Oh Prince, if you'd only lived a little longer we could've called you non-binary. We DO comprehend it now 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Oh Prince, if you'd only lived a little longer we could've called you non-binary. We DO comprehend it now 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
November 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"I'm not a woman, I'm not a man, I am something that you'll never understand..."
Oh Prince, if you'd only lived a little longer we could've called you non-binary. We DO comprehend it now 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Oh Prince, if you'd only lived a little longer we could've called you non-binary. We DO comprehend it now 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
They spent your SNAP money in July for that dumbass "parade". They're spending your SNAP money on the ballroom, on ICE, on pardons.....
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
They spent your SNAP money in July for that dumbass "parade". They're spending your SNAP money on the ballroom, on ICE, on pardons.....
Are we to infer that the 🍊💩 has actually read The Great Gatsby??? 😂🤣
November 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Are we to infer that the 🍊💩 has actually read The Great Gatsby??? 😂🤣
This bitch has a lot of nerve asking for money
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This bitch has a lot of nerve asking for money
🤮 whoop there it is. Meet the newest & possibly shortest-lived-in-her-usefulness, upholder of the fascist right-wing patriarchy. She'll miss the spotlight when it's gone in a few minutes
October 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
🤮 whoop there it is. Meet the newest & possibly shortest-lived-in-her-usefulness, upholder of the fascist right-wing patriarchy. She'll miss the spotlight when it's gone in a few minutes
My childhood trauma has made me a master of customer service 🥇
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My childhood trauma has made me a master of customer service 🥇
I wish everyone would learn the goddamn Rules of the Road
October 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I wish everyone would learn the goddamn Rules of the Road
It's the little things... the office cleaning lady showed up with a star sticker on the tip of her nose, and she's completely adorable. It's those tiny bright spots in a cruel world
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It's the little things... the office cleaning lady showed up with a star sticker on the tip of her nose, and she's completely adorable. It's those tiny bright spots in a cruel world
Is it irony? What's the word for "hirsute" sounding like "hair suit"
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Is it irony? What's the word for "hirsute" sounding like "hair suit"
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Lights are on but nobody is home.
We have a broken Roomba for President.
We have a broken Roomba for President.
October 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Lights are on but nobody is home.
We have a broken Roomba for President.
We have a broken Roomba for President.
I'm going to write a parody song of Miriam Makeba's huge classic hit. It's going to be about my favorite dinner & it will be called Pasta Pasta.
October 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm going to write a parody song of Miriam Makeba's huge classic hit. It's going to be about my favorite dinner & it will be called Pasta Pasta.
If we don't have a government- what are we paying taxes for?
October 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If we don't have a government- what are we paying taxes for?
I'm going to write a parody song of the popular CCR tune. It's going to be about gut health. I'm going to call it Born on the Biome
booorrrrrrrn on the biiiiiyome!
booorrrrrrrn on the biiiiiyome!
October 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I'm going to write a parody song of the popular CCR tune. It's going to be about gut health. I'm going to call it Born on the Biome
booorrrrrrrn on the biiiiiyome!
booorrrrrrrn on the biiiiiyome!
Remember when people were venomously unhinged about the new seat belt laws? And no smoking laws? Awfully quiet about the east wing up here
October 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Remember when people were venomously unhinged about the new seat belt laws? And no smoking laws? Awfully quiet about the east wing up here
Can someone do a non-AI photoshop of the destroyed east wing w/ a khaki green tarp over it that says "I don't care do you?"
October 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Can someone do a non-AI photoshop of the destroyed east wing w/ a khaki green tarp over it that says "I don't care do you?"
I just spoke to this person on the phone who correctly asked for me by name. Then immediately sent this email
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I just spoke to this person on the phone who correctly asked for me by name. Then immediately sent this email