Kristybobisty
@kristybobisty.bsky.social
I’m mad as hell and I’m going to be forced to take it for a lot longer.
Here's a security camera photo of me shoveling for the dogs this morning in SE Wisconsin. Three miles in any direction not a flake of snow.
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Here's a security camera photo of me shoveling for the dogs this morning in SE Wisconsin. Three miles in any direction not a flake of snow.
I wonder if Danny McBride fashioned his Righteous Gemstones character after Conway Twitty, 'cause....
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I wonder if Danny McBride fashioned his Righteous Gemstones character after Conway Twitty, 'cause....
This bitch has a lot of nerve asking for money
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This bitch has a lot of nerve asking for money
🤮 whoop there it is. Meet the newest & possibly shortest-lived-in-her-usefulness, upholder of the fascist right-wing patriarchy. She'll miss the spotlight when it's gone in a few minutes
October 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
🤮 whoop there it is. Meet the newest & possibly shortest-lived-in-her-usefulness, upholder of the fascist right-wing patriarchy. She'll miss the spotlight when it's gone in a few minutes
I just spoke to this person on the phone who correctly asked for me by name. Then immediately sent this email
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I just spoke to this person on the phone who correctly asked for me by name. Then immediately sent this email
You're seeing all these collections of photos from all over the country and the world. Take just one of these photos. Imagine that many people showing up to the ⚪️🏠. As long as they're not on his front lawn, he doesn't care. He's going to say the shittiest things & ratchet it up bc he's embarrassed
October 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
You're seeing all these collections of photos from all over the country and the world. Take just one of these photos. Imagine that many people showing up to the ⚪️🏠. As long as they're not on his front lawn, he doesn't care. He's going to say the shittiest things & ratchet it up bc he's embarrassed
I'm telling my grandkids that this was Donald trump
October 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I'm telling my grandkids that this was Donald trump
If you put this wig on Stephen Miller...
October 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
If you put this wig on Stephen Miller...
Re: stroke rumors. You can tell he's trying to compensate for the droop. You can see that the muscles on only one side are engaged. The other side is smooth. This photo is from the digitally enhanced photo of him without the orange muck
October 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Re: stroke rumors. You can tell he's trying to compensate for the droop. You can see that the muscles on only one side are engaged. The other side is smooth. This photo is from the digitally enhanced photo of him without the orange muck
Being that my house is for sale, I didn't do any gardening this year. I can't wait to get planting again. Lookit this gorgeous flower I grew last year. This photo is unfiltered except that I upped the sharpness so you can see the detail
October 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Being that my house is for sale, I didn't do any gardening this year. I can't wait to get planting again. Lookit this gorgeous flower I grew last year. This photo is unfiltered except that I upped the sharpness so you can see the detail
If you hit pause in all the right spots, you can tell where this angry drunk gorilla thought he'd get thunderous applause. But instead got 🦗🦗🦗. Look at that condescending smirk
September 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If you hit pause in all the right spots, you can tell where this angry drunk gorilla thought he'd get thunderous applause. But instead got 🦗🦗🦗. Look at that condescending smirk
Dog #3 Sherman. He's the baby & has total 3rd child energy. iykyk. This is my favorite photo of him because it reminds me of a little kid who can't smile normal for a school photo. He's the love of my life
September 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Dog #3 Sherman. He's the baby & has total 3rd child energy. iykyk. This is my favorite photo of him because it reminds me of a little kid who can't smile normal for a school photo. He's the love of my life
Dog #1 Tuula. She's always watching, Wazowski. Aaaaaalways watching
September 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Dog #1 Tuula. She's always watching, Wazowski. Aaaaaalways watching
Dog #2... Oiva. He's an absolute nerd with a lot of anxiety. But he loves snuggling next to me. Sometimes he's super clumsy & can't catch a ball to save his life. But he means well
September 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Dog #2... Oiva. He's an absolute nerd with a lot of anxiety. But he loves snuggling next to me. Sometimes he's super clumsy & can't catch a ball to save his life. But he means well
Lately I've been re-falling in love with Andy Gibb's "I Just Want to Be Your Everything". Every molecule of this song was well done. And it's just now occurring to me where my deep love of hairy chests comes from. #GenXknows #GenXnotes
youtu.be/n-EJQ9kjZ84?...
youtu.be/n-EJQ9kjZ84?...
September 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Lately I've been re-falling in love with Andy Gibb's "I Just Want to Be Your Everything". Every molecule of this song was well done. And it's just now occurring to me where my deep love of hairy chests comes from. #GenXknows #GenXnotes
youtu.be/n-EJQ9kjZ84?...
youtu.be/n-EJQ9kjZ84?...
What is happening here? Big bug had little bug butt to butt. Big bug detached 4 wings from itself. Big bug keeps trying to get little bug off. (It eventually did)... what freakshow did I just witness?
September 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
What is happening here? Big bug had little bug butt to butt. Big bug detached 4 wings from itself. Big bug keeps trying to get little bug off. (It eventually did)... what freakshow did I just witness?
September 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Just finished this blanket
September 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Just finished this blanket
Why is it always the dumbest people telling everyone how wrong and dumb everything is? How can so many people lack so deeply in self-awareness?
September 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Why is it always the dumbest people telling everyone how wrong and dumb everything is? How can so many people lack so deeply in self-awareness?
The other day I was having a real spazzy moment & I said to myself "girl you worked hard for that inner peace, give it back to yourself"
September 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The other day I was having a real spazzy moment & I said to myself "girl you worked hard for that inner peace, give it back to yourself"
Finished another one. It's up for grabs
September 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Finished another one. It's up for grabs
I made it look more authentic
August 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I made it look more authentic
Yesterday in traffic, a lady yelled through my open backseat window, asking what breed Sherman is. He's pure cute ma'am. No you're not stealing him. (Cavalier king/pekingese mix)
August 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Yesterday in traffic, a lady yelled through my open backseat window, asking what breed Sherman is. He's pure cute ma'am. No you're not stealing him. (Cavalier king/pekingese mix)
Look at this sweet, innocent baby face. I caught him trying to snack on the back half of a dead rabbit I found in the yard this morning. 🤢🤮
July 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Look at this sweet, innocent baby face. I caught him trying to snack on the back half of a dead rabbit I found in the yard this morning. 🤢🤮