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Keith Schweigert
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I used to be a writer, but I guess (sigh) I'm a content producer now. Rarely serious.
1. Creed
2. Florida Georgia Line and basically every mainstream country music band post-Hee Haw
3. Nickelback
4. Ted Nugent
5. Kid Rock
Billy Joel
Bruce Springsteen
Dave Matthews
Modern country music
All white reggae bands
I want five bands you can't fucking stand

1. U2
2. R.E.M.
3. Megadeth
4. Imagine Dragons
5. Kiss
February 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I have long since talked myself into Mannion/Grizzard, but I still can't believe the Eagles had the chance to hire a guy named Jom Bob Cooter and they PASSED on it.
January 31, 2026 at 1:39 PM
King Grizzard and the Lizard Wizard got hired by the Eagles? Am I reading this right?
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January 30, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Day 1:
January 30, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Always a pleasure to meet the next ex-Eagles' offensive coordinator
January 29, 2026 at 10:47 PM
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits...

I'M UP 15 POINTS!!!!!
January 27, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I hate both teams but I hate #refball even more
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
This game is so mid the halftime score should be 6-7
January 25, 2026 at 9:34 PM
You guys remember when listening to Tony Romo didn't make you want to smash yourself in the face with a blunt object?
January 25, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Big Dick Stid?
January 25, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Carson Beck is gonna make one heck of a 3rd-string quarterback on Sundays
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
The better team won. Deal with it, U fans
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Carson Beck still looks oddly confident
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January 20, 2026 at 4:02 AM
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright
FERNANDO
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January 20, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Reposted by Keith Schweigert
Canes right now...
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
That was some superhero shit right there
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
This game is 100% gonna turn on a tricky tack call against Indiana after Miami has basically gotten away with murder all night
January 20, 2026 at 3:32 AM
"SIT ON IT, BUCKO!" -- Sean McDermott this morning, probably
January 19, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Damn that motherfucker just DESTROYED the National Anthem
January 18, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Almost every team I've rooted for in the playoffs has lost so I hesitate to say this but...go Bears
January 18, 2026 at 11:32 PM
The Broncos must be feeling pretty great about next week, backup QB and all
January 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Let's check in with Demeco Ryans
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January 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Prediction: This is going to be one of the worst Super Bowls of all time, no matter who gets there
January 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Ditto for Drake Maye
Anyone who had CJ Stroud ahead of Jalen Hurts in their quarterback rankings should have their fingers crushed and their larynxes removed so they can no longer share their horrible takes with the world.
January 18, 2026 at 10:14 PM
CJ Stroud and Drake Maye are having a mid-off
January 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM