Kuntie Plopkins
@kuntieplopkins.bsky.social
Hider of Daily Mails
Old bag, mainly on Threads
No Parmesán! ✊️
SHOVE YOUR CHLORINATED CHICKEN UP YOUR CHLORINATED BUM!
Thrown out of the Brownies for "subversion"
C/W: may contain politics
Same birthday as #craftywank & Prince George (diff year obvs)
Old bag, mainly on Threads
No Parmesán! ✊️
SHOVE YOUR CHLORINATED CHICKEN UP YOUR CHLORINATED BUM!
Thrown out of the Brownies for "subversion"
C/W: may contain politics
Same birthday as #craftywank & Prince George (diff year obvs)
Pinned
He never really got over the break up with Heidi Klum did he?
You clearly haven't been tuning in to the BBC over the last week
Of course not. The news cycle has moved on. That's how news works. I'm constantly amazed by how few people seem to understand news despite living with it for a lifetime. Or perhaps it's about people choosing not to understand news when it suits them.
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You clearly haven't been tuning in to the BBC over the last week
Just watched Vic Derbyshire absolutely BURN some republican tosspot who was attempting to justify Trump's behaviour towards Venezuela. Funniest thing I've seen in ages and made my day. #newsnight
Thank you @vicderbyshire.bsky.social 🙏
Thank you @vicderbyshire.bsky.social 🙏
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Just watched Vic Derbyshire absolutely BURN some republican tosspot who was attempting to justify Trump's behaviour towards Venezuela. Funniest thing I've seen in ages and made my day. #newsnight
Thank you @vicderbyshire.bsky.social 🙏
Thank you @vicderbyshire.bsky.social 🙏
Just bought myself an Anton Berg chocolate liqueurs advent calendar which is classed as a healthy nutritional supplement if I'm not mistaken
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just bought myself an Anton Berg chocolate liqueurs advent calendar which is classed as a healthy nutritional supplement if I'm not mistaken
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It's decided.
Europe is closing the tap on Russian fossil fuels once and for all.
Energy independence starts now.
→ link.europa.eu/tykVJf
Europe is closing the tap on Russian fossil fuels once and for all.
Energy independence starts now.
→ link.europa.eu/tykVJf
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It's decided.
Europe is closing the tap on Russian fossil fuels once and for all.
Energy independence starts now.
→ link.europa.eu/tykVJf
Europe is closing the tap on Russian fossil fuels once and for all.
Energy independence starts now.
→ link.europa.eu/tykVJf
I think some must have gone wrong at the BBC this morning - absolutely no mention of Rachel Reeves or the OBR....... 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I think some must have gone wrong at the BBC this morning - absolutely no mention of Rachel Reeves or the OBR....... 🤔
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Cocktober was right there.
COCKTOBER!
COCKTOBER!
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Cocktober was right there.
COCKTOBER!
COCKTOBER!
Dear lord, can somebody please dig up some shit on Chris Mason - I know he's boring af but there must be something!
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Dear lord, can somebody please dig up some shit on Chris Mason - I know he's boring af but there must be something!
Breaking news: rumours are just coming in that Rachel Reeves put some recyclable items in the refuse bin in 2021.
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Breaking news: rumours are just coming in that Rachel Reeves put some recyclable items in the refuse bin in 2021.
One man, hundreds of thousands of lives cut short/ ruined.
Pretty sure it would all stop if someone could take him out,
Pretty sure it would all stop if someone could take him out,
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
One man, hundreds of thousands of lives cut short/ ruined.
Pretty sure it would all stop if someone could take him out,
Pretty sure it would all stop if someone could take him out,
Real hoping that Chris Mason has a sock acc on bluesky and vanity searches his name.
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Real hoping that Chris Mason has a sock acc on bluesky and vanity searches his name.
Reform aiming to have enough MPs for a 2026 naked calendar - Jonathan Gullis would make a great Mr December
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December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Reform aiming to have enough MPs for a 2026 naked calendar - Jonathan Gullis would make a great Mr December
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Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.
How many days have we had to put up with Chris Snivelling Mason pontificating about the budget?
Someone should try pouring salt on him.
Someone should try pouring salt on him.
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
How many days have we had to put up with Chris Snivelling Mason pontificating about the budget?
Someone should try pouring salt on him.
Someone should try pouring salt on him.
Eagerly awaiting Chris Mason owning his "error of judgement" & subsequent apology to Rachel Reeves.
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Eagerly awaiting Chris Mason owning his "error of judgement" & subsequent apology to Rachel Reeves.
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🚨Some personal news.
I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.
A profile of Jonathan Gullis.
"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.
A profile of Jonathan Gullis.
"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
Jonathan Gullis, The Seagull's Lament
A New Yorker Profile
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
🚨Some personal news.
I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.
A profile of Jonathan Gullis.
"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.
A profile of Jonathan Gullis.
"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
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Oh my God, seems like have I got this terribly wrong, I thought they were there to ensure my dick was completely free of dribble
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Oh my God, seems like have I got this terribly wrong, I thought they were there to ensure my dick was completely free of dribble
Bit of a weird one but does anyone else find it almost impossible to get those hand dryers (the ones u wave your hands around under) to work? I spend ages waving my hands about to no avail, someone else comes along & they work immediately. Not sure what I'm doing wrong but it's always been an issue
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Bit of a weird one but does anyone else find it almost impossible to get those hand dryers (the ones u wave your hands around under) to work? I spend ages waving my hands about to no avail, someone else comes along & they work immediately. Not sure what I'm doing wrong but it's always been an issue
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I don’t recall as much fuss when the Tories were caught actually lying about their final Budget and keeping the truth from the OBR. What became of this investigation? www.theguardian.com/business/202....
Treasury may have broken law by failing to reveal £9.5bn spend in Tory budget, MPs told
Head of OBR says spending commitment would have ‘materially changed’ its forecast on Jeremy Hunt’s pre-election budget
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don’t recall as much fuss when the Tories were caught actually lying about their final Budget and keeping the truth from the OBR. What became of this investigation? www.theguardian.com/business/202....
Kuntie Plopkins: Why, in my judgement, Chris Mason is a massive Tory Clungeferret
BBC News - Chris Mason: Why, in my judgement, Reeves was misleading on one specific point - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Chris Mason: Why, in my judgement, Reeves was misleading on one specific point - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Chris Mason: Why, in my judgement, Reeves was misleading on one specific point
The Chancellor chose not to share some information on tax receipts in an unusual press conference, given before the Budget.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Kuntie Plopkins: Why, in my judgement, Chris Mason is a massive Tory Clungeferret
BBC News - Chris Mason: Why, in my judgement, Reeves was misleading on one specific point - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Chris Mason: Why, in my judgement, Reeves was misleading on one specific point - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Only 2 months since they did the same thing to Angela Rayner.
There's a pattern here & it stinks like a fishmarket in late August
There's a pattern here & it stinks like a fishmarket in late August
Funny how Fartage is normally all over the fckng media like a rash but when he's completely demolished during a US congressional hearing it's all about Angela Rayner
December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Only 2 months since they did the same thing to Angela Rayner.
There's a pattern here & it stinks like a fishmarket in late August
There's a pattern here & it stinks like a fishmarket in late August
Omg I forgot - did anyone watch The Age of Uncertainty last night on BBC4? I was riveted - as much by these prominent individuals, often from opposing sides, from the 1970s chatting in a relaxed way as by the content of what they were saying. Jack Jones, Ted Heath, Shirley Williams, Kissinger.
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Omg I forgot - did anyone watch The Age of Uncertainty last night on BBC4? I was riveted - as much by these prominent individuals, often from opposing sides, from the 1970s chatting in a relaxed way as by the content of what they were saying. Jack Jones, Ted Heath, Shirley Williams, Kissinger.
Anyone else noticed how Chris Mason labels anyone who voices an opinion that's vaguely to the left of his (98% population I'm guessing) an "activist"
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Anyone else noticed how Chris Mason labels anyone who voices an opinion that's vaguely to the left of his (98% population I'm guessing) an "activist"
Whatever happened to Leveson 2? Chris Mason, Kuntsberg et al now completely out of control & Reform continue to be given a disproportionate amount of air time. This will continue until the BBC board is dismantled
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Whatever happened to Leveson 2? Chris Mason, Kuntsberg et al now completely out of control & Reform continue to be given a disproportionate amount of air time. This will continue until the BBC board is dismantled