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Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione

@kwh561.bsky.social

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Birdsite since 2007, undefeated Yes I'm literally the guy who did the thing to the other guy in New York City

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Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.bsky.social · Dec 9

Itsa me, Luigi

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Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.bsky.social · 19m

do I have control of the board Alex?

DO I HAVE CONTROL OF THE BOARD

Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.bsky.social · 1h

what is freebase cocaine?

Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.bsky.social · 2h

why do you need to talk to your finance guy, it's a barstool, just move it

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Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.bsky.social · 2h

i must know if i will have lobster soon

Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.bsky.social · 2h

the funds were "handed"? is this some sort of new slang term the kids are using

Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.bsky.social · 3h

Who is the Bedroom Withdrawer?

Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.bsky.social · 4h

why woud you eat a painting

Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.bsky.social · 7h

I can't imagine anything I have aphantasia you insensitive clod

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Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.bsky.social · 7h

who is Benson?

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Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.bsky.social · 7h

holy shit, I honestly didn't clock that colin powell died or that this statement was made for real?

Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.bsky.social · 7h

it's a common misconception that vlad the impaler dipped his bread in the blood of his victims.

it was an olive oil/balsamic mix with herbs and just a little bit of childrens blood.

Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.bsky.social · 8h

the good news is that dick Cheney's black ichor has been transplanted into a slime mold. they are working on finding more evolved and compatible creatures and will endorse once a suitable host is found