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Geoff

@kwoade.bsky.social

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Labradors, beach, lakes, baking. Attempting more retweets. “Keep your fun away from essential wayfinding assets.” (Paul, 2023)

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 12h

Mika does the very best little screams 💛

(She is an absolute wimp. No dogs were harmed in the making of this scream.)

Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 12h

what dog

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 18h

0️⃣ days since last bike fatality

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 2d

Six perhaps.

a man holding a book in a park with the words i hope you find this useful below him

ALT: a man holding a book in a park with the words i hope you find this useful below him

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 2d

FAIRLY sure she isn’t ten actually so.

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 3d

Not that you can have it obvs.

Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 3d

Oh she really really wants you to want it.

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 4d

She’s about four degrees off barking at her own arse 💛

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 4d

Team lookout.

Need to work on my guard bark apparently.

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 4d

The absolute injustice of twoballs tink.

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 4d

Would anyone like a turn on manky seagull.

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 5d

Oh, completely! Felix and Lydia 😂

Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 6d

Hmm, in some areas?

Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 6d

Whilst tink appears supremely loyal, the small man is *in fact* the most effective acoustic barrier in the front room.

Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 6d

Dog squad.

Heard toast.

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 6d

Whilst dogs’ frilled lips are a superb adaptation to eating bones (apparently), things they cannot do include:
1. Blowing
2. Blowing raspberries
3. Whistling
4. Imitating fart noises for mutual entertainment
5. Eating toast crumbs off of elevated flat surfaces sideways.

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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 6d

Nancy always doubles back to say thank you for her treats

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 6d

Felix part swaddled her then Lydia finished the job (when it was apparent he had left some outdangling upper portions). Unusually, I am almost entirely uncomplicit in this!

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 7d

Hey siri show me the happiest dog in the known universe

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 7d

0️⃣ days since last bike fatality

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 7d

Anyone want some socks.

Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 8d

Has been fed.

Within the last 90 seconds if we’re looking for details.

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 8d

Your occasional reminder that Labradors are DOUBLE COATED, WATERPROOFED AND INSULATED and SELECTIVELY BRED from St John’s Water Dogs to RETRIEVE FISHING NETS from the SEMI-ARCTIC WATERS of Newfoundland & Labrador for fucksakes.

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 20d

SUPERBISCUIT!!! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️

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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 22d

Likewise yours! Hope he escaped the lizards!!!