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kwoade.bsky.social
Geoff
@kwoade.bsky.social
600 followers 360 following 1.1K posts
Labradors, beach, lakes, baking. Attempting more retweets. “Keep your fun away from essential wayfinding assets.” (Paul, 2023)
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 16m
FAIRLY sure she isn’t ten actually so.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 20h
Not that you can have it obvs.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 20h
Oh she really really wants you to want it.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 1d
She’s about four degrees off barking at her own arse 💛
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 1d
Team lookout.

Need to work on my guard bark apparently.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 1d
The absolute injustice of twoballs tink.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 1d
Would anyone like a turn on manky seagull.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 2d
Oh, completely! Felix and Lydia 😂
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 3d
Hmm, in some areas?
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 3d
Whilst tink appears supremely loyal, the small man is *in fact* the most effective acoustic barrier in the front room.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 3d
Dog squad.

Heard toast.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 3d
Whilst dogs’ frilled lips are a superb adaptation to eating bones (apparently), things they cannot do include:
1. Blowing
2. Blowing raspberries
3. Whistling
4. Imitating fart noises for mutual entertainment
5. Eating toast crumbs off of elevated flat surfaces sideways.
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 3d
Nancy always doubles back to say thank you for her treats
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 4d
Felix part swaddled her then Lydia finished the job (when it was apparent he had left some outdangling upper portions). Unusually, I am almost entirely uncomplicit in this!
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 4d
Hey siri show me the happiest dog in the known universe
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 4d
0️⃣ days since last bike fatality
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 4d
Anyone want some socks.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 5d
Has been fed.

Within the last 90 seconds if we’re looking for details.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 5d
Your occasional reminder that Labradors are DOUBLE COATED, WATERPROOFED AND INSULATED and SELECTIVELY BRED from St John’s Water Dogs to RETRIEVE FISHING NETS from the SEMI-ARCTIC WATERS of Newfoundland & Labrador for fucksakes.
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 17d
SUPERBISCUIT!!! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 19d
Likewise yours! Hope he escaped the lizards!!!
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 19d
All of mine have gone to war with brooms 😂
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 19d
Cheers! I am on board with that statement 😁😂
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 20d
Cheers, she is great fun! Live views…
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Geoff @kwoade.bsky.social · 20d
In a word, boing.
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