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Bimbogami★ @kyonshii.bsky.social · 1h

the real question is how many of those were done without sonar!

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 7h

"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."

molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 8h

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

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Touch-starved Beast @androidpeach.bsky.social · 6d

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1d

sapphling: sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

sapphling: You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

sapphling: *screenshot of tag that says
#crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didnt REALLY die and come back to life all those times*
no that part was real

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Insact @insact.bsky.social · 5d

ofelia

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

your fucking tax dollars and mine paid for a bunch of professional government trolls to have at least(!) one actual fucking meeting about how epic it would be to all join bluesky at the same time. people wrote fucking emails about this. from dot gov addresses

ceej @ceej.online · 1d

this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole

ceej @ceej.online · Jun 19

vance has got to be the most cucked vp of all time. absolutely no power, completely subservient to a sundowning blowhard and an unelected nazi sleaze, so bored of waiting around for grandpa to give him something to do that he’s organizing forum raids like goons dropping in on habbo hotel

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Catsukun - SHOP OPEN, COMMISSION WAITLIST OPEN @catsukun.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t play Genshin anymore but Shenhe is such a cutie

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Bimbogami★ @kyonshii.bsky.social · 4h

genuinely my favorite npc in the game im so obsessed with her

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🍂 beagle 🥧 @beagle.bsky.social · Aug 9

cuomo's campaign strategy, from what i can tell

mamdani: we should improve society somewhat
cuomo: yet i am a hypocrite sex pest! curious!

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tracey 🌱 @sheepskin.bsky.social · Feb 18

wine red

#art #ffxiv #peony🥀

peony, a xaela au ra, looks at the viewer with piercing gold eyes as she wipes a red smear from her lips

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Hyrinku @hyrinku.bsky.social · 2d

the final result of my N cosplay ✨
pic by @eosandy.bsky.social

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Bimbogami★ @kyonshii.bsky.social · 5h

I NEED TOMORROW TO COME NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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amo/アモ @zettonamo888.bsky.social · 7d

Mina
#deadlock

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Bimbogami★ @kyonshii.bsky.social · 1d

like YES they can save someone's life but if you don't know what you're doing you can easily kill yourself AND the person you're trying to save AND anyone else that might be touching the person you're using it on too like it's just so easy to fuck everything up. they're scary!!!

Bimbogami★ @kyonshii.bsky.social · 1d

on the topic of requiring defibs in every public space i kind of agree but also like... the issue is, as someone trained in cpr and AEDs, its just so SO easy to kill someone or even multiple people with one, that i just dont trust a random person to not create a disaster out of a medical emergency

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Bimbogami★ @kyonshii.bsky.social · 1d

emulating hijikata from gintama because i thought "huh, this pasta is kinda Lacking" and proceeded to just hit it with a bunch of japanese mayo and was like "aaaah much better" 😐👍

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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 2d

here's another one: defibrillators should be both required and subsidized in every public space. and yes I mean every one. my dad had to do CPR on a guy he knew at the gym for 15 minutes before the ambulance got there. they refused to get one even after that due to the expense. a man fucking died

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 2d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Piti Yindee @pitiyindee.bsky.social · 1d

🐺 ⋆｡‧˚ 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐯𝐬 𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐁! ˚‧｡⋆ 🐦

Let's have some 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗕 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗨𝗡 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝟮 (𝟭𝟮.𝟭𝟮.𝟮𝟱)! What could possibly go wrong, eh, Hank?! 🐦

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Alecto @alecto.bsky.social · 1d

Day 17 - Exhibitionist

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sylphy @sylphy.bsky.social · 1d

new sticker 📺 #deltarune

Tenna from Deltrarune doing the Steve Harvey Meme but he's sweating a bit more because he has to stand there while Susie's podium says ASS the whole time. he's laughing but it transitions into him holding his chin and looking exceedingly concerned, like he thought about it after.

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🐊 Charlie 🐊 @pokettomonsta.bsky.social · 1d

Sleepy Sandile #pokemon #artwork

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Ticia Verveer @ticiaverveer.bsky.social · 3d

A man digging for worms in southeastern Sweden discovered a medieval hoard containing pearls, pendants, silver rings, and an estimated 20,000 coins. Archaeologists determined that most of the silver coins date to the 12th century.

Up to 20,000 coins from Early Middle Ages discovered by man digging for worms near Stockholm

A man digging for worms at his summer house in Sweden has unearthed a stupendous treasure: a silver hoard of up to 20,000 coins from the Early Middle Ages.

www.livescience.com

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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 2d

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Bimbogami★ @kyonshii.bsky.social · 2d

only thing i'm looking forward to this weekend is OUR UNENDING JOURNEY UPDATE‼‼‼

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reddi @rediola.bsky.social · 2d

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