Every time I leave the house for anything but work, I ask Mark @cdi.bsky.social if he’s embarrassed of me because I dress like a tween boy
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Every time I leave the house for anything but work, I ask Mark @cdi.bsky.social if he’s embarrassed of me because I dress like a tween boy
I fear the cats may have tricked me into second dinner
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I fear the cats may have tricked me into second dinner
Reposted by karl
truly nothing makes me feel genuine, bottom out despair, like we may never be able to correct course, like we are well and truly cooked, like the proliferation of AI
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
truly nothing makes me feel genuine, bottom out despair, like we may never be able to correct course, like we are well and truly cooked, like the proliferation of AI
It’s widely known that a shot of expensive whiskey enhances the protein of ramen, especially in the morning
My wife stashed her high protein breakfast ramen next to the good whisky I keep hidden from guests. A condemnation of us both.
October 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It’s widely known that a shot of expensive whiskey enhances the protein of ramen, especially in the morning
Had a lovely little trip with my girls
September 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Had a lovely little trip with my girls
Our dude is finally home! Might just be IBS, might be cancer. We will find out more next week! Meanwhile Franny is at the vet 🙃
Had to take Meatloaf to the ER for observation for possible intestinal blockage. I know he’s going to be ok, but please hold his stupid little face in your thoughts tonight all the same.
August 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Our dude is finally home! Might just be IBS, might be cancer. We will find out more next week! Meanwhile Franny is at the vet 🙃
Happy anniversary to me and @cdi.bsky.social (we bought this bottle in 2017 for like $30 lol)
August 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Happy anniversary to me and @cdi.bsky.social (we bought this bottle in 2017 for like $30 lol)
When you’re taking someone to the airport, maybe don’t start talking shit on the city your passengers are going to??? Also it’s 5:30am just don’t talk.
August 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
When you’re taking someone to the airport, maybe don’t start talking shit on the city your passengers are going to??? Also it’s 5:30am just don’t talk.
This is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen… and yet, I love him (but check out that price tag)
July 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen… and yet, I love him (but check out that price tag)
I went to a metal show last night and didn’t wear earplugs… my ears are still ringing… hello I turn 40 in 6 weeks
July 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I went to a metal show last night and didn’t wear earplugs… my ears are still ringing… hello I turn 40 in 6 weeks
I’m literally just going to go broke buying Yeti coolers because they won’t stop putting out sick ass seasonal colors
July 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m literally just going to go broke buying Yeti coolers because they won’t stop putting out sick ass seasonal colors
Not even lunchtime, and I’ve been told, “I hate you, stupid idiot” by a six year old
July 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Not even lunchtime, and I’ve been told, “I hate you, stupid idiot” by a six year old
Haha what if you just have the perfect night with your ladies and cry your eyes out as a little treat
July 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Haha what if you just have the perfect night with your ladies and cry your eyes out as a little treat
Why yes, I DID get stung by a bee on the titty at drag brunch. Thank you for asking.
July 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Why yes, I DID get stung by a bee on the titty at drag brunch. Thank you for asking.
Set my alarm for 7am, but I was wide awake at 5am all on my own 🙃
July 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Set my alarm for 7am, but I was wide awake at 5am all on my own 🙃
IG keeps showing me ads with a grid of all women’s clothing items except for one child’s item that just so happens to be the thing that caught my eye…
June 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
IG keeps showing me ads with a grid of all women’s clothing items except for one child’s item that just so happens to be the thing that caught my eye…
I love how hysterical people get on Love Island when someone gets dumped. Y’all known each other for a matter of days and can see each other on “the outside,” but go off cause I love to see it
June 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I love how hysterical people get on Love Island when someone gets dumped. Y’all known each other for a matter of days and can see each other on “the outside,” but go off cause I love to see it
I love when the humming birds land on the wire with the big boys
June 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I love when the humming birds land on the wire with the big boys
Meatloaf just caught a fly in mid-air and then ate it
June 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Meatloaf just caught a fly in mid-air and then ate it
Honestly, it’s more embarrassing to have an anti-elon sticker on your tesla than having a tesla in the first place
June 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Honestly, it’s more embarrassing to have an anti-elon sticker on your tesla than having a tesla in the first place
If I die before you bitches, you better all get license plate frames to remember me by
May 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If I die before you bitches, you better all get license plate frames to remember me by
Last night Mark kept talking about big noses saying “I really find big beaks attractive.” Then he looks at me and says, “I like your nose too, though.”
May 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Last night Mark kept talking about big noses saying “I really find big beaks attractive.” Then he looks at me and says, “I like your nose too, though.”
Sometimes I wish I was a bird, and then I see a crow eating human vomit and I’m like ok nm
May 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Sometimes I wish I was a bird, and then I see a crow eating human vomit and I’m like ok nm
Reposted by karl
"We live in a broken world...divided, fractured...we worship money...we live in a society that...is built around the concept that you protect you and yours...you don't owe anyone else anything at all..."
READ THIS!
www.dialecticsofdecline.com/p/we-owe-eac...
@scarletred.bsky.social
READ THIS!
www.dialecticsofdecline.com/p/we-owe-eac...
@scarletred.bsky.social
We Owe Each Other Everything
Our only hope is to realize it
www.dialecticsofdecline.com
April 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"We live in a broken world...divided, fractured...we worship money...we live in a society that...is built around the concept that you protect you and yours...you don't owe anyone else anything at all..."
READ THIS!
www.dialecticsofdecline.com/p/we-owe-eac...
@scarletred.bsky.social
READ THIS!
www.dialecticsofdecline.com/p/we-owe-eac...
@scarletred.bsky.social
Mark @cdi.bsky.social is talking to his dad on the phone, and I just heard him whisper “pardon me, I’m sorry,” which means he tooted or burped. I imagine his dad didn’t even hear the offense or the whispered apology
April 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Mark @cdi.bsky.social is talking to his dad on the phone, and I just heard him whisper “pardon me, I’m sorry,” which means he tooted or burped. I imagine his dad didn’t even hear the offense or the whispered apology