(sur)real life lizard
@lainabel.bsky.social
writer &drawer. content &editing. scaly &furry. gonezo &donezo.
Sometimes Art; Sometimes Poetry. Always Weird.
she/hertz
Sometimes Art; Sometimes Poetry. Always Weird.
she/hertz
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there are no more wolves in side of me now the deer population will run rampant and destroy me
October 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
there are no more wolves in side of me now the deer population will run rampant and destroy me
i've learned the way of LinkedIn and am slowly evolving into large inhuman blob creature known as a conglomerate as my virality increases
April 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
i've learned the way of LinkedIn and am slowly evolving into large inhuman blob creature known as a conglomerate as my virality increases
every night before I go to sleep, I kneel in front of my bed, hands clasped, uttering "big boobs, everyone" in the Dr Farnsworth voice
April 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
every night before I go to sleep, I kneel in front of my bed, hands clasped, uttering "big boobs, everyone" in the Dr Farnsworth voice
definitely have a new thing in the way, maybe two
April 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
definitely have a new thing in the way, maybe two
omw to sit at your table at the cafe and do taxes while i shuffle through the three drinks i bought for some reason
March 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
omw to sit at your table at the cafe and do taxes while i shuffle through the three drinks i bought for some reason
nothing really to say other than if you didn't know there's a whole IMAX version of Princess Mononoke in theaters rn and it's good, you should go see it
March 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
nothing really to say other than if you didn't know there's a whole IMAX version of Princess Mononoke in theaters rn and it's good, you should go see it
does each Bluesky account come with an immediate dril follow cuz cool if true
March 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
does each Bluesky account come with an immediate dril follow cuz cool if true
writing so good they call me if they want the paper back
March 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
writing so good they call me if they want the paper back
we are winning bc I'm making fries in the air fryer
February 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
we are winning bc I'm making fries in the air fryer
i wasn't gonna revive this account but my old posts made me laugh so i guess this is another one of those art comedy accounts that can't draw and isn't funny
February 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i wasn't gonna revive this account but my old posts made me laugh so i guess this is another one of those art comedy accounts that can't draw and isn't funny
Adobe Creative Hell is when someone tells you "make these edits" and you think it should be at most an hour then proceed to find out the six page document you inherited has been HAUNTED for THREE GENERATIONS
October 27, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Adobe Creative Hell is when someone tells you "make these edits" and you think it should be at most an hour then proceed to find out the six page document you inherited has been HAUNTED for THREE GENERATIONS
used to love cats but then i found out they're supporters of an unregulated, flea market. fucked me up for real...
October 19, 2023 at 12:20 AM
used to love cats but then i found out they're supporters of an unregulated, flea market. fucked me up for real...
Craigslist missed connection but it's a dude continually low-balling you for your Air Force 1s
October 7, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Craigslist missed connection but it's a dude continually low-balling you for your Air Force 1s
music is desperately in need of a rap group that is exclusively made out of types of dudes who are the most forgettable in any other band or group
September 27, 2023 at 3:41 PM
music is desperately in need of a rap group that is exclusively made out of types of dudes who are the most forgettable in any other band or group
so when you say 'don't come out to the extended family during the funeral to create a smokescreen' you mean i should do it, right
September 27, 2023 at 3:26 PM
so when you say 'don't come out to the extended family during the funeral to create a smokescreen' you mean i should do it, right
i didn't think i could feel more homeless, but getting tempbanned from Apartments.com sure is managing to be a new low
September 16, 2023 at 3:04 AM
i didn't think i could feel more homeless, but getting tempbanned from Apartments.com sure is managing to be a new low
guess who is mfkn HOMELESS. thas right--me. thankfully i have a place to stay but if god could quit sending me to the ER and shit like that, would be great.
September 16, 2023 at 3:01 AM
guess who is mfkn HOMELESS. thas right--me. thankfully i have a place to stay but if god could quit sending me to the ER and shit like that, would be great.
the prodigal son leaves to return as the prodigal daughter. and also with a horrible stress based coping mechanism of lighting up cigarettes and cursing others
September 15, 2023 at 4:16 PM
the prodigal son leaves to return as the prodigal daughter. and also with a horrible stress based coping mechanism of lighting up cigarettes and cursing others
if there's anything i've learned from my BA it's that good art burns your mouth like fresh pizza and still compels you to keep going.
that's not all though: if you remember the burning sensation but nothing more, you were just hungry and it was just food.
that's not all though: if you remember the burning sensation but nothing more, you were just hungry and it was just food.
September 14, 2023 at 2:03 AM
if there's anything i've learned from my BA it's that good art burns your mouth like fresh pizza and still compels you to keep going.
that's not all though: if you remember the burning sensation but nothing more, you were just hungry and it was just food.
that's not all though: if you remember the burning sensation but nothing more, you were just hungry and it was just food.
not a great time to broadcast after posting unhinged life-drivel:
DMs, replies are ALWAYS open for free writing advice and editing for non-commercial work. i enjoy talking shop with others, but prefer non-commercial as i wrap up my current contract job. helping is a passion, complaining not so much.
DMs, replies are ALWAYS open for free writing advice and editing for non-commercial work. i enjoy talking shop with others, but prefer non-commercial as i wrap up my current contract job. helping is a passion, complaining not so much.
September 14, 2023 at 1:35 AM
not a great time to broadcast after posting unhinged life-drivel:
DMs, replies are ALWAYS open for free writing advice and editing for non-commercial work. i enjoy talking shop with others, but prefer non-commercial as i wrap up my current contract job. helping is a passion, complaining not so much.
DMs, replies are ALWAYS open for free writing advice and editing for non-commercial work. i enjoy talking shop with others, but prefer non-commercial as i wrap up my current contract job. helping is a passion, complaining not so much.
tickled by the dumbness turning about me--contagious.
bad enough is picking up cigs again, worse still my body prepping my period as i prepare to look at apartments and have two days of meetings.
i'm punctual, at least, so i should feel good. perhaps.
bad enough is picking up cigs again, worse still my body prepping my period as i prepare to look at apartments and have two days of meetings.
i'm punctual, at least, so i should feel good. perhaps.
September 14, 2023 at 1:21 AM
tickled by the dumbness turning about me--contagious.
bad enough is picking up cigs again, worse still my body prepping my period as i prepare to look at apartments and have two days of meetings.
i'm punctual, at least, so i should feel good. perhaps.
bad enough is picking up cigs again, worse still my body prepping my period as i prepare to look at apartments and have two days of meetings.
i'm punctual, at least, so i should feel good. perhaps.
the real reason why conservatives care about gas stoves and ignore wildfires: they're secretly red pikmin in large suits and therefore impervious to fire
September 13, 2023 at 1:44 AM
the real reason why conservatives care about gas stoves and ignore wildfires: they're secretly red pikmin in large suits and therefore impervious to fire
i been saying for like 9 years i need a website that ain't a tumblr and that's not nearly as long as i been closeted so i'm giving it another 4 years before happening spontaneously during a monthlong breakdown
September 12, 2023 at 2:50 AM
i been saying for like 9 years i need a website that ain't a tumblr and that's not nearly as long as i been closeted so i'm giving it another 4 years before happening spontaneously during a monthlong breakdown
living the hell dream of cigarettes, estrogen patches, and 50mg diphenhydramine. Hover for useless Context. #sketches
September 12, 2023 at 2:30 AM
living the hell dream of cigarettes, estrogen patches, and 50mg diphenhydramine. Hover for useless Context. #sketches