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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄
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AU lover, occasionally NSFW, chronic procrastinator, English/Spanish

🧵 of memorable stuff https://bsky.app/profile/lamusadelils.bsky.social/post/3kckcavrv7z23
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Prompt: wangxian cock warming with lwj's cock in wwx's mouth. For @epistemology.bsky.social for the @wangxianaction.bsky.social

I went a little overboard and made it emperor wwx and consort lwj. sometimes the court is too annoying for one emperor to handle and he needs a destressor

#MDZS #Wangxian
January 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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wangxian.mp3

#MDZS #Wangxian
January 30, 2026 at 1:59 AM
WWX giving this to LQR at the end of the year
January 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I may be facing a move soon. Just thinking about moving all my books is daunting.
January 28, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Friends.

I just realized that there has been an issue with my AO3 mails for *months*.

I only get like 10% of them in my main inbox, so for a long time I didn't seen so many beautiful comments 😭

Thank you for all your comments 🥰
January 28, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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"Bright, seasonal colors were exceedingly uncommon.
He was no longer in Cloud Recesses, though. And summer had not yet ended."

Just admit ur a fashionista, Lan Wangji 😩

Ch4 of "love, in fire and blood" by cicer

#MDZS #LanWangji #commissions
January 25, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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wwx waking up earlier than lwj so the moment lwj's breathing changes at precisely 5am wwx can gently sweep lwj's hair from his temple and plant a soft kiss there

then, at lwj's surprised sigh, wwx smiles, drops another playful kiss under his ear and says: happy birthday, er-gege
January 25, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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Little apple
September 2, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Me, having a thousand tabs open, being upset when I can't find one of them easily: 🤬
January 25, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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heard it's lan zhan's bday!!!

everyone had a blast at his party early in the day but noodleji doesn't want to be separated from his foxxian when the time comes for his friend to go home! so what does he do? tapes himself to foxxian in protest

for opajee!

#mdzs #BRart
January 22, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I keep thinking of modern A-Yuan having a bug phase and always asking to go check the bug books to identify the ones he finds in the garden.

Meanwhile single Dadji: 😬

When WWX enters the picture and starts taking care of Bug Time, LWJ decides to propose.
January 22, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Thinking of an AU where Jin Zixuan is so reluctant about the engagement to JYL because she's actually a woman but was raised as a man due to the Jin sect intrigues. Her life is full of secrecy and lies, and she doesn't know how JYL will react to the news.
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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it is not yet valentine's day but noodleji is already practicing his seductive moves

"I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right"

#mdzs #BRart
January 20, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Saw a video of a man hearing his corvid imitate some raunchy moaning and blush-laughing about it, and now I'm thinking of WWX's crows embarrassing him by mimicking his and LWJ's bedroom noises at the most inopportune moments.
January 20, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Oh wow, I didn't notice that I have over 200 followers on here now!

Hello everyone, I know I'm not very active but maybe we can cook something fun one of these days.

Remember the mini threads inspired by random prompts we did some time back? Maybe we can do that again.
January 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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Had a quick thought about #wangxian wwx's canonical lack of animals loving him, and chickens, specifically roosters.

What if the first animal to wholeheartedly, completely, utterly adore Wei Wuxian at first sight is the meanest, most horrible, evilest rooster to ever walk the earth?
March 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Random Friday headcanon: WWX going on a night hunt alone post canon, and getting injured. There's no one to help him, and LWJ is days away.

But somehow Lil Apple is the one to carry him to help, braying desperately in the streets of a town until someone takes WWX to be healed.
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Me, when writing in Spanish: *forgets to add the inverted exclamation mark (¡) at the start of sentences because I'm used to the English way*

Me, when writing in English: *uses — for dialogue because I'm used to the Spanish way*
January 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Thinking of a Mickey 17 AU where poor WWX is an expendable for the Wens and then one day he's supposed to die by the Xuanwu but he doesn't and when he comes back, his next copy (MXY) is already active, even though they're not supposed to be alive at the same time.
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Haha a lil earthquake to start the year
January 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
WWX surprises everyone –even himself– by visiting his hometown for the first time in years. He'll be in time for new year!

He's more surprised to find that not only LWJ is visiting home too (he comes back every year, because he's a filial child) but he told the townspeople he's dating WWX.
January 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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Photographer WWX who isn't well liked among his adoptive family's circles because he went and used his very expensive education and fine art lessons to become a boudoir photographer.

They think it's vulgar, but WWX just likes the intimacy and honesty of it.
June 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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My headcanon for the day: Wangxian decide to adopt another baby when A-Yuan starts walking, so he can have a sibling near his age.

This whole parenting thing has turned out to be lovely and they think the second time will be easier.

Wrong.
May 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Teacherxian and single Dadji have never met, but WWX has heard enough about him from A-Yuan that when he stumbles upon a handsome man at the market he goes "oh you're the dad of one of my kids!"

LWJ: 😳 I will take responsibility!

WWX: I mean I'm A-Yuan's teacher

LWJ: 😬
August 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Shout-out to my discord friends for inspiring one of my fave headcanons: LWJ's dick is so big because he's trans and has enlarged his tdick with cultivation. He studied the diagrams and techniques, but has no reference for a normal size so he just keeps making it bigger.
October 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM