Ixchel 👁️😈🍄
@lamusadelils.bsky.social
AU lover, occasionally NSFW, chronic procrastinator, English/Spanish
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So an unleashed dog tried to get to Melian and knocked me down in the process. Now I have a badly skinned knee in one leg and what seems like a lightly sprained ankle on the other 🥺
Of course the owner of the unleashed dog disappeared instantly.
Of course the owner of the unleashed dog disappeared instantly.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
So an unleashed dog tried to get to Melian and knocked me down in the process. Now I have a badly skinned knee in one leg and what seems like a lightly sprained ankle on the other 🥺
Of course the owner of the unleashed dog disappeared instantly.
Of course the owner of the unleashed dog disappeared instantly.
Most of the fears I had about adulthood have not become true so far but one I hadn't even considered has: the fact that as time goes by, more and more of my acquaintances fall into one pseudoscientific belief or another.
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Most of the fears I had about adulthood have not become true so far but one I hadn't even considered has: the fact that as time goes by, more and more of my acquaintances fall into one pseudoscientific belief or another.
I could smell something weird somewhere and couldn't find where it came from.
Turns out Sophie the dog decided to keep a stash of sliced fruit (that I give her as a treat) under the couch.
Ah, dogs.
Turns out Sophie the dog decided to keep a stash of sliced fruit (that I give her as a treat) under the couch.
Ah, dogs.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I could smell something weird somewhere and couldn't find where it came from.
Turns out Sophie the dog decided to keep a stash of sliced fruit (that I give her as a treat) under the couch.
Ah, dogs.
Turns out Sophie the dog decided to keep a stash of sliced fruit (that I give her as a treat) under the couch.
Ah, dogs.
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This totally stemmed from a different conversation, but for some reason I was imagining Frankenstein's creature giving Guillermo del Toro uppies like a cat. 😭🤣💖💖💖💖✨️✨️✨️✨️
#frankenstein #gdt
(what's wrong with me LOL)
#frankenstein #gdt
(what's wrong with me LOL)
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This totally stemmed from a different conversation, but for some reason I was imagining Frankenstein's creature giving Guillermo del Toro uppies like a cat. 😭🤣💖💖💖💖✨️✨️✨️✨️
#frankenstein #gdt
(what's wrong with me LOL)
#frankenstein #gdt
(what's wrong with me LOL)
Fungi creature WWX going "I put the FUN in Fungi 😈"
Astrobiologist WWX studies the fungi that can survive in space, only for his spaceship to face some dramatic incident. He gets lost in space, alone, the fungi his only company for who knows how long.
Then he returns, but there's something different about him...
Then he returns, but there's something different about him...
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Fungi creature WWX going "I put the FUN in Fungi 😈"
A little #wangxianmian thought: WWX as LWJ & MM's dance instructor, helping them prepare their wedding dance number.
There's sparks on the dancefloor, with both of them. MM is a great dancer and has so much fun with WWX. LWJ is stiffer but very receptive to WWX's direction
💃🏻
There's sparks on the dancefloor, with both of them. MM is a great dancer and has so much fun with WWX. LWJ is stiffer but very receptive to WWX's direction
💃🏻
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A little #wangxianmian thought: WWX as LWJ & MM's dance instructor, helping them prepare their wedding dance number.
There's sparks on the dancefloor, with both of them. MM is a great dancer and has so much fun with WWX. LWJ is stiffer but very receptive to WWX's direction
💃🏻
There's sparks on the dancefloor, with both of them. MM is a great dancer and has so much fun with WWX. LWJ is stiffer but very receptive to WWX's direction
💃🏻
I was thinking of adding a nice little painting or illustration for my improvised entrance nook and I came to the conclusion that Truth coming out of her well can be just the thing to receive my guests.
Now I just need a nice print of it and an appropriate frame.
Now I just need a nice print of it and an appropriate frame.
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I was thinking of adding a nice little painting or illustration for my improvised entrance nook and I came to the conclusion that Truth coming out of her well can be just the thing to receive my guests.
Now I just need a nice print of it and an appropriate frame.
Now I just need a nice print of it and an appropriate frame.
Random idea: WWX gets diagnosed with a terminal illness and during his whole process, someone suggests he should do a living funeral and he agrees. He's pretty resigned to saying goodbye.
But then he meets LWJ, the funeral director in charge of the ceremony.
But then he meets LWJ, the funeral director in charge of the ceremony.
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Random idea: WWX gets diagnosed with a terminal illness and during his whole process, someone suggests he should do a living funeral and he agrees. He's pretty resigned to saying goodbye.
But then he meets LWJ, the funeral director in charge of the ceremony.
But then he meets LWJ, the funeral director in charge of the ceremony.
Trying to replace the headband in my nicest headphones without having to do all that disassembling 😭
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Trying to replace the headband in my nicest headphones without having to do all that disassembling 😭
My body is a machine that turns all the liquids I consume into snot 🤧
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My body is a machine that turns all the liquids I consume into snot 🤧
So... I have a fuck ton of books. For the most part I just store them by size in whatever nook I find for them because my house is quite small and there's so many.
But if I wanted to keep a registry of them and start a more organized filing system, What would you recommend?
But if I wanted to keep a registry of them and start a more organized filing system, What would you recommend?
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
So... I have a fuck ton of books. For the most part I just store them by size in whatever nook I find for them because my house is quite small and there's so many.
But if I wanted to keep a registry of them and start a more organized filing system, What would you recommend?
But if I wanted to keep a registry of them and start a more organized filing system, What would you recommend?
Thinking of WWX and Mianmian actually dating because they're exploring together, to see if they like being in a relationship. It's a very loose arrangement, mostly they just do fun things together and talk a lot. It's comforting to have a person to share stuff with, y'know?
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Thinking of WWX and Mianmian actually dating because they're exploring together, to see if they like being in a relationship. It's a very loose arrangement, mostly they just do fun things together and talk a lot. It's comforting to have a person to share stuff with, y'know?
I installed a wifi mesh, let's hope this frees me from eternal device frustration
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I installed a wifi mesh, let's hope this frees me from eternal device frustration
WWX blowing raspberries in LWJ's abs.
(That's it, that's the tweet)
(I don't care if this is bluesky, I call them tweets anyway)
(That's it, that's the tweet)
(I don't care if this is bluesky, I call them tweets anyway)
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
WWX blowing raspberries in LWJ's abs.
(That's it, that's the tweet)
(I don't care if this is bluesky, I call them tweets anyway)
(That's it, that's the tweet)
(I don't care if this is bluesky, I call them tweets anyway)
Having to explain to tourists friends about the peeing monkeys for your head that you can buy at Chapultepec is always hilarious 😂 (and the monkey daycare when you visit the castle)
November 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Having to explain to tourists friends about the peeing monkeys for your head that you can buy at Chapultepec is always hilarious 😂 (and the monkey daycare when you visit the castle)
I don't picture LWJ as a vtuber really but it'd be funny if he did horror movie reactions where people recommend the scariest things just to try to catch a reaction out of his perpetual poker face.
Somehow fan WWX always recs the things that actually scare LWJ.
Somehow fan WWX always recs the things that actually scare LWJ.
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I don't picture LWJ as a vtuber really but it'd be funny if he did horror movie reactions where people recommend the scariest things just to try to catch a reaction out of his perpetual poker face.
Somehow fan WWX always recs the things that actually scare LWJ.
Somehow fan WWX always recs the things that actually scare LWJ.
WWX was taken in but when it came to his birthdays, he never got a party.
He got a small generic cake and his siblings singing a birthday song to him. He got some gifts from friends, even received some cards at school.
He got a small generic cake and his siblings singing a birthday song to him. He got some gifts from friends, even received some cards at school.
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
WWX was taken in but when it came to his birthdays, he never got a party.
He got a small generic cake and his siblings singing a birthday song to him. He got some gifts from friends, even received some cards at school.
He got a small generic cake and his siblings singing a birthday song to him. He got some gifts from friends, even received some cards at school.
Thinking of WWX preparing his Halloween costumes (plural) weeks in advance, making sure everything looks perfect (either very lifelike, disgusting and/or funny).
Meanwhile LWJ dressed in white as usual but with fake rabbit ears and painted-on whiskers.
Meanwhile LWJ dressed in white as usual but with fake rabbit ears and painted-on whiskers.
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Thinking of WWX preparing his Halloween costumes (plural) weeks in advance, making sure everything looks perfect (either very lifelike, disgusting and/or funny).
Meanwhile LWJ dressed in white as usual but with fake rabbit ears and painted-on whiskers.
Meanwhile LWJ dressed in white as usual but with fake rabbit ears and painted-on whiskers.
What if Wangxian adopt MXY and they obviously love spooky season because WWX is a certified Halloween Boy™, but MXY has never gone trick r treating/wore a Halloween costume, so now Wangxian spend the month leading up to Halloween helping him make his own first costume? 🥺
October 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What if Wangxian adopt MXY and they obviously love spooky season because WWX is a certified Halloween Boy™, but MXY has never gone trick r treating/wore a Halloween costume, so now Wangxian spend the month leading up to Halloween helping him make his own first costume? 🥺
WWX's partner breaks up with him because they got a crush on LWJ when they saw him at a party, so WWX copes by chatting with everyone at the party and teasing LWJ, which ends up with Wangxian getting married soon after.
The ex partner: 🤡
The ex partner: 🤡
October 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
WWX's partner breaks up with him because they got a crush on LWJ when they saw him at a party, so WWX copes by chatting with everyone at the party and teasing LWJ, which ends up with Wangxian getting married soon after.
The ex partner: 🤡
The ex partner: 🤡
WWX who loves to watch horror films because he loves spooky, creepy and scary things, but he always ends up crying because the ghost had a sad backstory or something like that. My boy has a lot of empathy for the dead 🥺
October 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
WWX who loves to watch horror films because he loves spooky, creepy and scary things, but he always ends up crying because the ghost had a sad backstory or something like that. My boy has a lot of empathy for the dead 🥺
Hehe I'm connected to the YLLZ
October 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hehe I'm connected to the YLLZ
Recently, I had to go no-contact with a family member and it's sad that it means also cutting down on contact with other people I care about, but it was necessary.
I'm fine for the most part but sometimes I want to share something with someone and I remember that now it's more complicated.
I'm fine for the most part but sometimes I want to share something with someone and I remember that now it's more complicated.
October 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Recently, I had to go no-contact with a family member and it's sad that it means also cutting down on contact with other people I care about, but it was necessary.
I'm fine for the most part but sometimes I want to share something with someone and I remember that now it's more complicated.
I'm fine for the most part but sometimes I want to share something with someone and I remember that now it's more complicated.
I tend to be wary of crime AUs because I simply can't get into the whole fiction crime aesthetic that most (usually white) folks cook up.
My one exception is heist AUs. My boy WWX was made for them. He's smart, chaotic and morally against art-hoarding millionaires.
My one exception is heist AUs. My boy WWX was made for them. He's smart, chaotic and morally against art-hoarding millionaires.
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I tend to be wary of crime AUs because I simply can't get into the whole fiction crime aesthetic that most (usually white) folks cook up.
My one exception is heist AUs. My boy WWX was made for them. He's smart, chaotic and morally against art-hoarding millionaires.
My one exception is heist AUs. My boy WWX was made for them. He's smart, chaotic and morally against art-hoarding millionaires.