Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!)
@lancederg.bsky.social
loves Big and Memes || 🔞 MINORS BEGONE 🔞 || 28 || icon by @bobertotter.bsky.social || DMs open and encouraged! whether to chat or whatnot
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DO NOT DM ME TO SOLICIT COMMISSIONS
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hey yall hours at work are getting cut across the board and i Really need money i'd very much appreciate getting some c0mmission traffic and if you don't wanna c0mm me please reblog!
dm me here, telegram or on discord if you want one or have questions!
dm me here, telegram or on discord if you want one or have questions!
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another hit and miss
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 AM
another hit and miss
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spicy electric doggo
an old commission piece
an old commission piece
January 21, 2026 at 2:06 AM
spicy electric doggo
an old commission piece
an old commission piece
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Final call if anyone is interested please direct DM me on discord and Telegram or bluesky instead thanks❤️🦋
Hey Everyone January openings are now up
get urs now
limited slots
add alts +5$
get urs now
limited slots
add alts +5$
January 24, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Final call if anyone is interested please direct DM me on discord and Telegram or bluesky instead thanks❤️🦋
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Behemoth I worked on during Tiktok stream ❤️
January 23, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Behemoth I worked on during Tiktok stream ❤️
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January 23, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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You should never leave your tavern stock room unattended, or else me and @macroiron.bsky.social will help ourselves to every last one of your beer barrels
Awesome piece by @tanio.bsky.social ! Thank you!
Awesome piece by @tanio.bsky.social ! Thank you!
January 22, 2026 at 10:24 PM
You should never leave your tavern stock room unattended, or else me and @macroiron.bsky.social will help ourselves to every last one of your beer barrels
Awesome piece by @tanio.bsky.social ! Thank you!
Awesome piece by @tanio.bsky.social ! Thank you!
Hello! I've had a lot of new followers since last time I mentioned it but my dms are open!! If youve ever wanted to interact with me don't be afraid to! Take seeing this as me sending you a DM to get contact initiated! :D I love meeting new peeps~
January 23, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Hello! I've had a lot of new followers since last time I mentioned it but my dms are open!! If youve ever wanted to interact with me don't be afraid to! Take seeing this as me sending you a DM to get contact initiated! :D I love meeting new peeps~
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guy with an inflation fetish: man im glad i havent popped a boner in a while i sure hope it doesnt happen again
the humble circle:
the humble circle:
October 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
guy with an inflation fetish: man im glad i havent popped a boner in a while i sure hope it doesnt happen again
the humble circle:
the humble circle:
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Remember kids
If you're mad at someone it's -your- responsibility to let them know why, not just let them try to figure it out in their own and guess why 🙂
If you're mad at someone it's -your- responsibility to let them know why, not just let them try to figure it out in their own and guess why 🙂
October 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Remember kids
If you're mad at someone it's -your- responsibility to let them know why, not just let them try to figure it out in their own and guess why 🙂
If you're mad at someone it's -your- responsibility to let them know why, not just let them try to figure it out in their own and guess why 🙂
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Ordering food with leftoverly intent
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Ordering food with leftoverly intent
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me and my above average sized cylinder
*gestures to my torso sized cock*
*gestures to my torso sized cock*
December 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
me and my above average sized cylinder
*gestures to my torso sized cock*
*gestures to my torso sized cock*
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yall know youre supposed to retweet stuff here right lmao
December 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
yall know youre supposed to retweet stuff here right lmao
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saw this goin around, wanna hear yalls thoughts~
October 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
saw this goin around, wanna hear yalls thoughts~
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Nothing is as unsexy as not using your turn signal
January 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Nothing is as unsexy as not using your turn signal
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Oops, Rye wasn't tied down. But judging from his expression he doesn't mind or he is so lost in the sauce he doesn't know what's going on
June 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Oops, Rye wasn't tied down. But judging from his expression he doesn't mind or he is so lost in the sauce he doesn't know what's going on
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Sorry I was away for a few months. I got thirsty and didn't want to let go of the hose. Ended up being stuck as a sloshing waterballoon until a friend came by and helped me out
September 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Sorry I was away for a few months. I got thirsty and didn't want to let go of the hose. Ended up being stuck as a sloshing waterballoon until a friend came by and helped me out
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Some days you just need to relax and enjoy yourself by sitting back and swelling up
October 26, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Some days you just need to relax and enjoy yourself by sitting back and swelling up
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Something I worked on during my holiday vacation.
It's Poly, my minotaur character from one of the Pathfinder games I'm in getting a nice filling by horny spirits since that's kind of their thing as an animist, hehe.
#inflation #fetishart
It's Poly, my minotaur character from one of the Pathfinder games I'm in getting a nice filling by horny spirits since that's kind of their thing as an animist, hehe.
#inflation #fetishart
January 23, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Something I worked on during my holiday vacation.
It's Poly, my minotaur character from one of the Pathfinder games I'm in getting a nice filling by horny spirits since that's kind of their thing as an animist, hehe.
#inflation #fetishart
It's Poly, my minotaur character from one of the Pathfinder games I'm in getting a nice filling by horny spirits since that's kind of their thing as an animist, hehe.
#inflation #fetishart
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It's important to stretch
January 22, 2026 at 7:23 PM
It's important to stretch