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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!)

@lancederg.bsky.social

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loves Big and Memes || 🔞 MINORS BEGONE 🔞 || 28 || icon by @bobertotter.bsky.social || DMs welcome! poke me for whatever whenever! whether to chat or whatnot DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/pGDm76KRJX DO NOT DM ME TO GET ME TO COMMISSION YOU

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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!) @lancederg.bsky.social · Aug 18

hello chat its ya boy
the Lance
commissions've been open for a while now but i figured id update pricing, info and examples! hopefully i get people commissioning me this time haha

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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!) @lancederg.bsky.social · 21h

shit the overseer of wish granting let one slip through and became a pooltoy itself! dunno whether they love it or hate it with that dumb painted on grin~

awesome art by @hanthecatsaur.bsky.social !

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Pepo Passionade (Evil Era) @nickpassionade.bsky.social · 14h

Growtober2025 | Day 9 | Absorb
Oh, the new update arrives, Yippeeee!
#Growtober2025 #Growtober #Growth

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IXU 🐻🏳️‍🌈 @closetvoid.bsky.social · Jun 18

Hot Ott Summer ☀🌊

ft. @lordlongboi.bsky.social

#furry #furryart

Illustration Commission of the client's otter character. Wearing an orange speedo. He's pulling a bit on to the side of the speedo, winking at the viewer with a confident, teasing expression

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AWolfWithHorns @awolfwithhorns.bsky.social · 17d

Feeling balloon~🎈

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AWolfWithHorns @awolfwithhorns.bsky.social · 2d

Blimp ass

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Cwadt @cwawtfsaunt.bsky.social · May 8

Dire Fortnite inflation AGAIN!

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ForgedStardust 🔞 @forgedstardust.bsky.social · 22h

It's been a while since I last animated, but I got something for the season

Always be careful about what the costume party's theme is and the spirits attending
#furry #plushie #fygar #inflation #animation #digdug #ghost #popping

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Cap'n Varkhann @varkhann.bsky.social · 20h

Varkhann indulging in a bit of hyper, as a Pirate King should!

done by @/alecalcove.bsky.social

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🔞👻 BOOLY BOOS 👻🔞 @kanoodlezoodle.bsky.social · 7d

Night lights #Gameandwatch

Mr. Game and Watch floating above the city night lights.

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Cwadt @cwawtfsaunt.bsky.social · 1d

Stress testing my new duos partner

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Nessie? @elnessie.bsky.social · Feb 17

I blame Mossy

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Nessie? @elnessie.bsky.social · 2d

Something for a fish 👀

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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!) @lancederg.bsky.social · 21h

shit the overseer of wish granting let one slip through and became a pooltoy itself! dunno whether they love it or hate it with that dumb painted on grin~

awesome art by @hanthecatsaur.bsky.social !

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Pascal the Fatass Tyranitar🔞BDay on 15th!!🎂 @pascalbutweird.bsky.social · 1d

Comission for @primalgroudon.pmd.social
A continent getting spoiled by a mountainous Tyranitar~

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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!) @lancederg.bsky.social · 22h

Sitting in standstill traffic while hungry AF and having delicious food in the seat next to you that you can smell STRONGLY but can't eat yet bc you're driving should constitute as a type of torture that violated the Geneva convention

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Benji @benjiwoof.bsky.social · 3d

Soaking up the last warm days at the pool 🌸🌊

Amazing inflatable art by @squidinu.bsky.social!!! Thank you so much! <3

Furry art drawing of a big inflatable dog lounging in the shade on the pool with a drink in his paw

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Party lizard @daimp.bsky.social · Aug 18

Gift for the one and only @bluedream.bsky.social, based on this post on the other site.

Had this idea of putting his character into an evolutionary chart and since im a freak, why not make him not only evolve in appearance, but also in size?

Evolution is amazing!

x.com/hblue42/status…

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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!) @lancederg.bsky.social · 1d

dam bich you gonna deflate me???? rude

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Cassius ⭐ @kled.bsky.social · 1d

The tumblrinas are always so right

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pont @softtummybitch.bsky.social · 2d

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it's harsh... but turned into a pooltoy! they look a bit startled.

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seeth 🔜 MFF @seethiur.art · 1d

some stuff from a drawpile ft. marce

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momo ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ @crossingmomo.bsky.social · 1d

Bitch, if you want a burger,eat a burger, bitch, if you want a French fry, eat a French fry

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Chu @raizap.com · 1d

So, I was wondering... what if I made a dragon variant of my "Pawsitive Transfurmation" shirt?

Any interest out there in "Rawr-sitive Transformation"?
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[ #art #furryart ]

A design of a sad person happy to find themselves transforming into a dragon, surrounded by sparkling yellow, pink, and cyan clouds.
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A design of a sad person happy to find themselves transforming into a werewolf, surrounded by sparkling yellow, pink, and cyan clouds.
raizap.com

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Mixter ✦ @mixter.ink · 1d

He melts steel and gives strong hugs

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Phinn 🇧🇷 @deaddragonp.bsky.social · 17d

Capt. Locke

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