Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!)
@lancederg.bsky.social
loves Big and Memes || 🔞 MINORS BEGONE 🔞 || 28 || icon by @bobertotter.bsky.social || DMs open and encouraged! whether to chat or whatnot
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DO NOT DM ME TO SOLICIT COMMISSIONS
Taken by @raxinath.bsky.social 💙
DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/pGDm76KRJX
DO NOT DM ME TO SOLICIT COMMISSIONS
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the Lance
commissions've been open for a while now but i figured id update pricing, info and examples! hopefully i get people commissioning me this time haha
the Lance
commissions've been open for a while now but i figured id update pricing, info and examples! hopefully i get people commissioning me this time haha
I wish you could have more than 3 machines listed in the airriders market I keep making bangers lol
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I wish you could have more than 3 machines listed in the airriders market I keep making bangers lol
Y'know I just realized I've seen a Lot of furry porn of Rayquaza but little to nothing of mega Rayquaza
Do peeps not dig his mega that much? 🤔
Do peeps not dig his mega that much? 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Y'know I just realized I've seen a Lot of furry porn of Rayquaza but little to nothing of mega Rayquaza
Do peeps not dig his mega that much? 🤔
Do peeps not dig his mega that much? 🤔
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Hallowfall is looking a little cramped all of a sudden…
Featuring @artherion.bsky.social’s Avryel and my own Dracthyr Veristos putting the Arathi airships to shame
Featuring @artherion.bsky.social’s Avryel and my own Dracthyr Veristos putting the Arathi airships to shame
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hallowfall is looking a little cramped all of a sudden…
Featuring @artherion.bsky.social’s Avryel and my own Dracthyr Veristos putting the Arathi airships to shame
Featuring @artherion.bsky.social’s Avryel and my own Dracthyr Veristos putting the Arathi airships to shame
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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Some come to the gym to work out. Kardukk comes to remind gravity who actually runs things around here 😈
🖌 Flat colors (c) Kullizilla (FA)
🖌 Additional colors (c) Kardukk ♪
🖌 Flat colors (c) Kullizilla (FA)
🖌 Additional colors (c) Kardukk ♪
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Some come to the gym to work out. Kardukk comes to remind gravity who actually runs things around here 😈
🖌 Flat colors (c) Kullizilla (FA)
🖌 Additional colors (c) Kardukk ♪
🖌 Flat colors (c) Kullizilla (FA)
🖌 Additional colors (c) Kardukk ♪
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this new software is crazy
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
this new software is crazy
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Doodled up a pooltoy Charizard last night.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Doodled up a pooltoy Charizard last night.
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Arkos is well known for being a tease, especially when his pecs need a proper milking. 🥛
Won't you help the captain out? He sure seems ready to go~ 💦
🎨 Really hot drawing by @terryignis.bsky.social , trying that bandana look with Ark, rocking it out~ #ArkosArt
Won't you help the captain out? He sure seems ready to go~ 💦
🎨 Really hot drawing by @terryignis.bsky.social , trying that bandana look with Ark, rocking it out~ #ArkosArt
August 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Arkos is well known for being a tease, especially when his pecs need a proper milking. 🥛
Won't you help the captain out? He sure seems ready to go~ 💦
🎨 Really hot drawing by @terryignis.bsky.social , trying that bandana look with Ark, rocking it out~ #ArkosArt
Won't you help the captain out? He sure seems ready to go~ 💦
🎨 Really hot drawing by @terryignis.bsky.social , trying that bandana look with Ark, rocking it out~ #ArkosArt
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Feelin it today
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Feelin it today
Having subway surfers footage on in the corner of a video is the modern day equivalent of playing your Gameboy in the living room while watching tv
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Having subway surfers footage on in the corner of a video is the modern day equivalent of playing your Gameboy in the living room while watching tv
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Missing those summer hikes of Lapland today, can't wait to return!
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Missing those summer hikes of Lapland today, can't wait to return!
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Quite an old drawing I made months ago. Not so happy about the outcome but I plan to post old artworks of mine each now and then (I guess nobody’s gonna complain about an extra hoss blimp anyway!)
(Reposts🔁 are well accepted!)
#maleinflation #furryinflation #bellyinflation #furryart #inflation
(Reposts🔁 are well accepted!)
#maleinflation #furryinflation #bellyinflation #furryart #inflation
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Quite an old drawing I made months ago. Not so happy about the outcome but I plan to post old artworks of mine each now and then (I guess nobody’s gonna complain about an extra hoss blimp anyway!)
(Reposts🔁 are well accepted!)
#maleinflation #furryinflation #bellyinflation #furryart #inflation
(Reposts🔁 are well accepted!)
#maleinflation #furryinflation #bellyinflation #furryart #inflation
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admiring your blimp after a good filling it's an amazing feeling
something silly featuring @hossballoon.bsky.social
something silly featuring @hossballoon.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
admiring your blimp after a good filling it's an amazing feeling
something silly featuring @hossballoon.bsky.social
something silly featuring @hossballoon.bsky.social
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Finished headshot for @viktorwhitlock.bsky.social !
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Finished headshot for @viktorwhitlock.bsky.social !
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A drawing of Oscar and Wilde from George and Martha, from 2019.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A drawing of Oscar and Wilde from George and Martha, from 2019.
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Commission for @arciofficial.bsky.social ~
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Commission for @arciofficial.bsky.social ~
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THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
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Artwork Commission for: Spooky_Goocky on X
August 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Artwork Commission for: Spooky_Goocky on X
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Artwork Commissio for: Zaelgolin
September 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Artwork Commissio for: Zaelgolin
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November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Someone else wanted to be an uber blimp 😏❤️❤️
Gift for @grimfierr.bsky.social
Gift for @grimfierr.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Someone else wanted to be an uber blimp 😏❤️❤️
Gift for @grimfierr.bsky.social
Gift for @grimfierr.bsky.social
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very late bday gift for the big @singlelatency.bsky.social
love you so so so much goober 💜🫧
love you so so so much goober 💜🫧
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
very late bday gift for the big @singlelatency.bsky.social
love you so so so much goober 💜🫧
love you so so so much goober 💜🫧
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I’ve made an Enhancement
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’ve made an Enhancement
Hot take; having a remote control for a device is WAY more convenient than having an app for it on my phone
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hot take; having a remote control for a device is WAY more convenient than having an app for it on my phone