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“Tottenham til they kill me” wasn’t supposed to be literal
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Two goals from two shots on target. A diving header and a bicycle kick from our center half. The Tottenham Hotspur social experiment continues.
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Two goals from two shots on target. A diving header and a bicycle kick from our center half. The Tottenham Hotspur social experiment continues.
Abysmal performance. Decent result. Can’t wait for Frank to wax poetically about how we haven’t gotten a point at SJP under certain previous managers
December 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Abysmal performance. Decent result. Can’t wait for Frank to wax poetically about how we haven’t gotten a point at SJP under certain previous managers
Cristian Romero touched the badge
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December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Cristian Romero touched the badge
Absolutely unbelievable 😭
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Absolutely unbelievable 😭
Richy gets a goal, takes off his shirt and gets a second yellow?
December 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Richy gets a goal, takes off his shirt and gets a second yellow?
Kolo Muani off… makes sense
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Kolo Muani off… makes sense
Scratching my head, trying to figure out why they got one in the net and we haven’t
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Scratching my head, trying to figure out why they got one in the net and we haven’t
I think Vic was just time wasting there to get out of the first half without less pressure
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I think Vic was just time wasting there to get out of the first half without less pressure
Another half hour without an attempted shot….
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Another half hour without an attempted shot….
Coys, I’m ready to be bored then furious again.
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Coys, I’m ready to be bored then furious again.
Paqueta wants out. Mo Kudus can you do something for me
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Paqueta wants out. Mo Kudus can you do something for me
Manchester United is ahead of us on the table, and that should never happen to a club of our stature
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Manchester United is ahead of us on the table, and that should never happen to a club of our stature
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I am at Conte and Jose levels of just not caring, because we play boring, uninspiring football whether we win, lose or draw.
The game has to be more than percentages and marginal gains, otherwise you give the fans nothing to get behind or believe in.
The game has to be more than percentages and marginal gains, otherwise you give the fans nothing to get behind or believe in.
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I am at Conte and Jose levels of just not caring, because we play boring, uninspiring football whether we win, lose or draw.
The game has to be more than percentages and marginal gains, otherwise you give the fans nothing to get behind or believe in.
The game has to be more than percentages and marginal gains, otherwise you give the fans nothing to get behind or believe in.
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The worst part is Spurs are a boring watch. There is no attacking plan. It's set pieces and moments of individual brilliance but collectively? I don't see any patterns to what we are trying to do in the final third. No promising combinations. Simple, safe passes. Everything is risk averse. Rubbish.
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The worst part is Spurs are a boring watch. There is no attacking plan. It's set pieces and moments of individual brilliance but collectively? I don't see any patterns to what we are trying to do in the final third. No promising combinations. Simple, safe passes. Everything is risk averse. Rubbish.
Behind 85 minutes of the match, we looked like we might score for fifteen of them.
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Behind 85 minutes of the match, we looked like we might score for fifteen of them.
Alright Tel, “Bergwijn” this shit
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Alright Tel, “Bergwijn” this shit
I don’t think Sessegnon should pass the ball to Smith-Rowe as a matter of principle
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I don’t think Sessegnon should pass the ball to Smith-Rowe as a matter of principle
Kudus is such a talent
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Kudus is such a talent
Every good thing we do is just moments of individual brilliance.
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Every good thing we do is just moments of individual brilliance.
I don’t buy the “we need better players” talking point. We have plenty of good players, they just aren’t a good team at the moment.
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I don’t buy the “we need better players” talking point. We have plenty of good players, they just aren’t a good team at the moment.
The problem with being “tactically flexible for every opponent” is you have no system or style to rely on. Our players look lost in possession. It’s brutal to watch every week. The only other time I can remember Tottenham matches being so boring was under Nuno.
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The problem with being “tactically flexible for every opponent” is you have no system or style to rely on. Our players look lost in possession. It’s brutal to watch every week. The only other time I can remember Tottenham matches being so boring was under Nuno.
Come on you spurs!!
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November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Come on you spurs!!
We really are such a funny team/fanbase/club/organization
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
We really are such a funny team/fanbase/club/organization