Laocoon
@laocooncitheronia.bsky.social
About as popular as a port-o-potty full of bees.
Does not meet expectations, unless you're expecting bees.
LAY-oh-kahn
https://laocooncitheronia.substack.com/
https://patreon.com/LaocoonCitheronia
Does not meet expectations, unless you're expecting bees.
LAY-oh-kahn
https://laocooncitheronia.substack.com/
https://patreon.com/LaocoonCitheronia
I think what I need to do is really embrace not giving a fuck. Maybe that's it.
a telephone with a clear entry button
ALT: a telephone with a clear entry button
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I think what I need to do is really embrace not giving a fuck. Maybe that's it.
You can't really beat dong fu.
Tonight's streaming Movie Night Holiday Pregame special includes black market body parts, robots, dong fu, cannibals, Dr. Pervert, and placenta.
Preshow 6pm eastern, features at 8pm. Runs till about 1am. Live chat. Access is free. You're invited.
thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...
Preshow 6pm eastern, features at 8pm. Runs till about 1am. Live chat. Access is free. You're invited.
thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...
TST3K Movie Night with The Satanic Temple
Lucien Greaves' infamous watch party. Every Wednesday at 3:00pm Pacific / 6:00pm Eastern.
thesatanictemple.tv
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You can't really beat dong fu.
These motherfuckers just don't relent, I'll give them that.
The last time Oklahoma approved a taxpayer-funded religious charter school, it ended with a 7-1 smackdown by the state Supreme Court.
Now they’re trying again—hoping the U.S. Supreme Court will bail them out.
Full story 👇
www.friendlyatheist.com/p/a-new-reli...
Now they’re trying again—hoping the U.S. Supreme Court will bail them out.
Full story 👇
www.friendlyatheist.com/p/a-new-reli...
A new religious charter school could open in Oklahoma. The last one was ruled illegal.
A second attempt to use taxpayer dollars for religious indoctrination exposes a coordinated assault on church–state separation
www.friendlyatheist.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
These motherfuckers just don't relent, I'll give them that.
Incisive analysis on graphic design in comments.
Why, um. Why are the letters so…penetration-y.
It’s all probes and apertures.
It’s all probes and apertures.
I’m very sorry to announce this to the rest of the country & the world, but a transitional logo has been chosen for the 2034 Salt Lake City Olympics & this is it. Why does it say Utah? We don’t know. Why is the font illegible? Yet another mystery. Did they go ugly on purpose? Again, no idea.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Incisive analysis on graphic design in comments.
Never thought I'd see Denis Fahey's name on social media. Fahey's antisemitism is only a fraction of the problem with this guy, I'm afraid.
Read his BS here, incl some fabrications at the bottom about what he might have said about abortion: www.virgosacrata.com/program-of-c...
Read his BS here, incl some fabrications at the bottom about what he might have said about abortion: www.virgosacrata.com/program-of-c...
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Never thought I'd see Denis Fahey's name on social media. Fahey's antisemitism is only a fraction of the problem with this guy, I'm afraid.
Read his BS here, incl some fabrications at the bottom about what he might have said about abortion: www.virgosacrata.com/program-of-c...
Read his BS here, incl some fabrications at the bottom about what he might have said about abortion: www.virgosacrata.com/program-of-c...
I guess there must have been a moment when the Amish decided "you know what? Tech is going on without us. We're gonna build barns and die a natural death."
AI is my moment. I'll die before I'll talk to one in earnest. I'll look crazy in 20 years, but I look crazy now, so it's not that far to walk.
AI is my moment. I'll die before I'll talk to one in earnest. I'll look crazy in 20 years, but I look crazy now, so it's not that far to walk.
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I guess there must have been a moment when the Amish decided "you know what? Tech is going on without us. We're gonna build barns and die a natural death."
AI is my moment. I'll die before I'll talk to one in earnest. I'll look crazy in 20 years, but I look crazy now, so it's not that far to walk.
AI is my moment. I'll die before I'll talk to one in earnest. I'll look crazy in 20 years, but I look crazy now, so it's not that far to walk.
All hail CrabGPT
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
All hail CrabGPT
Reposted by Laocoon
Help fill the wishlist for the new High School Satan Club in Nevada!
So exciting! 🤘🐐📚
So exciting! 🤘🐐📚
Extra, extra! 🐐📰
The Satanic Temple has announced that a high school in Las Vegas is officially approved as the first-ever High School Satan Club in Nevada!
Support the club and the students bringing religious pluralism & religious freedom to their campus 👉🏽 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
The Satanic Temple has announced that a high school in Las Vegas is officially approved as the first-ever High School Satan Club in Nevada!
Support the club and the students bringing religious pluralism & religious freedom to their campus 👉🏽 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Help fill the wishlist for the new High School Satan Club in Nevada!
So exciting! 🤘🐐📚
So exciting! 🤘🐐📚
Every time I get off the phone with my lawyer, I am launched into a week long panic attack about some confusion she sowed. I think she comes to meetings without having reviewed the details, is guesstimating in ways that aren't relevant in my specific case, and I am to stupid to stop it.
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Every time I get off the phone with my lawyer, I am launched into a week long panic attack about some confusion she sowed. I think she comes to meetings without having reviewed the details, is guesstimating in ways that aren't relevant in my specific case, and I am to stupid to stop it.
I had a dream with extremely large caterpillars in it. Like cat size. It was one of those dreams that feels fine but when you wake up, it feels like a nightmare. Maybe the nightmare was actually just being awake. I wonder what is true.
a fluffy cat laying on a green leaf with a black background
ALT: a fluffy cat laying on a green leaf with a black background
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I had a dream with extremely large caterpillars in it. Like cat size. It was one of those dreams that feels fine but when you wake up, it feels like a nightmare. Maybe the nightmare was actually just being awake. I wonder what is true.
Today is cancelled due to lack of interest.
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Today is cancelled due to lack of interest.
I wouldn't trust Marge Greene to make a peanut butter sandwich. Christ Jesus, turn her mic off. She's an opportunist and she's making her play, so let her do it without us having to watch.
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I wouldn't trust Marge Greene to make a peanut butter sandwich. Christ Jesus, turn her mic off. She's an opportunist and she's making her play, so let her do it without us having to watch.
Oh good. The anger. Here it is.
There are things you can't change. They don't have to be the rocks you break yourself on. They can be a liberation from striving for impossibilities, if you just let yourself redefine the word "precious."
Why not? Everyone else can do it. Why not me?
There are things you can't change. They don't have to be the rocks you break yourself on. They can be a liberation from striving for impossibilities, if you just let yourself redefine the word "precious."
Why not? Everyone else can do it. Why not me?
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Oh good. The anger. Here it is.
There are things you can't change. They don't have to be the rocks you break yourself on. They can be a liberation from striving for impossibilities, if you just let yourself redefine the word "precious."
Why not? Everyone else can do it. Why not me?
There are things you can't change. They don't have to be the rocks you break yourself on. They can be a liberation from striving for impossibilities, if you just let yourself redefine the word "precious."
Why not? Everyone else can do it. Why not me?
Ok well the sun feeling set at 3:50 in the afternoon is a little bit much. srsly come on
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ok well the sun feeling set at 3:50 in the afternoon is a little bit much. srsly come on
I keep thinking about Tesla Takedown and how cool I thought it was. Today, Musk is about to become our first trillionaire. It's these sort of things that make old people the way they are. Watch enough of this shit happen and you understand that youthful enthusiasm for change is... naive at best.
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I keep thinking about Tesla Takedown and how cool I thought it was. Today, Musk is about to become our first trillionaire. It's these sort of things that make old people the way they are. Watch enough of this shit happen and you understand that youthful enthusiasm for change is... naive at best.
Good things: sunrise, some stable ground, some knowledge. Halloween candy. Ahead at work (for two weeks, then SHTF). Small and medium (and even one large) aspiration. Not alone. Very close to the end of this legal process.
Gonna start turning the heat up in the house to celebrate. It's cold AF.
Gonna start turning the heat up in the house to celebrate. It's cold AF.
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Good things: sunrise, some stable ground, some knowledge. Halloween candy. Ahead at work (for two weeks, then SHTF). Small and medium (and even one large) aspiration. Not alone. Very close to the end of this legal process.
Gonna start turning the heat up in the house to celebrate. It's cold AF.
Gonna start turning the heat up in the house to celebrate. It's cold AF.
I discovered an amateur history account on substack which is deeply wrong in its interpretations. The author is using AI to create summaries and translations of individual texts. The interpretations of medieval works caused small red flags to go up....
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I discovered an amateur history account on substack which is deeply wrong in its interpretations. The author is using AI to create summaries and translations of individual texts. The interpretations of medieval works caused small red flags to go up....
So, tonight's the, uh, beaver moon, I guess.
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
So, tonight's the, uh, beaver moon, I guess.
I was good for a while, but now the anger is back. I'm tired of the tasks and throwing little tantrums. Why so much suffering? And I don't even mean like in general. Why is there so much suffering in my immediate circles?
Writing substacks on politics is the only thing I like right now.
Writing substacks on politics is the only thing I like right now.
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I was good for a while, but now the anger is back. I'm tired of the tasks and throwing little tantrums. Why so much suffering? And I don't even mean like in general. Why is there so much suffering in my immediate circles?
Writing substacks on politics is the only thing I like right now.
Writing substacks on politics is the only thing I like right now.
The flag of the Satanic Temple over Somersworth, New Hampshire today. I love to see it!
Congratulations to that great state for knowing what pluralism is and why it matters to America.
Congratulations to that great state for knowing what pluralism is and why it matters to America.
October 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The flag of the Satanic Temple over Somersworth, New Hampshire today. I love to see it!
Congratulations to that great state for knowing what pluralism is and why it matters to America.
Congratulations to that great state for knowing what pluralism is and why it matters to America.
If I don't get up and go to work right now, I'll be late. I hate my fucking job, goddamn.
Get UP.
Get UP.
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
If I don't get up and go to work right now, I'll be late. I hate my fucking job, goddamn.
Get UP.
Get UP.
Ease better be coming, because all this high-stakes scrambling is for the birds.
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Ease better be coming, because all this high-stakes scrambling is for the birds.
Tried to trap what I thought was a tired bee under a glass to scoop it up and bring it outside, but I dropped the glass on the stoop and it shattered, and the fucking bee was dead anyway, so I was out vacuuming my stoop at 730am like an asshole and this is how the rest of the day also went.
October 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Tried to trap what I thought was a tired bee under a glass to scoop it up and bring it outside, but I dropped the glass on the stoop and it shattered, and the fucking bee was dead anyway, so I was out vacuuming my stoop at 730am like an asshole and this is how the rest of the day also went.