Laser Wulf
laserwulf.bsky.social
Laser Wulf
@laserwulf.bsky.social
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34 / he him Horror Movies, AEW, leftism, and snark. I stand by none of this, unless you think it's clever. ICE delenda est.
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Another Wednesday, another AEW Dynamite, another few hours of praying tonight will be the return of Hikaru Shida.
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I love Hey(Ew), CloseUp, Bronami Code, Meal & a Match, Johnny Loves Taya, & Unrestricted because they are manifestations of the vibes of the hosts/talent.

I would love to see more from AEW like a Hangman gardening show, a Conglomeration sitcom, Jungle Forge, or a Harley Cameron variety show.
hot take, nazi tattoos are bad
Can we get a full musical as an episode of dynamite?
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Tattoos now becoming increasingly important to politics in an acceleratingly fascist America is funny cause you gotta choose between one of two types of white guy.
@eviluno.bsky.social signed my hypnospace outlaw vinyl as his dreamsettlers character and it is my favorite thing in the world. shoutout @jaytholen.net for having incredible taste in wrestlers.
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It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.
just praying we get another Don Callis portrait segment out of Takeshita's IWGP win
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the zombies using an escalator in the mall in Dawn of the Dead brings me so much joy
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We're just gonna ignore Okada secretly trying on the Young Bucks' clothes I guess
I hope Nick Wayne comes back to AEW TV with another dinosaur companion and it is never explained
the year is 2027. Jungle Jack Perry stabs Excalibur on AEW television. Crowds still have not picked up that Perry is a heel.
i'd sign a waiver to attend
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i think we should bring dadaism back as a response to The Horrors. it made sense during world war one
Battlefield 6 is very realistic because i wasn't paying attention to the story and now we're all randomly dying in a war?
formally announcing my candidacy for next year's Nobel Peace Prize
hoping Mercedes's AEW mystery opponent is Wendi Richter, just to really set Toni Storm off
bummed people in barrels stopped going over niagara falls right before the gopro was invented
oh no i totally forgot to listen to the kind of music that would make my spotify wrapped cool and we're almost out of time
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most relatable genius 📽️
I think Kyle Fletcher should grow back his hair, it's the most heelish thing he could do #aew
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i have personally despised bari weiss for a long time, her book was incoherent garbage, and to see her rewarded with the plum of the profession while the smartest people i know are scraping for dollars is gross as hell
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GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:

You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.