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Laser Wulf

@laserwulf.bsky.social

160 followers 740 following 72 posts

34 / he him Horror Movies, AEW, leftism, and snark. I stand by none of this, unless you think it's clever. ICE delenda est.

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 1h

Another Wednesday, another AEW Dynamite, another few hours of praying tonight will be the return of Hikaru Shida.

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Tony Miller @beardedrogue.bsky.social · 12h

I love Hey(Ew), CloseUp, Bronami Code, Meal & a Match, Johnny Loves Taya, & Unrestricted because they are manifestations of the vibes of the hosts/talent.

I would love to see more from AEW like a Hangman gardening show, a Conglomeration sitcom, Jungle Forge, or a Harley Cameron variety show.

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 12h

hot take, nazi tattoos are bad

Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 13h

Can we get a full musical as an episode of dynamite?

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Cig Blaster @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 22h

Tattoos now becoming increasingly important to politics in an acceleratingly fascist America is funny cause you gotta choose between one of two types of white guy.

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 1d

@eviluno.bsky.social signed my hypnospace outlaw vinyl as his dreamsettlers character and it is my favorite thing in the world. shoutout @jaytholen.net for having incredible taste in wrestlers.

Hypnospace outlaw vinyl signed by "pro wrestler dick durge"

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 2d

It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.

BBC report that police are focussing on a 'ladder placed against the side of the Louvre' while investigation a recent theft from the art gallery.

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 1d

just praying we get another Don Callis portrait segment out of Takeshita's IWGP win

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 5d

the zombies using an escalator in the mall in Dawn of the Dead brings me so much joy

Dawn of the Dead (1978). A horde of zombies use an escalator inside a mall.

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All Elite Graps @allelitegraps.bsky.social · 1d

We're just gonna ignore Okada secretly trying on the Young Bucks' clothes I guess

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 1d

tony please book this

Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 1d

I hope Nick Wayne comes back to AEW TV with another dinosaur companion and it is never explained

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 1d

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 1d

the year is 2027. Jungle Jack Perry stabs Excalibur on AEW television. Crowds still have not picked up that Perry is a heel.

Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 4d

i'd sign a waiver to attend

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Tal B. Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 6d

i think we should bring dadaism back as a response to The Horrors. it made sense during world war one

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 10d

Battlefield 6 is very realistic because i wasn't paying attention to the story and now we're all randomly dying in a war?

Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 12d

formally announcing my candidacy for next year's Nobel Peace Prize

Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 15d

hoping Mercedes's AEW mystery opponent is Wendi Richter, just to really set Toni Storm off

Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 15d

bummed people in barrels stopped going over niagara falls right before the gopro was invented

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 16d

oh no i totally forgot to listen to the kind of music that would make my spotify wrapped cool and we're almost out of time

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 18d

most relatable genius 📽️

headline reading

John Carpenter on being a master of horror: "I just want to play video games"

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 18d

I think Kyle Fletcher should grow back his hair, it's the most heelish thing he could do #aew

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Tal B. Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 19d

i have personally despised bari weiss for a long time, her book was incoherent garbage, and to see her rewarded with the plum of the profession while the smartest people i know are scraping for dollars is gross as hell

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Brian Altano @brianaltano.bsky.social · 19d

GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:

You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.

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