Latte macchiato
@latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com
I touch computers sometimes. Way too much into coffee. Send me photos of your setup.
Self-hosted Bluesky PDS for some reason. I dunno.
he/him/they/them/any i don't really care
Self-hosted Bluesky PDS for some reason. I dunno.
he/him/they/them/any i don't really care
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January 30, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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McStocking's. What can I get you?
January 30, 2026 at 1:51 AM
McStocking's. What can I get you?
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it turns out that the most expensive part in my computer is now the RAM
January 28, 2026 at 11:44 PM
it turns out that the most expensive part in my computer is now the RAM
man I was already not gonna buy one above 2.4K but this is just stupid at this point
January 28, 2026 at 11:29 PM
man I was already not gonna buy one above 2.4K but this is just stupid at this point
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Hey chat is it good when your security audit recommends this?
January 28, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Hey chat is it good when your security audit recommends this?
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“ Blue Sky “ Out Here Saying You Can’t Talk About Killing Anybody .. I’m Just Log Out And Slime A Bitch ! No Status Update Needed 😭😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
January 28, 2026 at 4:21 PM
“ Blue Sky “ Out Here Saying You Can’t Talk About Killing Anybody .. I’m Just Log Out And Slime A Bitch ! No Status Update Needed 😭😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
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I keep forgetting I can post gifs in here.
January 28, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I keep forgetting I can post gifs in here.
Remember when you just knew a small stack like LAMP/MEAN and that described frankly everything you did
I don't even know how long my current stack acronym would be. Really lost the plot somewhere
I don't even know how long my current stack acronym would be. Really lost the plot somewhere
January 28, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Remember when you just knew a small stack like LAMP/MEAN and that described frankly everything you did
I don't even know how long my current stack acronym would be. Really lost the plot somewhere
I don't even know how long my current stack acronym would be. Really lost the plot somewhere
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The zaza got me speakin' Esperanto
January 28, 2026 at 8:00 AM
The zaza got me speakin' Esperanto
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Ranking Cords and Wires Based On Edibility
January 27, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Ranking Cords and Wires Based On Edibility
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I'm still not over Claude Code somehow using React to render a terminal UI
I wouldn't even know how to start implementing that :woozy:
I wouldn't even know how to start implementing that :woozy:
January 27, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I'm still not over Claude Code somehow using React to render a terminal UI
I wouldn't even know how to start implementing that :woozy:
I wouldn't even know how to start implementing that :woozy:
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This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
people make fun of the "rude" moderation label here, but it sure makes it easy to filter out online cholerics that are perpetually angry at something
January 27, 2026 at 7:57 PM
people make fun of the "rude" moderation label here, but it sure makes it easy to filter out online cholerics that are perpetually angry at something
Clong can now create working HTTP servers :3c
TCP handling is partly handled by built-in methods that call into the runtime, but has an stdlib import that makes it easy to use
TCP handling is partly handled by built-in methods that call into the runtime, but has an stdlib import that makes it easy to use
January 27, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Clong can now create working HTTP servers :3c
TCP handling is partly handled by built-in methods that call into the runtime, but has an stdlib import that makes it easy to use
TCP handling is partly handled by built-in methods that call into the runtime, but has an stdlib import that makes it easy to use
miette is a straight up magical crate
you can make rust-level pretty errors easily with it
you can make rust-level pretty errors easily with it
![A terminal screenshot shows a syntax error in a "clong" program during execution. The command `./target/release/clong examples/http_hello.clong -v` results in a "[parse]" error. Red text states: "Syntax error: expected identifier, found newline." A code snippet points to line 195 in `http.clong`, highlighting a missing identifier after an opening brace with a pink arrow labeled "error occurred here." A "help" message at the bottom explains that identifiers must start with a letter or underscore. The terminal prompt is `[latte@cachyos-box:~/R/clong]`.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:s5qeaz4t4ccdu3p5vfqkf7n7/bafkreihzmvrtfn2vhaxmdcuw7wk4p7zcw7hvr24l5k36xqbwldnzmutslq@jpeg)
January 27, 2026 at 1:35 PM
miette is a straight up magical crate
you can make rust-level pretty errors easily with it
you can make rust-level pretty errors easily with it
This Clawdbot thing seems very stupid, and I can't find the redeeming qualities
January 27, 2026 at 11:36 AM
This Clawdbot thing seems very stupid, and I can't find the redeeming qualities
shitty memoization, now a clong feature :3
January 27, 2026 at 10:41 AM
shitty memoization, now a clong feature :3
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that’s insane. i didn’t know they could do that
January 27, 2026 at 8:05 AM
that’s insane. i didn’t know they could do that
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good lord, cargo nextest is unreasonably much faster than cargo test
January 26, 2026 at 10:53 AM
good lord, cargo nextest is unreasonably much faster than cargo test