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I touch computers sometimes. Way too much into coffee. Send me photos of your setup.
Self-hosted Bluesky PDS for some reason. I dunno.
he/him/they/them/any i don't really care
Self-hosted Bluesky PDS for some reason. I dunno.
he/him/they/them/any i don't really care
it turns out that the most expensive part in my computer is now the RAM
January 28, 2026 at 11:44 PM
it turns out that the most expensive part in my computer is now the RAM
man I was already not gonna buy one above 2.4K but this is just stupid at this point
January 28, 2026 at 11:29 PM
man I was already not gonna buy one above 2.4K but this is just stupid at this point
Clong can now create working HTTP servers :3c
TCP handling is partly handled by built-in methods that call into the runtime, but has an stdlib import that makes it easy to use
TCP handling is partly handled by built-in methods that call into the runtime, but has an stdlib import that makes it easy to use
January 27, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Clong can now create working HTTP servers :3c
TCP handling is partly handled by built-in methods that call into the runtime, but has an stdlib import that makes it easy to use
TCP handling is partly handled by built-in methods that call into the runtime, but has an stdlib import that makes it easy to use
miette is a straight up magical crate
you can make rust-level pretty errors easily with it
you can make rust-level pretty errors easily with it
![A terminal screenshot shows a syntax error in a "clong" program during execution. The command `./target/release/clong examples/http_hello.clong -v` results in a "[parse]" error. Red text states: "Syntax error: expected identifier, found newline." A code snippet points to line 195 in `http.clong`, highlighting a missing identifier after an opening brace with a pink arrow labeled "error occurred here." A "help" message at the bottom explains that identifiers must start with a letter or underscore. The terminal prompt is `[latte@cachyos-box:~/R/clong]`.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:s5qeaz4t4ccdu3p5vfqkf7n7/bafkreihzmvrtfn2vhaxmdcuw7wk4p7zcw7hvr24l5k36xqbwldnzmutslq@jpeg)
January 27, 2026 at 1:35 PM
miette is a straight up magical crate
you can make rust-level pretty errors easily with it
you can make rust-level pretty errors easily with it
shitty memoization, now a clong feature :3
January 27, 2026 at 10:41 AM
shitty memoization, now a clong feature :3
this is starting to become pretty sexy
January 26, 2026 at 12:25 AM
this is starting to become pretty sexy
basic LSP is workin
![pub fn main():
# Calculate 2^16
let power: int = pow(2, 16)
print(power) # 65536
# Calculate 12!
let fact: int = factorial(12)
print(fact) # 479001600
# print first 10 fibonacci numbers
for i in range(10):
let j: int = i
let fib: int = fibonacci(i)
print(f"iteration: {j} -> {fib}")
# brute-force some primes
let total_found: Atomic[int] = Atomic[int](0)
parallel for n in range(2000000000):
if is_prime(n):
let temp: int = total_found.fetch_add(1)
if temp % 100000 == 0:
print(temp)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:s5qeaz4t4ccdu3p5vfqkf7n7/bafkreigydefmyek5hbcr43mw6gryikllizpxtczx5naj4kmwsvhmroxj4i@jpeg)
January 25, 2026 at 9:56 PM
basic LSP is workin
building clonk rn open to investments from big tech
![=== TOKENS ===
12 │ Fn random_next LeftParen seed Colon Int RightParen Arrow Int Colon ↵
14 │ →INDENT Let a Colon Int Equal 1103515245 ↵
15 │ Let c Colon Int Equal 12345 ↵
16 │ Let m Colon Int Equal 2147483648 ↵
17 │ Let next Colon Int Equal LeftParen a Star seed Plus c RightParen Percent m ↵
18 │ If next Less 0 Colon ↵
19 │ →INDENT Return 0 Minus next ↵
20 │ ←DEDENT Return next ↵
22 │ ←DEDENT Fn main LeftParen RightParen Colon ↵
23 │ →INDENT Let total_samples Colon Int Equal 1000000000 ↵
24 │ Let num_workers Colon Int Equal 32 ↵
25 │ Let samples_per_worker Colon Int Equal total_samples Slash num_workers ↵
28 │ Let total_inside Colon Atomic LeftBracket Int RightBracket Equal Atomic LeftBracket Int RightBracket LeftParen 0 RightParen ↵
30 │ print LeftParen "Monte Carlo Pi Estimation" RightParen ↵
31 │ print LeftParen FormatString([Literal("Total samples: "), Expression("total_samples")]) RightParen ↵
32 │ print LeftParen FormatString([Literal("Workers: "), Expression("num_workers")]) RightParen ↵
33 │ print LeftParen "" RightParen ↵
34 │ print LeftParen "Computing..." RightParen ↵
37 │ Parallel For worker In range LeftParen num_workers RightParen Colon ↵
38 │ →INDENT Let inside Colon Int Equal 0 ↵
40 │ Let seed Colon Int Equal LeftParen worker Plus 1 RightParen Star 12345679 ↵
42 │ Let i Colon Int Equal 0 ↵
43 │ While i Less samples_per_worker Colon ↵
45 │ →INDENT seed Equal random_next LeftParen seed RightParen ↵
46 │ Let x Colon Int Equal seed Percent 10000 ↵
49 │ seed Equal random_next LeftParen seed RightParen ↵
50 │ Let y Colon Int Equal seed Percent 10000 ↵](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:s5qeaz4t4ccdu3p5vfqkf7n7/bafkreidmxhpaznrf57pf2uchyvxylnrkq7mkakiglblwvmfrhk66je36au@jpeg)
![fn main()
let total_samples : int = 1000000000
let num_workers : int = 32
let samples_per_worker : int = (total_samples / num_workers)
let total_inside : Atomic[int] = Atomic(0)
print("Monte Carlo Pi Estimation")
print(f"Total samples: {total_samples}")
print(f"Workers: {num_workers}")
print("")
print("Computing...")
parallel for worker in range(num_workers):
let inside : int = 0
let seed : int = ((worker + 1) * 12345679)
let i : int = 0
while (i < samples_per_worker):
seed = random_next(seed)
let x : int = (seed % 10000)
seed = random_next(seed)
let y : int = (seed % 10000)
if (((x * x) + (y * y)) < 100000000):
inside = (inside + 1)
i = (i + 1)
total_inside.fetch_add(inside)
let inside_count : int = total_inside.load()
print(f"Points inside circle: {inside_count}")
let pi_scaled : int = ((4000000 * inside_count) / total_samples)
let pi_int : int = (pi_scaled / 1000000)
let pi_frac : int = (pi_scaled % 1000000)
print(f"Estimated Pi (scaled by 1000000): {pi_scaled}")
print(f"Pi approximately: {pi_int}.{pi_frac}")
print("(Actual Pi = 3.141592...)")](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:s5qeaz4t4ccdu3p5vfqkf7n7/bafkreickz42rn3qkk5ebxvnlm5lhlkxnjhkx2wp5wrhvnowtabfuicgmai@jpeg)
January 25, 2026 at 3:16 AM
building clonk rn open to investments from big tech
I don't think I ever posted the art comms I got for Cappuccino here... all my pfps and stuff from this character are custom :3
This one's a few years old now, by artryan101
This one's a few years old now, by artryan101
January 21, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I don't think I ever posted the art comms I got for Cappuccino here... all my pfps and stuff from this character are custom :3
This one's a few years old now, by artryan101
This one's a few years old now, by artryan101
Raspberry Fassbrause
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Raspberry Fassbrause
i love this platform
January 17, 2026 at 8:49 PM
i love this platform
we are really scraping the bottom of the barrel here
January 9, 2026 at 10:37 AM
we are really scraping the bottom of the barrel here
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
missing my custom emojis on here ngl
thumbsupcat is a staple
thumbsupcat is a staple
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
missing my custom emojis on here ngl
thumbsupcat is a staple
thumbsupcat is a staple
being able to just rent a fat GPU for an hour to use for heavy inference will always remain very cool
pretty cheap too
pretty cheap too
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
being able to just rent a fat GPU for an hour to use for heavy inference will always remain very cool
pretty cheap too
pretty cheap too
nano banana pro now generates stuff that looks so realistic even under closer inspection that I'll simply not believe anything is real
Look at this shit man
Look at this shit man
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
nano banana pro now generates stuff that looks so realistic even under closer inspection that I'll simply not believe anything is real
Look at this shit man
Look at this shit man