Jackie Avila
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“Oft hope is born when all is forlorn.” – J.R.R. Tolkien
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Trump says he's instructing the Department of Defense to prepare for military action against Nigeria
November 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Trump says he's instructing the Department of Defense to prepare for military action against Nigeria
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Rather than vote to release any information on Epstein, house republicans just voted to defund PBS, NPR and life saving international USAID funds.
They really want to fuck kids everyway possible.
They really want to fuck kids everyway possible.
July 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Rather than vote to release any information on Epstein, house republicans just voted to defund PBS, NPR and life saving international USAID funds.
They really want to fuck kids everyway possible.
They really want to fuck kids everyway possible.
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NEWS: Donald Trump's Jeffrey Epstein problem is not going away, Trump plans to reopen Alcatraz, CBS ends Stephen Colbert's show, House Republicans gut public broadcasting funding, and more.
All the news you missed overnight: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
All the news you missed overnight: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
NEWS: Donald Trump's Epstein Problem Isn't Going Away as he Plans to Reopen Alcatraz
Donald Trump's Jeffrey Epstein problem is not going away, Trump plans to reopen Alcatraz, CBS ends Stephen Colbert's show, House Republicans gut public broadcasting funding, and more
open.substack.com
July 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
NEWS: Donald Trump's Jeffrey Epstein problem is not going away, Trump plans to reopen Alcatraz, CBS ends Stephen Colbert's show, House Republicans gut public broadcasting funding, and more.
All the news you missed overnight: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
All the news you missed overnight: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
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Of the top 16 House fundraisers, 100% of GOP money is going to competitive races—while 91% of Democratic money is going to safe seats.
Democrats are funding viral videos and list buys. Republicans are funding battlegrounds.
This is a problematic trend.
Democrats are funding viral videos and list buys. Republicans are funding battlegrounds.
This is a problematic trend.
July 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Of the top 16 House fundraisers, 100% of GOP money is going to competitive races—while 91% of Democratic money is going to safe seats.
Democrats are funding viral videos and list buys. Republicans are funding battlegrounds.
This is a problematic trend.
Democrats are funding viral videos and list buys. Republicans are funding battlegrounds.
This is a problematic trend.
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Now, more than ever
a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn from a pink box
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn from a pink box
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Now, more than ever
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It’s PARDON PALOOZA in the Trump White House! Katie Phang reports on how Trump is using his pardon power to give grace to all the wrong people and sending the message that pardons are for purchase.
Trump SINKS to NEW LOW with DERANGED PARDONS
YouTube video by Katie Phang
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May 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It’s PARDON PALOOZA in the Trump White House! Katie Phang reports on how Trump is using his pardon power to give grace to all the wrong people and sending the message that pardons are for purchase.
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The last month, I did a comedy show I got drunk and said that all kids are probably going to be taught in weird Ai boxes instead of schools.
I forgot about my stupid Apollo prophecy curse. My bad.
I forgot about my stupid Apollo prophecy curse. My bad.
February 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The last month, I did a comedy show I got drunk and said that all kids are probably going to be taught in weird Ai boxes instead of schools.
I forgot about my stupid Apollo prophecy curse. My bad.
I forgot about my stupid Apollo prophecy curse. My bad.
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"Obviously it is not standard to have aircraft collide. I want to be clear on that." -- Sean Duffy, our new secretary of transportation in the new awful administration.
January 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
"Obviously it is not standard to have aircraft collide. I want to be clear on that." -- Sean Duffy, our new secretary of transportation in the new awful administration.
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My first morning rundown had audio issues, so I re-recorded. This rundown discussed the devastating tragedy Washington, D.C. overnight. I breakdown all of the updates along with other news you may have missed. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
Washington, D.C. Plane Crash Updates | Morning News Rundown
Tragedy struck Washington, D.C. overnight. I breakdown all of the updates along with other news you may have missed.
open.substack.com
January 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My first morning rundown had audio issues, so I re-recorded. This rundown discussed the devastating tragedy Washington, D.C. overnight. I breakdown all of the updates along with other news you may have missed. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
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He has since been expelled from the church.
Father Calvin Robinson does an impression of Elon Musk's "salute" at the end of his speech at Students for Life of America's annual conference. "My heart goes out to all of you." Some in the crowd gasp, others give a standing ovation.
January 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
He has since been expelled from the church.
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I’m issuing an executive order deferring licensure fees & streamlining other requirements to help workers & small business owners recover from the LA fires.
Small businesses are the lifeblood of these devastated communities — it's crucial that we help those affected.
Small businesses are the lifeblood of these devastated communities — it's crucial that we help those affected.
January 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’m issuing an executive order deferring licensure fees & streamlining other requirements to help workers & small business owners recover from the LA fires.
Small businesses are the lifeblood of these devastated communities — it's crucial that we help those affected.
Small businesses are the lifeblood of these devastated communities — it's crucial that we help those affected.
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Donald Trump will be building housing for migrants in Guantanamo Bay, a federal judge slapped down the White House in court, and more in today's evening news update. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
Trump Will House Migrants In Guantanamo Bay | Evening News Update
Donald Trump will be building housing for migrants in Guantanamo Bay, a federal judge slapped down the White House in court, and more.
open.substack.com
January 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Donald Trump will be building housing for migrants in Guantanamo Bay, a federal judge slapped down the White House in court, and more in today's evening news update. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
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The Teamsters have endorsed Democrats for president since '96. And despite the Dems saving pensions and retirement benefits for 2 million Americans, the Teamsters didn't endorse a candidate this cycle. Now, within a week of taking office, Trump gutted the NLRB. Is this what Sean O'Brien had in mind?
January 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The Teamsters have endorsed Democrats for president since '96. And despite the Dems saving pensions and retirement benefits for 2 million Americans, the Teamsters didn't endorse a candidate this cycle. Now, within a week of taking office, Trump gutted the NLRB. Is this what Sean O'Brien had in mind?
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Trump released these Kentuckians to go back home and do … whatever (with the exception of the one who remains incarcerated on child porn charges) www.lpm.org/news/2025-01...
Kentuckians convicted of Jan. 6 Capitol violence pardoned by Trump
Dozens of Kentuckians convicted for crimes committed at the Jan. 6 Capitol insurrection received a full pardon from President Donald Trump as one of his first acts in office.
www.lpm.org
January 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Trump released these Kentuckians to go back home and do … whatever (with the exception of the one who remains incarcerated on child porn charges) www.lpm.org/news/2025-01...
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President Trump just shut off funding for law enforcement, farmers, schools, veterans, and health care.
We are working diligently to reverse this, but we are preparing for every outcome to help Minnesotans weather this storm.
Minnesota needs answers. We’ll see Trump in court.
We are working diligently to reverse this, but we are preparing for every outcome to help Minnesotans weather this storm.
Minnesota needs answers. We’ll see Trump in court.
January 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
President Trump just shut off funding for law enforcement, farmers, schools, veterans, and health care.
We are working diligently to reverse this, but we are preparing for every outcome to help Minnesotans weather this storm.
Minnesota needs answers. We’ll see Trump in court.
We are working diligently to reverse this, but we are preparing for every outcome to help Minnesotans weather this storm.
Minnesota needs answers. We’ll see Trump in court.
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Let's be clear: the Medicaid portal went offline because of Donald Trump's orders.
The only reason it is back on is due to outrage from the American people.
Now, they are trying to lie about it.
Medicaid was never taken away from Americans under President Biden.
The only reason it is back on is due to outrage from the American people.
Now, they are trying to lie about it.
Medicaid was never taken away from Americans under President Biden.
January 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Let's be clear: the Medicaid portal went offline because of Donald Trump's orders.
The only reason it is back on is due to outrage from the American people.
Now, they are trying to lie about it.
Medicaid was never taken away from Americans under President Biden.
The only reason it is back on is due to outrage from the American people.
Now, they are trying to lie about it.
Medicaid was never taken away from Americans under President Biden.
The biggest inconvenience of having a prosthetic left eye is that my eye rolls come off as half hearted…
January 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The biggest inconvenience of having a prosthetic left eye is that my eye rolls come off as half hearted…
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So he locked up SNAP? They really think it’s just Black and brown people on food stamps.
Do they have any idea how many Walmart employees are on assistance?
This is definitely going to hit a whole lotta people who voted for him. And seniors and disabled people.
We told them it was coming. 🤷🏽♀️
Do they have any idea how many Walmart employees are on assistance?
This is definitely going to hit a whole lotta people who voted for him. And seniors and disabled people.
We told them it was coming. 🤷🏽♀️
January 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
So he locked up SNAP? They really think it’s just Black and brown people on food stamps.
Do they have any idea how many Walmart employees are on assistance?
This is definitely going to hit a whole lotta people who voted for him. And seniors and disabled people.
We told them it was coming. 🤷🏽♀️
Do they have any idea how many Walmart employees are on assistance?
This is definitely going to hit a whole lotta people who voted for him. And seniors and disabled people.
We told them it was coming. 🤷🏽♀️
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Donald Trump wants to freeze all federal assistance to Americans starting at 5 PM EST.
Everyone must be holding the line and fighting back.
This is too important to stand silent.
Everyone must be holding the line and fighting back.
This is too important to stand silent.
January 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Donald Trump wants to freeze all federal assistance to Americans starting at 5 PM EST.
Everyone must be holding the line and fighting back.
This is too important to stand silent.
Everyone must be holding the line and fighting back.
This is too important to stand silent.
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Donald Trump is pardoning insurrectionists and renaming geographic landmarks to distract you from the fact he is literally about to freeze all federal assistance dollars.
He is flooding the zone to distract you. Don't let him!
He is flooding the zone to distract you. Don't let him!
January 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Donald Trump is pardoning insurrectionists and renaming geographic landmarks to distract you from the fact he is literally about to freeze all federal assistance dollars.
He is flooding the zone to distract you. Don't let him!
He is flooding the zone to distract you. Don't let him!