Laurenn
@laurennjoeline.bsky.social
she/her - HTX - Mother of Maisie 🧡🐱
I dumped my X, and I'm better off here 💙
swiftie - I worship at the Chappell of Roan - podcasts and running keep me alive - TCA 🐞
I dumped my X, and I'm better off here 💙
swiftie - I worship at the Chappell of Roan - podcasts and running keep me alive - TCA 🐞
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Laurenn
@laurennjoeline.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Continuing this tradition from the 🐦 app:
Snapchats I receive of my orange tabby from my bf who works-from-home 🧵
Snapchats I receive of my orange tabby from my bf who works-from-home 🧵
How do the grown woman at my corporate office not know public bathroom etiquette? 😭😭😭
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
How do the grown woman at my corporate office not know public bathroom etiquette? 😭😭😭
I know there's a cocoa shortage currently but just had some peanut m&ms and they tasted so sad 😭
KitKats are terrible now too.
KitKats are terrible now too.
December 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I know there's a cocoa shortage currently but just had some peanut m&ms and they tasted so sad 😭
KitKats are terrible now too.
KitKats are terrible now too.
Day 3 of another party to attend.
a cartoon character is wearing sunglasses and says i 'm so tired of partying
ALT: a cartoon character is wearing sunglasses and says i 'm so tired of partying
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Day 3 of another party to attend.
Pluribus is an excellent litmus test for how many people's attention spans have been corrupted by TikTok and having instant answers provided to them by AI.
December 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Pluribus is an excellent litmus test for how many people's attention spans have been corrupted by TikTok and having instant answers provided to them by AI.
At my company holiday gala and my manager (who I'm a moot with at on IG) referred to my bf by his insta handle 💀
December 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
At my company holiday gala and my manager (who I'm a moot with at on IG) referred to my bf by his insta handle 💀
Reposted by Laurenn
TRUMP IS A DUMBASS. IF YOU SUPPORT HIM, YOU ARE A DUMBASS TOO.
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
TRUMP IS A DUMBASS. IF YOU SUPPORT HIM, YOU ARE A DUMBASS TOO.
ONE WEEK TIL MEXICO
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
ONE WEEK TIL MEXICO
Just had a 2nd almost-panic-attack. The latest reason was I thought I lost all of the footage from the event I filmed Wednesday but it has been recovered 🥹
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just had a 2nd almost-panic-attack. The latest reason was I thought I lost all of the footage from the event I filmed Wednesday but it has been recovered 🥹
I don't think we're talking enough about how detrimental it will be if TrumParamount purchases WB. This absolutely cannot happen.
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I don't think we're talking enough about how detrimental it will be if TrumParamount purchases WB. This absolutely cannot happen.
Reposted by Laurenn
2,000 laid-off Paramount employees are wondering where tf the company just found $100 billion.
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
2,000 laid-off Paramount employees are wondering where tf the company just found $100 billion.
I've tried to cutback on lattes and it's been a win/win. I've now discovered my love for americanos and, when I get my weekend latte as a treat, it definitely hits different in the best way 🤤
December 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I've tried to cutback on lattes and it's been a win/win. I've now discovered my love for americanos and, when I get my weekend latte as a treat, it definitely hits different in the best way 🤤
I've decided to read Hamnet before watching the movie. It will also be my vacay read, so lowkey worried I'll be sobbing into my Bahama Mama by the pool in Mexico 🥹
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I've decided to read Hamnet before watching the movie. It will also be my vacay read, so lowkey worried I'll be sobbing into my Bahama Mama by the pool in Mexico 🥹
MY SWIMSUITS JUST CAME IN FOR CANCUN AND THEY LOOK AMAZING
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
MY SWIMSUITS JUST CAME IN FOR CANCUN AND THEY LOOK AMAZING
Asking for last minute help with a "high-priority" marketing project and you need copy "ASAP" but the second I start asking follow up questions your teams bubble goes yellow and you fall off the face of the earth??
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Asking for last minute help with a "high-priority" marketing project and you need copy "ASAP" but the second I start asking follow up questions your teams bubble goes yellow and you fall off the face of the earth??
Why do M&Ms taste like that now? 🤢
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Why do M&Ms taste like that now? 🤢
I'm rarely in a pissy mood at work because I genuinely love my job and career but I am peeeeeved today.
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm rarely in a pissy mood at work because I genuinely love my job and career but I am peeeeeved today.
Almond milk creamer
Oat milk
Small bottle of sesame oil
Small bill jar of chili oil
Curry powder mix
3 russet potatoes
Frozen green beans
1.5 lbs chicken thighs
1 Lb salmon
$46. Is that crazy or am I crazy? I know I got some condiments but I feel like that's insane.
Oat milk
Small bottle of sesame oil
Small bill jar of chili oil
Curry powder mix
3 russet potatoes
Frozen green beans
1.5 lbs chicken thighs
1 Lb salmon
$46. Is that crazy or am I crazy? I know I got some condiments but I feel like that's insane.
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Almond milk creamer
Oat milk
Small bottle of sesame oil
Small bill jar of chili oil
Curry powder mix
3 russet potatoes
Frozen green beans
1.5 lbs chicken thighs
1 Lb salmon
$46. Is that crazy or am I crazy? I know I got some condiments but I feel like that's insane.
Oat milk
Small bottle of sesame oil
Small bill jar of chili oil
Curry powder mix
3 russet potatoes
Frozen green beans
1.5 lbs chicken thighs
1 Lb salmon
$46. Is that crazy or am I crazy? I know I got some condiments but I feel like that's insane.
Walked out of a busy restaurant in a strip mall to find a crowd waiting for their tables. We parked right in front of the restaurant and tell me why this lady was sitting on the hood of our car?? And still didn't move as we unlocked it (the lights flash too) and opened the door! Social unawareness 😭
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Walked out of a busy restaurant in a strip mall to find a crowd waiting for their tables. We parked right in front of the restaurant and tell me why this lady was sitting on the hood of our car?? And still didn't move as we unlocked it (the lights flash too) and opened the door! Social unawareness 😭
I love Taylor's songs where she drops you in the middle of something at the start of a song and upon first listen you have to put together the pieces to understand the story. The language is like second-hand nostalgia.
Examples:
Tis the damn season
Ivy
Cowboy like me
Maroon
Examples:
Tis the damn season
Ivy
Cowboy like me
Maroon
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I love Taylor's songs where she drops you in the middle of something at the start of a song and upon first listen you have to put together the pieces to understand the story. The language is like second-hand nostalgia.
Examples:
Tis the damn season
Ivy
Cowboy like me
Maroon
Examples:
Tis the damn season
Ivy
Cowboy like me
Maroon
The irony of getting a terrible nosebleed immediately after watching Stranger Things
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The irony of getting a terrible nosebleed immediately after watching Stranger Things
I know it's not even Thanksgiving Day but I was too excited when I came across this orange tabby wallpaper!! 🥹
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I know it's not even Thanksgiving Day but I was too excited when I came across this orange tabby wallpaper!! 🥹
Definitely moving this morning like someone who has just two days of work before a 5 day break 🥱
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Definitely moving this morning like someone who has just two days of work before a 5 day break 🥱
Nothing, and I mean absolutely NOTHING, like waking up after a night of drinking and making a savory plate with alllll the pickled veggies, an extra crispy hash brown, some deli meat and watching Real Housewives.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Nothing, and I mean absolutely NOTHING, like waking up after a night of drinking and making a savory plate with alllll the pickled veggies, an extra crispy hash brown, some deli meat and watching Real Housewives.
Taylor Swift concept album: something along the lines of TLGAD and Clara Bow and it's just song after song about women in history/poo culture and the world's view of them, good or bad, abhorred or admired. Her best work is when she puts herself in someone else's shoes and I think it would be genius.
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Taylor Swift concept album: something along the lines of TLGAD and Clara Bow and it's just song after song about women in history/poo culture and the world's view of them, good or bad, abhorred or admired. Her best work is when she puts herself in someone else's shoes and I think it would be genius.